Found this chinglish translation on my V720 app

Obviously I bought it, it’s now on the wall in our hallway, I’m fairly sure my wife’s going to make me take it down soon. Any idea what it’s supposed to say?

Mandatory pee required before leaving car park..

Spotted in Yudanaka, yesterday.

Image ain't mine.

she heard me giggling at Danganronpa memes

(These are specifically from the Phantom Menace dub called "Star War Ghost the Threat"

Don't bother removing it from the protective case if you're not Amy

Chopstick packaging from a sushi place.

Taken from a book in a Mr. DIY.

Me too pendant, me too