r/drunk • • Nov 07 '17

Very drunk right now. Upvote me to exactly 69

195 Upvotes

Hoping to have 69 up votes when I wake up in the morning. Goodnight Reddit

Edit. We made it!!!!! No more upvotes. Thank you r/drunk for making my day

Edit: can we keep it at 69 upvotes 😫


r/drunk • • Jan 02 '18

wife is drunk, if i get 500 upvotes she will post her tits

943 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Jun 30 '14

Help us get drunk. We'll take a drink for every upvote. And reply frequently and whatnot.

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770 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Jan 24 '18

If you're drunk click here YOU ARE NEEDED

210 Upvotes

Fucking assholes banned me from my home countries subreddit, please upvote me 10 times so I can return to my home country ty Drunks LOVE YOU ALL


r/drunk • • Jan 28 '18

Girlfriend just broke up with me. I'll take a shot for every upvote.

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66 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Feb 28 '15

Trying to get drunk enough to catch 3 possums tonight. Will drink for every 3 and a half upvotes

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95 Upvotes

r/drunk • • May 16 '20

Walked in on the love my life fucking my best friend last night, cheers to single life again & yeah I know I cried my mascara off don’t roast me

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133 Upvotes

r/drunk • • May 11 '18

Coming home from a night out I find my house mate (right) sleeping on the green outside a chicken shop with a separate equally passed out man

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837 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Nov 13 '14

Time to get my day-drink on! I'm gonna take a shot of Smirnoff and comment for every upvote. Cheers!

114 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Jan 05 '25

Y’all know me now, who’s up and wanna chat??

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67 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Feb 01 '15

"Why didn't I bring the rubber sheets!"

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109 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Feb 23 '15

Authentic drunk post- was I supposed to mix with coke or something???! Oops....heh.

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0 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Feb 17 '26

Drink and drugs before work equals fun

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35 Upvotes

Prey for me, only upside is it’s a 3 hour drive to sober up.

Had my last line 30 seconds before pick up, shower helped sober me up a bit.

Anyone up for a chat, bored


r/drunk • • Oct 20 '13

im not taht drunk

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13 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Sep 02 '20

An 8 year marriage ended tonight. Hi-ho silver.

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22 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Mar 10 '25

This gin did not get me drunk

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2 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Dec 26 '17

One upvote and I'll get drunk by myself.

41 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Jul 25 '13

First post, thanks to whiskey courage. Cheers r/drunk!

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116 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Nov 20 '24

Getting drunk at work cause why not?

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0 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Mar 18 '21

Miscarried a baby I was extremely excited about at 10 1/2 weeks. Fucking sucks.

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105 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Mar 01 '16

One Drink for Each Upvote!

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58 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Mar 27 '15

Drunk party

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1 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Dec 10 '18

The anniversary of my friends suicide. His favorite beer was Blue Moon. Every upvote, I will take a swig for smitty. Every downvote, a swig for smitty. Every comment....you get the idea.

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119 Upvotes

r/drunk • • Nov 10 '25

Superstar Daniel has a special message for you! NSFW

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0 Upvotes

I was drunk when I took these. If you don't like me going out and having drinks and getting McDonald's, you can gargle me bollocks! hugs, love you.


r/drunk • • Mar 21 '25

2Pm and several drinks in cause it's weekend :) anyway here are some pics of me I dont remember about, idk if you can tell I was GONE

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0 Upvotes