People here may appreciate my boy’s handsome face

After months of dodging traps and dodging responsibility, notorious feline philanderer Muffin was finally apprehended by Operation Catnip. Veterinarians report a “successful snip” while witnesses confirm Muffin remained “completely unfazed and mildly smug.” One witness recalled hearing Muffin as he was being carried away, "I regret nothing. I fathered an empire. The alleyways will remember me."

Local female cat population breathes a collective sigh of relief. Muffin has no official comment at this time; just this look.

Official Statement by Muffin's legal team in the comments

B stands for bellied I guess😭
Hope this makes your Monday slightly better

These are from last year when I first got him (I thrifted him on my birthday trip) He was named Sylvester so I call him Sylvie. He survived kitty parvo at 4 months and an intestinal block after eating a Lego brick (I think). Hes a little menace but also the sweetest boy. He’ll be a year old in a few days!

Kitty Hanma (aka Yujiro Hanma)

My husband says he’s (the cat) not thrilled with me for turning him into a Felixa, but hey, urinary blockages & five of them in one week while staying overnights at his primary warranted the life saving PU surgery.
Anyway here’s my peepee faced boy now missing his own, but I guess he’ll never really be without one since there’s one plastered to his face 🖤🤍🤭 he also has a sister with a smaller one on her face 🧡🤍 🖤

His name is Kito (like kitten + gatito) and he has no idea that he’s got a penis for a nose :/

Friends keep calling her dickface but I would claim it’s a rocket instead!

My Buddy boy passed unexpectedly a few months ago but I affectionately called him pp face every now and again ❤️

She’s only a kitten but she’s the sweetest little girl on the planet