They removed it from r shibe (and only r shibe at first) and I reapproved it and told them it wasn't paid. Then they banned my account.

lol

the part that really pisses me off is that they probably did it because they got a bunch of messages from the weirdos who call me a tranny and say my dad should get brain aids.

Looks like this wasn't the case, and instead they were trying to avoid people using my example as a justification for legit shilling. Which makes sense, and I wish they were more clear that people were already doing that! Whatever thou, I just hope I get my account back / good people get the subs that are now modless q_q

yay!

i mean it and yes this is a written threat

apparently we're subreddit of the day today? and like, the dude who decided this is actually a huge asshole. like, I'm not even trying to get shitlords mad and I get stuff like this. fuck this website.

Around where I grew up as a kid there was a car dealership named after a dude who's slogan was "I'd give them away, but my wife won't let me!". It was on the TV like all the time. At first it really confused me. Why would he want to give away a car? Those things are expensive! He would be broke if his wife didn't stop him.

I kept hearing it over and over, and about the ten millionth time something clicked in my brain. It's a joke! He doesn't actually want to give them away! Women are terrible nags!

That was the day I discovered sarcasm, and it changed my life forever.

It's gone. As much fun as it may have been at times, I think Devtesla was right in shutting it down. I know I was a little happy on the inside, it just turned too reddity. I wonder if that podcast is going to want to interview Devtesla on why it was closed lol

okay less kill but more stop drive by redditors from posting, cause they aren't funny and their posts are sometimes terrible and sometimes I check their history and see p awful things! it'll probably make it like twice as popular thou ha

I am literally^this sitting in taco bell right now. Fuk u devtesla i won't do what u want

but on the inside I will quietly respect them

I got this message in my mailz this morning: http://i.xomf.com/jpjym.png

I want to thank the brave srs newbie who sent that to me, called me a smug asshole without any examples of me "telling newer members how to act" that I could explain, and wisely figured out that I'm actually paid by steam to cover their sales to the tens of people who read srsgaming. It's true that I simply coast off of my reputation as devtesla the puppy and srs power user and use it to get away with terrible acts like telling my friends that games I like are cheap and encouraging people to be funny.

There is no way that I actually feel embarrassed about many parts of my history under this account and the terrible things I've said about vulnerable people, and would like to expunge that part of my record and come through with a new account, but I decide to make up for that in other ways.

And since there is no way that I actually will admit that I don't always get things right and I'd be willing to talk to this person like an adult about my actions, it's true that I should just abandon the devtesla account and start anew without my reputation. That is totally the adult thing to do and a good idea that I totally won't do cause this post is sarcastic.

The Devtesla Network is now Dorknet, and is moving to thefempire.org_!!_

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The facts: thefempire.org is a reddit clone set up by srsers as a new community for good posttimes! There are now Dorknet versions of every active Devtesla Network sub on thefempire.org, except for shibe. The ones without mods (Just Eate, Don't Watch Anime, Kill All Games) are going to stay open, but please don't post there. The ones with mods (me irl, Just Post) are going to be handled differently. Just Post will remain open at least until next Wednesday, 18 Sept, and by then point we'll have a more definitive date for you! Even once a date is set, if people are still posting we're going to leave it up!

me irl is a little different in that it is the only good subreddit, and we aren't going to fuck with it, at least for now.

Shibe is terrible and is only open at all so we can piss off redditors, so moving it here would be kinda pointless. It's going to stay as is, because why not?

A majority of posts on The Devtesla Network would be 100% okay here, but there are different rules about NSFW here than reddit. Basically, it's ALLOWED but AVOID EROTIC. Also, FUNNY IS GOOD. More here!

thefempire.org is still coming together, and there are a few problems with the usual reddit front page, but multis are actually working nicely! I made a Dorknet multi, and you should use that!. If you're like me and want to drink straight from the hose, check out the dorknet new stream.

Expect some things to go wrong! Software is hard.

I will personally keep reading The Devtesla Network from my friend the new stream and I'll comment on stuff, but I'll be making new posts here only. I can't be assed to post everything twice :p.

I'm really excited to post on a site I like instead of one I despise, and while this is going to cause some confusion and cut away some of our posters and readers, I'm really excited do the same thing I always do but with less headaches! You are all really really great and I have nothing but respect for you all! Hail fempire and thank you for posting!

i am now subscribed to enchance my devtesla.net experience

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that The Devtesla Network will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – "just post" – certainly isn’t changing.

So what’s new? Simply, The Devtelsa Network gets better faster. The work ahead of us remains the same – and we still have a long way to go! – but with more resources to draw from.

Yahoo is the original Internet company, and Marissa and her team share our dream to make the Internet the ultimate place to place text over pictures. I couldn’t be more excited to have her help. We also share a vision for Tumblr’s business that doesn’t compromise the community and network we love. Plus we both love scamming investors!

As always, everything that The Devtesla Network is, we owe to this unbelievable community. We won’t let you down.

Fuck yeah,
devtesla