r/darkjokes • u/LooksaCraft • Jun 09 '19
[Max sux] Petition to have this subreddit be terminated by Reddit admins. NSFW
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Upvote to sign because some dickhead is gonna lock the comments.
r/darkjokes • u/NintendoPanda101 • Jun 07 '19
[my dad just suffered a vaginal tear] Fuck NSFW
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Well this used to be good. Im just gonna make a new subreddit. Upvote this so I can make it.
r/darkjokes • u/memeboi180420 • May 22 '20
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S NSFW
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Tourists
r/darkjokes • u/awkwardtheturtle • Jun 30 '18
If this post gets 1000 upvotes, I will ban automod and get it to shut the fuck up about the puppers NSFW
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If this post fails to get 1000 upvotes, I will come up with a new, more annoying rule.
Your fate is in your hands.
edit: we did it reddit
automod has been BTFO'd, you are now free to curse or not curse at your leisure
If this post gets 5k upvotes, I'll change my user flair to something you folks select
5k upvotes! We did it reddit. Please be gen[t]le:
https://www.reddit.com/r/darkjokes/comments/8v65kd/the_upvotes_have_spoken_the_bot_has_been_removed/
If this post gets 7,500 upvotes, we'll pick what flair my comod /u/siouxsie_siouxv2 gets also.
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '19
How to learn a bunch of bullshit you don’t care about NSFW
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Click on the links below
r/darkjokes • u/Lexaraj • Dec 03 '18
You could really tell the US government was tired of No Shave November. NSFW
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As soon as December 1st hit, Bush was gone.
r/darkjokes • u/AlkYT • Aug 25 '19
What happened to my virginity when my uncle walked in the room? NSFW
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[removed]
r/darkjokes • u/Brendo__ • Aug 12 '20
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, bit why did 10 have PTSD NSFW
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He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
Edit: Just want to say thanks guys for the upvotes and the awards.👍
r/darkjokes • u/awkward_the_turtle • May 21 '22
Upvote this post if you're sick and tired of the goddamn automod and want it to stop NSFW
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Downvote this post if you have the big gay
r/darkjokes • u/unpushplay • Jul 08 '18
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? NSFW
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You can’t see in the dark
r/darkjokes • u/EatGarb • Aug 29 '20
Too Soon Damn just heard Chadwick Boseman died of cancer. NSFW
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Wakanda cancer did he have
r/darkjokes • u/ShadowyMind • Oct 06 '19
Testing, not a joke: How many upvotes can a post get before it’s locked? NSFW
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I’m genuinely curious about the ratio of normal users : retards in this subreddit.
r/darkjokes • u/bbbbeeeeee1 • Jun 26 '20
To all the people complaining about being treated unfairly due to the colour of your skin NSFW
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Lighten up
r/darkjokes • u/chaotic_asparagus • Nov 29 '20
Religion is like a penis NSFW
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It's fine to have one, it's fine not to have one. The problems start when you start shoving it down children's throats
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20
Damn girl, are you a cop? NSFW
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... because you took my breath away.
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '18
why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five. NSFW
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Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
r/darkjokes • u/ASG138 • Jan 05 '20
What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Iraqi child? NSFW
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How the fuck should I know? I'm a drone pilot.
r/darkjokes • u/ffsJoeAFC • Oct 10 '20
I once had sex with a girl who has a stutter NSFW
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Thank God I was able to finish before she was able to say "No"
r/darkjokes • u/bigboi_lardex07 • Jan 02 '21
Guy walks into a bar with a .44 Magnum, he shouts: WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE?! NSFW
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Everyone’s quiet for a bit, then one guy in the back replies: “Mate you ain’t got enough bullets”
r/darkjokes • u/ptd9999 • Jun 22 '20
If i had a dollar for every racist thing I’ve ever said...... NSFW
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Some black motherfucker would probably rob me.
r/darkjokes • u/smolllboii • Aug 04 '20
Tell a girl she's beautiful once and she won't believe you. Tell a girl she's fat once and she'll always remember it. NSFW
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That's because elephants never forget.
r/darkjokes • u/lazy-loner • Feb 15 '20
A biology teacher asked me what is inside a cell. NSFW
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Apparently, black people wasn’t the answer.
r/darkjokes • u/smirking_lurking • Mar 11 '20
I like my COVID like my women NSFW
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19 and easily spread