r/dankmemes • u/MohanBhargava ☣️ • Jan 23 '21

Feels so empty inside

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25.5k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Wait. What happened to the pregnant women? Did their fetus just flop out onto the floor?

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u/LieutenantSteel :nu: Jan 24 '21

Depends on thanos’s views on abortion

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u/QueenLucyfr Jan 24 '21

Deletus the fetus.

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u/CraftMineCito Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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u/AlbainBlacksteel Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

11

u/kavenoff Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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u/Helix_The__Virus Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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u/aFancyPirate ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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u/TastyLaksa Jan 24 '21

Part of the shit. Part of the brew

42

u/ShierAwesome8 ☣️ Jan 23 '21

Hey might have both died

4

u/MassaF1Ferrari o shit waddup? Jan 24 '21

Reminds me of the Leftovers. Great show and highly recommend it to everyone- especially if you’re struggling through grief or loss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

They both die

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I think that counts as a single organism while the fetus is inside

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Used to make pizza.

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u/0JustaMemer0 Where? Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

Random Redditor: finally gets a chance to have sex with a woman

Thanos: snaps

Woman disappears

The Redditor: looks like I am cursed with virginity forever, like the redditor I am

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u/Hunterofdarkness21 ☢️☢️ Jan 24 '21

Like hell there's a woman that's gonna give a redditor a blowjob

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Don’t do that. Don’t take away my hope.

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u/God_Pickle 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 24 '21

srry man, have to tell u reality,

there is no such thing as hope

i can confirm

8

u/ButtholesAreNice It's ya boi SKINNY PENIS Jan 24 '21

Hah!! Jokes on you, i lost hope a long time ago

3

u/God_Pickle 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 24 '21

you had hope, one time?

5

u/Mockxx I am fucking hilarious Jan 24 '21

Reality is often disappointing

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

What about redditor woman who gives blowjays;)

2

u/Mystshade Jan 24 '21

Five years later had to have been embarrassing for some.

47

u/l337joejoe Jan 23 '21

What is life? When he snapped his fingers, did half of the swimmers in our balls turn to dust in the balls?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

[deleted]

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u/ilumyo Jan 24 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

I'm 100% positive that I have never read a similar sentence in my life before

167

u/SirMustardo Jan 23 '21

And what about the men? Can't a fella give a blowjob too

124

u/Exmormoneer Jan 23 '21

True homies give blowies

38

u/DrMietek FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 23 '21

no homo ofc

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u/_dieser_typ_ EX-NORMIE Jan 24 '21

nohetero

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u/ilumyo Jan 24 '21

yeshomo

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u/THORICisBAD ☣️ Jan 24 '21

sohomo

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

A bro job, if you will.

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u/robot_swagger Jan 24 '21

No men can only get blowies #physics

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u/TinderDragonColossus Jan 23 '21

pffptptspspthpthspapuhpthpffff

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u/FistFullofFuze Jan 24 '21

Underated comment

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u/apittsburghoriginal i'm just here to judge you guys Jan 23 '21

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

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u/_Xyon_boiii Jan 23 '21

Mouth fulla dust.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/JunbugSpark Jan 24 '21

Saving this comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Lol funnier version was posted a year ago holy shit

9

u/InfinateEdge Jan 23 '21

Reverse it. Imagine how many people Thanos blue balled.

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u/BabeyBell Jan 23 '21

Men give blowjobs too, like your father.

6

u/l0rd_of_lightning Jan 24 '21

imagine blowing a guy one second, and then the next second you're choking on his cock dust

8

u/Ghost-in-a-Jacket Jan 23 '21

A little late dontchu think?

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u/Riiiiiiiiiik Jan 24 '21

insert pic of cinnamon challenge from a few years ago

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u/friskynugget420 Jan 24 '21

Imagine having sex when that happened, she would be scraping out dust for weeks

4

u/hewhohasenormousnuts Jan 24 '21

Coughs because of the ashes in her throat

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Holy shit it just turns into the Cinnamon challenge

2

u/Sexy_Squid89 Jan 24 '21

I can't believe I laughed at this shit 😅👏

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/MutedIndication4 Jan 23 '21

*People who were giving blowjobs when Thanos snapped

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Dirt in yo mouth

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u/SovietCommissioner Jan 23 '21

Is the cum still there, or does it flake up immediately?

1

u/CentralAdmin Jan 24 '21

If it disappears, it would set a legal precedent because it would then still be considered part of his body.

Which would cause some legal problems regarding paternity rights. If it disappears, he has the right to choose not to be a father.

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u/zed4122 Jan 24 '21

That`s actually an image that you can definately hear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Or they spit out dust

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u/ZeroAssassin72 Jan 24 '21

Would have left a bad taste in their mouths

1

u/swanky_t1ger Jan 24 '21

Half the women*

1

u/pokermanx Jan 24 '21

I shouldn`t have been laughing so hard on this

1

u/praniokart Jan 24 '21

Not just women, mods as well

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u/IamPregananant Jan 24 '21

What’s worse would be pregnant women. And the woman goes but the fetus didn’t.

Sees fetus on side of road.

1

u/lymbot Jan 24 '21

Spits out dust and cum.

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u/SteveHarveysAunt Jan 24 '21

Does this mean guys who got snapped drop all their sperm?

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u/ShotMyTatorTots Jan 24 '21

More like mods giving blowjobs and the snap makes the dick disappear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Guys too.

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u/JDMdawson low effort memer:nu:☣️ Jan 24 '21

Men who were receiving

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u/C-Roof-Jumper Jan 24 '21

Another on bites the dust

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u/Alexk789 Jan 24 '21

Spit or swallow the dust

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Dunno if you know this, but Michael Scott is a man.

1

u/fenwayswimmer Jan 24 '21

God dammit, I’m sick of this shit, it’s 2019.

PEOPLE giving blowjobs

1

u/bm_alot Jan 24 '21

What if the woman is preggo and only the baby survives?

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u/Gassydevil 🐸 smelly frog 🐸 Jan 24 '21

The new cinnamon challenge

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

grandmas ashes

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u/Automatic-Operation6 Jan 24 '21

welp, the dick well become dust and the dust will be in her mouth

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u/SnooApples3584 Jan 24 '21

Gives a new meaning to dry mouth

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u/SnooApples3584 Jan 24 '21

You ever get a lot of drit in your mouth

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u/Z3R0_GR0UND_YT Jan 24 '21

Must taste a little dusty in there

1

u/_Vard_ Jan 24 '21

Only 25% of them

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u/Spagoot29 Jan 24 '21

Bruh, this meme stole the idea of a lower one and made it low effort

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Im gonna put some dirt in your hole

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u/CentralAdmin Jan 24 '21

What happens to his cum?

Would it disappear with him or would it stay behind if he nutted before being snapped to dust?

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u/CloudRoses Jan 24 '21

That's actually a dude.

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u/Winterboi7777777 Jan 24 '21

Okay but where is the joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Why are you tagging me?