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u/kool-aid-rapist Dec 22 '20
Imagine accidentally shooting your fingers off trying to set it up, as happens when you accidentally clam your hand setting up a regular mousetrap
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u/William-Wangos Dec 22 '20
Greater risk, greater rewards
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u/Soloistic-Sheep Dec 22 '20
Finally my Sam’Onella Academy diploma has come in handy
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Dec 22 '20
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Dec 22 '20
Just imagine a massive boom going off somewhere in your house and you're just like "Welp, that's one less pest."
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u/Andminus Dec 22 '20
I just remembered "claymore"s are a kind of mine I've seen in call of duty, I was legit thinking of a medieval greatsword with a tripwire.
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u/_-sapnu-puas-_ Dec 22 '20
Cops have also a built-in color sensor, they shoot automatically if you are black
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u/A_Dead_Kid Dec 22 '20
In the new update they shoot Hispanic and all other minorities too!!!
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u/NavyPenguin9005 Dec 22 '20
What if the cops are minorities? Do they shoot themselves?
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u/Awkijy Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20
Not true ....they shoot me once although im not black I was trying to prank them by being black
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u/_-sapnu-puas-_ Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20
Not sure you got the point... They can shoot no matter the color, BUT if you are black they shoot automatically. Not being black does not prevent you from being shot
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u/KURO-K1SH1 Dec 22 '20
Wouldn't it make more sense to design it with just the barrel, chamber And trigger system? Cuz right now it just looks like grandpa rigged his single action to a trip wire with cheese on it.
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u/McMetas Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20
considering it's an 1882 patent it makes sense, because that was the time of "the wild west".
if you've played Red Dead Redemption 2 you'd probably get a good understanding of how prevalent guns were, because red dead 2 is set 17 years after this patent.
that's even a Single Action Army, the most stereotypical cowboy revolver to the point it's the starting revolver in RD2.
don't ask me how i know this, you really don't want to know.
i used google.
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u/kolbaszoskenyer Dec 22 '20
Cop racist
You may laugh and give me tons of karma now
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u/TheRealStandard Dec 22 '20
His comment doesn't even make sense, it's a mouse trap using a gun and the human version are cops? How??
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Dec 22 '20
More👏diversity👏in👏cop👏related👏deaths
Everyone must die
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u/what-is-reddit1234 Dec 22 '20
Instead of BLM we should have NLM because No Lives Matter
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u/0imnotreal0 Dec 22 '20
I’m single-handedly managing a new movement, MLDM. Anyone can join, just subscribe to r/depression_memes.
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u/laminated_cardboard Dec 22 '20
If your a parent.
You can rest easy knowing, One way or the other Thats one pest to deal with in the morning
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u/ProArnav Dec 22 '20
(https://youtu.be/oM09ZgY2qPM)[Here] is the video of this moustrap in action. This guy uses all sorts of mouse traps and its very interesting
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Dec 22 '20
america bad europe good so funny and true and original now gib me useless internet points
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u/Joefrared Dec 23 '20
America is pretty bad. Our healthcare is shit
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u/Celebrate2020 Dec 22 '20
Love how all the comments are the same joke about race. The left can’t meme.
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u/ilandedhereyesterday Dec 22 '20
Its for a white friend, is there another version?
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u/HarrargnNarg Dec 22 '20
I think that size will be adequate for humans too. Just need to adjust angle
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u/NodoBird Dec 22 '20
I seriously just got done watching Sam O'Nella's video about obscure inventions not even 10 minutes ago. This was one of em.
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u/Enorats Dec 22 '20
If things back then were anything like they are today, this was likely commissioned by Congress in an attempt to give more government funding to defense contractors.
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u/lilbobblehead Dec 22 '20
Pretty sure that was made by the French man that created the hot air balloon I did research on this a while ago
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u/CazzzieDoodle Dec 22 '20
The cop trap only works on black mice though, but still good quality overall
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u/Hotchumpkilla Dec 22 '20
imagine, waking up to a gun shot and thinking "Finally got that SoB", just prior to the massive heart attack that same trap caused you as well.
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This invention may also be used in connection with a door or window, so as to kill any person or thing opening the door or window to which it is attached.
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u/purple_haze_requiem7 Dec 23 '20
But I’m not black so that doesn’t work. As I said, where can I get a human sized one?!
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u/ThouHolyFather2 Dec 22 '20
HAHAHAHA AMERICA = RACIST AND GUNS SO FUCKING FUNNY NOW GIVE ME KARMA
COME UP WITH A NEW FUCKING JOKE ABOUT US JESUS CHRIST
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u/Grzechoooo Dec 22 '20
America... Fat?
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u/ThouHolyFather2 Dec 22 '20
I've said this a million times and I'll say it again
It's one these about america
Guns Fat Racist cops School shootings Dumb
If it's not one of those I'll be surprised
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Dec 22 '20
Then you make a joke about British teeth and you get downvoted to hell.
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u/ThouHolyFather2 Dec 22 '20
I don't think I've really joked about people like that. If I try and make a joke I'll try and make it original and not just stereotype someone
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Imagine believing the myth that cops disproportionately target minorities.
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u/DrHeineken Dec 22 '20
The comments are jokes, man :)
But yes I'm pretty sure all of us know that it's just we like making jokes about it (not me)
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Dec 22 '20
Yeah fair enough. I’ve just seen so many people who think it’s true that I assume it’s just the default mindset to most haha
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u/DrHeineken Dec 22 '20
Yeah I get you, haha. But if you see comments that are like the ones here they probably are jokes. If they are like "this is real and it sucks" then they aren't joking
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u/Parv05 Dec 22 '20
Yeah, but they have that pretty annoying colour sensors in them, is there a model which shoots everyone?
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u/YaPappy Dec 22 '20
The cop traps only work for brown people.
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u/King_Aut1sm0 Dec 23 '20
Imagine your just at home with your gramps 60 years later, and all of a sudden there is a boom, then your gramps pulls out his concealed garand and shoots up the fucking block
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