The value placed in the nuggets is judged by the number of Z’s and no more than one G in the name.

Nuggets = generic

Neügitzch = Costco brand

Nugizzzzzzzzz❤️🥰🥵🔥💯 = Sells millions of units on TikTok.

In popular culture, "*Bizarro World” has come to mean a situation or setting which is weirdly inverted or opposite to expectations.

Dr. Microwavesinsufficiently

Wigglin’: You Just wiggle for as long as you can. Also related: Hot Wigglin’: Same as Wigglin’ but in a plastic body suit.

I got nothing. I really need some help here.

Feel free to blame u/GreekAlphabetSoup for the inspiration here.

Risotto

The Glowing 3rd Degree Burn - it contains caustic phosphorus that stays lit and burning at about 800° for two days after lighting.

Titanic : swap out iceberg for nerf berg ——> Celine Dion only 12% as famous, hot pockets never invented.

Your weekly lute jam session / meh.

Inspired by this comment.

I was thinking game shows used to determine contestants’ fates, but non-fate game shows for those left behind or whether you vision is works too, haha.

I mean, I came here, starving, they gave me the grey paste without telling me it was gonna taste like pizza, ice cream and cake all rolled into one, but I just had to say no when I found out it came from the tube. I don't want to know where the tube gets it from, but I know that it's far away. They showed me, it's along way away. Way past the radioactive farms.

Not looking for clearly awesome and iconic props, like a lightsaber. Nominate charmingly absurd costumes or props like the Toast Saber (that toasts bread as it’s cut) from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

I know me, and if me is anything like seven year old me, he'll bust out the Fisher Price Magic Trunk for a quick routine of disappearing foam balls and hide the foam pidgeon from my sister and the dog.

Dang it Humperdinck ! Put velum on the shopping list if you’re gonna use the last sheet !

(With thanks to IncredibleWeirdo for launching a new being into the CLU : Humperdinck The Scribe)

“This too shall pass”

She keeps asking you what the the long round things the stuff flows through are called

The Mountbatten Period: 1 second after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand to the first line of the closing credits of the series finale of Growing Pains.