r/circlebroke2 • • Jul 18 '17

Too much effort Reddits gullibility in regard to the double dick hoax

1.5k Upvotes

Plain as day here are the shoops getting more ridiculous over the years

He started in 2014 and kept editing himself bigger and bigger.

Here he is spamming his books everywhere and attention whoring, he does this endlessly

Here's the recent thread where people are calling him out

I'm amazed about how rarely people seem to call out the redditor that is internet famous that claims to have two penises.

Check out his totally unhinged response to a reviewer that pointed out the bullshit in his books.

To spell it out quickly, here is why he is almost certainly faking it:

First of all

He first claims that he has two penises that are a somewhat common and easy to believe size.

He later comes back and claims they are even bigger...

Then AGAIN he comes back and claims they are even bigger he now claims they are 8 inches soft and now both the same length and 10inches+ hard.

And the reasoning he gives for having a suspensory ligament surgery make no sense, if you actually read his comments it's medical gibberish. I showed a medic friend and he was like "wtf is this dude on about, you wouldn't get that surgery for that". And the way his penis functions is contradicted in different answers he gives in his AMA.

It just reeks of a fantasist who keeps getting more and more obsessive with the attention he's getting. "oh no, having two penis that are normal size isn't impressive enough, oh no I'm 7 inches now... no I had surgery that made them 10.5 inches now".

And here's the thing.

People say "Oh, he has no reason to make this stuff up.." well actually if you look at his user page he is constantly puffing himself up and spamming comments about himself everywhere and constantly advertising and shilling the books about himself he sells on amazon.

I'm actually roaring with laughter looking at his twitter. If you look at the first picture of his "double dick" when he portrayed them smaller it actually looks believable. I think thats what roped people in. But if you look at his more recent pictures of his alleged 10 inch double dick they are more and more cartoonishly edited it looks so stupid.

The guy tells the most unbelievable stories of sexcapades and if you look at the original AMA some people were even like "clearly these are exaggerations at best in many cases". Talking about fucking multiple women at once with in a way that wouldn't be anatomically possible because the legs get in the way and it wouldn't work.

The one thing that totally makes it obvious is that in all these graphic pictures he posted about himself. He refuses to take a single video. He claims "it would be too invasive".The obvious reason is that it would be extremely hard to fake a video. I mean just a few seconds showing the penises and manipulating them will settle it. But because he's lying he claims "oh I don't feel I should make a video" " I don't care if people believe me". If you don't care if people believe you, why are you spamming yourself everywhere and constantly shilling your books?

I feel that some people are sort of getting wise to the fact that the dude is a fake because more recently he as usual started promoting himself in an Askreddit thread and some guy called him out.

I mean it's an obvious fantasist getting off to all this. He wasn't content with the internet fame from being seen as a medical curiosity, he has to also have two dicks that are constantly growing like Pinnochio's nose.

I actually think it's kind of sad that someone does that in their spare time. In all honesty I think if he made another AMA people would just call him out now. One look at his twitter now makes it obvious.

If you look in threads about him or answers he gave in his AMA you see just how absurd the whole thing is and how gullible some people are.

He claims he won't provide a video because it's "Invasive" yet just look at the absurd and cartoonish pictures he posts on his twitter.

It's all weird to me that people fell for this. It's literally a fantasist that gets off on people having penis envy and one upping people.

"I have a ten incher".. "Well I have two ten inchers"..


r/circlebroke2 • • Jun 16 '16

Too much effort ← Number of times the mods of /r/the_donald have masturbated to anime.

1.0k Upvotes

At least once.

EDIT: KanGAY GAYst.


r/circlebroke2 • • Jun 12 '16

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r/circlebroke2 • • Feb 07 '18

Never forget: reddit once thanked a LITERAL FUCKING NAZI for his service

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r/circlebroke2 • • Jan 24 '17

hot new update on reddit rules

722 Upvotes

Yo it's ya boy helpfulcommentposter here with the top reddit news, here with an important story about the rules

so basically yesterday I was mindin my own business when i came across this post on raltright. Anyway, it got me thinking, "Isn't this post violating the reddit rules on doxxing in the most transparent way?" so I reported it to the admins because I'm a good concerned citizen. Anyways, I got this response. I asked a few hours later to check up on the reddit cops and got this response so there ya go. They forgot to update the rules page so im asking you all to spread this story so people know the real rules until it's updated, posting bounties on people that you want the personal information of isn't a reddit crime any more

If you liked this journalism and want more be sure to hit that downvote button and call me a fuckin loser, peace


r/circlebroke2 • • Mar 06 '20

🦀🦀🦀Gamersriseup has been banned 🦀🦀🦀

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r/circlebroke2 • • Jun 13 '19

TIL Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves

615 Upvotes

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention Keanu Reeves?

I mean, I like Keanu Reeves, but for fuck's sake, Reddit.


r/circlebroke2 • • Oct 15 '19

Subreddit Simulator for r/unpopularopinion goes mask off.

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r/circlebroke2 • • Apr 12 '19

The circlejerk against Dr. Katie Bouman got bad enough the male scientist they chose to claim is "the real hero" is now speaking out against all the false claims.

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r/circlebroke2 • • Aug 21 '16

/r/EnoughTrumpSpam Peak political discourse has been reached on /r/the_Donald's Discord

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587 Upvotes

r/circlebroke2 • • Mar 08 '19

I know T_D is against the rules but please make an exception, this is absolutely ridiculous even for them.

578 Upvotes

r/circlebroke2 • • Dec 04 '18

Reddit upvotes a post of a black guy criticizing Black Panther to the front page. Turns out the OP admits he made the post to get karma, isn't black and also enjoyed Black Panther.

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r/circlebroke2 • • Jan 15 '19

/r/MensRights is really upset that an advertisement is telling men not to bully people and catcall women

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555 Upvotes

r/circlebroke2 • • Apr 01 '19

[Positivity] /r/games closes for April Fool's day to raise awareness against bigotry in the gaming community

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r/circlebroke2 • • Aug 15 '17

r/Physical_Removal has been banned!

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548 Upvotes

r/circlebroke2 • • Apr 14 '19

Reddit is PISSED that the new Twilight Zone (by Jordan Peele) has social commentary just like the original series.

545 Upvotes

I'm not gonna bother trying to dig up a bunch of links, pretty much every discussion on the sub is a dumpster fire. This week's episode discussion was brigaded so hard they deleted it and put up a new one, to which a few subs promptly [directed people back there again](https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/bcmc9m /another_franchise_sacrificed_on_the_alter_of/).

I was so happy when I heard this show was being made, it truly saddens me to see it being violated this way. Rod Serling is almost certainly spinning in his grave at this moment.

Do these people have a fucking clue what the original series was about? Or that Rod Serling was a god damn huge SJW. His nickname was "angry young man" because he fought so hard against corporate censorship that tried to prevent his pro-social justice and anti-racism messages. But today he'd be spinning in his grave because the reboot has a white cop abusing his power to profile a black family.


r/circlebroke2 • • Apr 26 '17

Bill Nye: *supports a non-binary view of sexuality* reddit: "wtf I hate Bill Nye now."

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r/circlebroke2 • • Feb 23 '19

Reddit banned rape victim and suppressed her post "My Father, Filmmaker Rob Cohen, is a Rapist and Child Molester" as a part of Reddit's 'Anti-Evil Operations'

536 Upvotes

Update: Reddit admin u/redtaboo reinstated the post and unbanned Valkyrie, apparently due to my pinging a few admins in a comment I made before posting this thread. Their reply:

Hey everyone! We're sorry about this, it appears we did make an error in processing the reports we received on this post and it was removed under our PII rules roughly 20 hours ago. The post has now been reinstated and any actions against /u/ValkyrieWeather have also been reversed.

We're sorry for the confusion and trouble this caused. Thank you /u/paigev for the ping.

I"m going to post this as a separate top level comment as well for visibility.

And after I asked for more details:

At this point I don't have many details on exactly how it happened myself, we'll continue to investigate, however, it's likely we'll keep it internal once we do and use it to improve our processes.

I'm just glad to have been able to help make things right.

I'm torn on whether to delete this thread, since it's no longer accurate, or leave it up for the update.

Original post:


As per a r/offmychest moderator:

Hello community members and visitors. You may notice the post has been removed. It was removed Feburary 22, 2019 at 06:06:40 UTC by Reddit's "Anti-Evil Operations". The post's author, /u/ValkyrieWeather, has been suspended. We have no involvement with these actions.

Here's her twitter thread. The r/offmychest thread was the largest of her coming forward posts, with nearly 8,000 upvotes and over 400 comments, compared to her twitter thread that has less than 2000 likes and a little over 200 replies. Rob Cohen has now confirmed it was his daughter who made these allegations as a part of his response.

It's clear that reddit immediately bent to the will of a rapist's lawyers in suppressing his victim's coming forward, and it's absolutely sickening that they would do this.

I've been active on reddit since 2009. My faith in reddit's platform is totally destroyed. Allowing bad communities to exist is one thing, but actively interfering with good communities in order to stifle a rape victim coming forward? There's no trust anymore. This is so much worse than I ever thought reddit could be.


r/circlebroke2 • • Nov 01 '17

"Finally, the_donald is a small part of a large problem we face in this country—that a large part of the population feels unheard, and the last thing we're going to do is take their voice away." - Just spez things

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r/circlebroke2 • • Jul 02 '19

The most downvoted thread of the month in /r/Europe is a study featured in Nature showing immigration overall has no negative impact on economy

500 Upvotes

In this wonderful thread, redditors enlighten us with their knowledge using profound arguments such as "it doesn't sound right".

The top comments all claim to have found flaws in the method, that are actually explicitly taken into account. The #1 reply then admitted that it was wrong but still wouldn't change opinion, and still ended up the most upvoted by far.

The most upvoted reply is "Correlation != causation", which, I am pretty sure, is something professional economists are aware of already.

Further down, someone argues that science doesn't prove anything, because scientists can lie.

Examples of solid analysis and rebuttal to a professional study on a complex subject:

Of course they are dragging down the economy.

Of course...

A single study does not prove anything.

Okay.

the results do not pass a smell test

Is your "smell test" peer-reviewed?

This research is useless because they don't break things down by country and they don't explain their methodology.

Apart from the "Methodology" section.

There are methodologies available to accurately calculate the total tax contribution and total spending received by different groups of people. But this study chose not to do that.

They explicitly say they did.

But...the graphs really aren't saying much...it is showing a total of 5 years, that's it. Considering their data base is 30 years, it's really not that much in terms of result.

This guy misread the graph but is still one of the most upvoted.

Does this sound like something which improves the economy and is not a burden?

"Does this sound like ..." wow thanks for your analytical thinking and objective truth, and here I was thinking getting a PhD in economics was hard.

The fact that GDP rises doesn't always means that the population lives better.

Okay so immigrants are bad because they burden your economy, and when they don't well economy isn't that important anyway.

im sorry i just dont believe that

Solid argument, you convinced me.

Looks tricky I would say correlation doesn’t imply causation.

You should write to those academics, they might want to rethink everything they have ever written in light of your new ground-breaking idea.

The study says A increased and B increased therefore A caused B. Its completely useless.

No it doesn't, you didn't read it, an the people upvoting you didn't read it either.


r/circlebroke2 • • Dec 29 '18

on r/smashultimate, you can get banned for reporting and calling out hate speech

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r/circlebroke2 • • Sep 30 '19

/r/braincels has been banned

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r/circlebroke2 • • Feb 09 '19

Ellen Page to Chris Pratt: You should address that the church you attend is super homophobic Reddit to Ellen Page: insufferable c*nt

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r/circlebroke2 • • Feb 04 '17

I was just pretending

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r/circlebroke2 • • Dec 08 '16

Pizzagate has shown some people would rather believe pizza references and "satanic" symbols over women reporting real sexual assault as proof.

483 Upvotes