They think they can suck cocks, get fucked in the ass, and sometimes even dabble in lesbianism -- but as long as a penis hasn't entered their vaginas they're still virgins for their wedding night. Yeah, right.

Your God knows better, girls. Ceiling Cat tells him everything.

My friends mother recently had surgery (breast cancer) and my friend brought her Mom home, and facebook posted that her mom was recovering well, and that she was getting about on her faster than anticipated.

One of her friends had the gall to tell her that "God is good" as for her mother's speedy recovery.

Now honestly, if god was good, couldn't she have just not had the cancer?