Today I tried being friendly to my human. Hes.....special, so sometimes this friendliness is all he has. In return he teabags me, shits on me, throws a poo towel on me and throws me in the satanic sprinkler-cabin. My human is a fucking retard.

Meow.

Vote up if HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Got a second cat, 3 months ago, he like to chew through cords/cables. He needs to stop or he needs to go back...

So what I've tried: Lemon juice - multiple applications, it stops him for two it so days then it wears off.

Bought twine, cat chew treats& more toys- hoped it would curb a need to chew on things I didn't want him to.

Anti chew spray(chewfix)- multiple applications, stopped him for 2 weeks but each application it worked for less and less time.

Wire tubing(plastic) - he hasn't chewed on any of it but finds wires I haven't protected including new chargers my wife was actively using & next to.

Reprimand- he won't attempt this in my presence so it mute

Vet visit- his teeth are fine, no physical health reason he should be doing this

I can't/won't tube every cord in my home, that means no foreign charges or cords of any kind: between in-laws and friends 🚫 no way that'll work.

Any ideas would be most appreciated.. I like this cat,but I'm a gamer by nature so this simply won't do...

So we have have 5 cats in our house. They all got along fine apart from a bit of hissing every now again when one of them was cranky.

Recently though one of them (Tweek, 6) has become really hostile towards the oldest one (Chewy, 7) Like she'll come into the room where Chewy is and just stare at her non stop, she's even properly attacked her twice now... as in ran after her and tried to claw her to death (when this happens Tweek also pees at the same time) i'm not entirely sure why she hates her all of a sudden cos Chewy wouldn't hurt a fly but now she's quite scared and hides a lot. When these attacks happen all the other cats are really on egde then for ages.

This only started a couple of weeks ago too. I'm having to keep her locked up in a room by herself now which she doesn't like at all but i can't have her attacking Chewy all the time.

Any advice here?

My 11 year old spayed cat, Mona has started to poop on my bed either in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, while I’m still peacefully unaware and sleeping in it. It started maybe 6 months ago and I’ve been trying to think what big changes there could have been to cause her to act out. I got a boyfriend but that was almost a whole year ago so I don’t feel like that’s the issue, especially since we tend to hang out at my house and she even likes him. I did start a full time job around that time and feel that that is maybe the issue since I’m gone for most of the day and when I come back I maybe have 2 hours before I have to go to sleep. Besides me wanting to figure out the cause, how do I get her to stop? It’s really frustrating waking up to poop literally on me and having to spend hours washing and drying my comforter. She even has two litter boxes so I don’t think that is the issue either

My cat is a year old and is usually pretty vocal. She would meow at meal times and early in the morning to wake me up. She’s very playful and loves ‘talking’ to birds. A few days ago she was kind of attacked by a stray cat while she was playing outside. She didn’t get hurt but she’s changed after that. She completely stopped meowing. She opens her mouth a little bit but doesn’t make a single sound. I’m pretty worried and I’ve no idea what to do. She’s also reduced eating and just sleeps all day. It’s extremely hot here so could this just be cuz of that? Or is it like trauma? What do I do?

Um does anyone in here might help on how to remove the paint in my cat's fur? They're mostly in his paws and stomach

I think he walked on our neighbors' ....

Please help

I bought my cat a squeaky toy a long time ago and it promptly got it stuck underneath a big heavy shelf thing. So, I fished it out, gave it back to the cat. Thirty seconds later it was stuck in the same spot. Could not believe it. Fished it out again. Thirty seconds later...

...repeat like 15x times. Finally, I just left it there.

So now the cat sits on the shelf and digs at it all the time and it makes squeaks and it drives me crazy