Sounds awesome, but whenever I try to climb it, my humans act like I shit in their litter box.

So the other day I'm laying on my couch, nappin like a bauss, when my hooman comes out of nowhere, PICKS ME UP, and starts making stoopid efffing noises at me. He's all "meow meow MEEOOWW." And so I calmly splain to him "No, silly hooman. Youre speaking nonsenz again, playa. Pleaz put me back down and let me get some zzzzs." He ignored me (like always). I swhere, if I didn't need a servant to poor my food, I'd take him out in his sleep and live solo.