I've tried everything to free myself from this addiction, but this substance has a hold on me that all the will-power in the world couldn't break.

I know this sub has gone off the rails with crazy satire posts but this one is real

I figured I'd inject caffeine because why not. I'm a recovering opiate and IV cocaine addict so I don't fuck with needles asides from my monthly doctor-approved ketamine dose for depression (also because ketamine is awesome) but I haven't IV'd anything in years

I tried to dissolve 250mg of Want a Bump (150mg inositol, 100mg caffeine) in 1ml water, but it was too much powder, so I broke out my 100 gram bag of pure caffeine and tried that. Still too much powder so I got a bigger syringe and added another ml of water. That did the trick. Apparently pure caffeine has a surprisingly low water solubility level

I stuck the needle into a vein, which was hard because my body immediately started shaking at the sight of having a needle in my veins again, but I calmed down and injected it without a problem

So, uh, there wasn't any crazy rush, I just felt it way faster than if I drank it which I knew was gonna be the case.

Not really worth it, but I figured you degenerates would wanna hear about it

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-38744307.amp

For those who don't understand metric, that's 30,000mg all at once.

CBS morning news posted this chart.

I’m not sure how they got these numbers but they seem way off.

I try to kind of let this subreddit do its thing but the gay porn is nasty. I am a college student with a job so I don't have time for this shit. I have a second mod and I'll recruit more if I need to. Please stop. You will be banned permanently.

This is kinda insane, but I’ve seen people on this sub do some strange things 😭

My friend sold me this stuff that you just put under your tongue and this stuff keeps me up for like 12 hours! It even makes things look cool and makes me feel good

Energy drinks have a lot of impurities in them and can cause issues like caffeine dependency, jitters, inability to fall asleep, anxiety, weight gain, kidney issues, and diabetes as well as tooth decay. Cocaine is ingested nasally allowing for rapid onset, protection of teeth and and gives me a far bigger rush of confidence and energy than caffeine ever will. Not only that, it has 1 ingredient: Cocaine. The withdrawals are worse and it’s far more expensive but that’s the price you pay for energy, am I right ? Or am I right. Heard many great things from meth and bullshark testosterone too. Anyone else use these products ?

without any actual photo or video evidence

I am so sick and tired of everyone saying caffeine will somehow turn you gay. That is absolutely not true and is a very dangerous rumor to spread. All caffeine will do is act as a stimulant on the body, making you feel more alert and possibly causing anxiety, especially if you are predisposed to it or take more than you are used to. It will also make you crave thick cocks and femboy bussy but this in no way means you are homosexual. I am a woman (female) and was a lesbian before I tried caffeine when I was 17, and I went from loving cooch to craving big ol' dicks and wanting to peg some strapping young lad. Does that mean I'm straight?? Not at all. I am just under the influence of this highly potent drug. Caffeine cannot change your sexuality; it just makes you want your 40 year old single dad neighbor to come over one night when your girlfriend is at her sister's, bring a six pack of red bull, and blow his wad down your throat. Thank you for listening and I hope this has been insightful.

This is just a prototype. I’ll be selling these bad boys at market once the patent is official

$18 for 500 capsules each 200MG. Cheaper than the $3-4 energy drinks I was buying.

I boofed the Twinkie one this morning and planned to sphincterly consume this tonight as well, but if there’s no caffeine in it then I’ll save myself the rectal prolapse. TIA