r/bigdicklovers • • May 03 '22

Hey fake size posters! Want a piece of cake? it's Rule9's Birthday NSFW

340 Upvotes

One year and a half ago we had a big issue, the pandemic brought us a lot of new members, and we were facing both a numbers excalation with a sub average growing of 1/10th inch every month and it's direct consequence: lovers complaining about dicks not matching their expectations, making them lurk instead of being active. We had a third concern, contacts with urologists telling us body dysmorphia around penis size was exploding, and part of the phenomenon was internet exaggeration.

So we created Rule9. Some of you noticed it's the 8th rule. It's called 9 because our urologists and condom makers contacts (people seeing a global of 250K penises every year) as most serious size queens were telling us no such things as functional 9" existed... We had in mind this rule might help prove them wrong, it did not yet.

One year ago we decided that your word isn't enough cause it's definitely not!

This year was pretty interesting, giving a common methodology for size measurement and skimming wanko-da-spamma just here for a quick and useless wank brought a lot of new lovers in our sub.

We granted over 150 real deal flairs none undiscutably over the 8.5 mark. The average BD verifying here is 6.3. Which seems huge to our urologists partners who see it as proof we really channel the big ones. To them, whose work is knowing penises really well 6 is already huge and rare with the same methodology.

Real Deals we're chatting with seem to see a real difference, with real people dming them instead of the usual catfish...

On the operational side of things, it's around 2 bans a day everyday. And maybe a couple of appeals per week. 97% of those asking us to unban them, promising they won't claim again did it under 30 days... so we gave up increasing our workload and unless they verify people stay banned

Most banned users appealing (80% of them) never verify, despite taking some of our time in modmail, and when they do they're at best 1/2 inch and up to 3 below their initial claims🤣!

Most lovers we know love it, as it makes them know what they'll find, and we love it, cause it's less complaints from our lovers.

Whatsoever your opinion, have fun and misbehave responsibly


r/bigdicklovers • • Apr 08 '21

Meet Rule9 aka "Prove it or it's bullshit!" NSFW

181 Upvotes

Hello wonderful users of this subreddit! The mod team is debating on this for several months now: do we do something against fake claims and pics or not?

When I first got into the bigdickosphere, claims were reasonable and matching the statistics and data, with guys between 6.5 and 8.5 the scarce bigger ones used to back their claims with proof!

Lately we've seen a lot of 9, 10, 11, 12 and even a 25 incher on this subreddit. Those claims start degrading the general mood, some will treat you a fake, some will be self conscious, some will grow unrealistic expectations... This is a place initially meant for hookups and fun, not drama!

So we crafted rule9, whatever size you're claiming to be, just back it with proof! The main idea behind this rule is lowering interpersonal error in measure, which is on average around 3 inches (yes you read well it's been calculated by several people, the average error between two people measuring their penis is 7.32 cm using the same standard methodology and tools)

We chosed the David Veale standard measurement method, cause it's the only standard people can really apply at home, and it's also the one urologists and condom makers apply. In short it's a standard with a set and identical methodology: It's easy: lay a stainless steel ruler on your hard shaft, center it's edge middle of your head and basis, and take a shot from your point of view! (With a good lighting!) You can press the ruler in the fat pad against your pubic bone if you want but it must stay clearly in contact with your shaft at both base and tip! Bending is cheating!

For those verifying we are granting a special "real deal" flair, showing everyone your can hold your word, and match their standards!

No debates! We had to pick one, and chose the most reproductible and easy one for everyone (I've never seen a part of the world were a stainless ruler can't be acquired so don't use that excuse!).

If you don't want to invest a couple of bucks in a stainless steel ruler, or just don't own a 9" dick following this method, just refrain to claim anything in your post here, OR EXPECT A PERMANENT BAN WITHOUT WARNING?!

As allways there's no minimal expectation and there won't be, several of our lovers prefer a proven 4inches to a claimed 10! The rule only applies to people claiming stuff, and looking photoshopped pics! As long as you don't play with numbers you don't need to change your habits (yet we encourage you to always back your claims!). Dick pics sent to mods under the pretext of verifying will owe you a permaban!

Have fun, stay safe and enjoy;)


r/bigdicklovers • • Sep 01 '21

Everyone please read! NSFW

140 Upvotes

Everyone please read:

First off we are growing every day! You guys are a great community, let's keep getting laid in those times of uncertainty!

Actual subreddit rules have been around for a while yet, everyday we have people reaching us wondering why they get banned in modmail... Our rules and this pinned are warnings, we do permaban rule breakers with no appeal...

Wether you are new or old user of this sub please read and understand our rules! Those can evolve, we can catch something we didn't earlier in your posts after someone reportedĀ the last one, and you can end up banned when you weren't for the same thing before cause we missed it. Using anything else than our source of truth which is only accessible in the browser version of:Ā www.reddit.com/r/bigdickloversĀ isn't an excuse at all (old.reddit.comĀ and reddit offical apps are not our source of truth, we will try to keep those updated if we have time but don't give a single fuck of you getting banned for not reading the version we just told you to read!Use that argument and you'll loose any chance of being unbanned!)

Posts are automatically locked, contact posters via the pms or chats. If you get an automod comment saying your post have been removed, it tells you everything you need toĀ fix it, don't message modmail unless your history shows a post respecting perfectly the formatting mentionned in automod's comment. We won't answer people complaining they can't post here but deleting their failed posts, we need those to analyse a potential issue.

The rules below are just a reminder; we will edit the rules without touching to this pinned and won't warn you! Signing in on Reddit you acceptedĀ rule 2: making sure you'd respect the rules of any sub anytime, in our case the official rules menu fromĀ www.reddit.com/r/bigdicklovers and no other version.

Discord

This place has it's own discord server. It's as moderated as the subbreddit so read the rules and behave. We do ban people for joining and not saying hello...

Rules:

  1. All posters and seekers must be 18+!

Everyone must be an adult of the age of 18+. If there is doubt, you will be asked for some sort of verification. IF you find out someone is under age, PLEASE report the postĀ & contact the mod team with their username and any proof you have! We want everyone to be safe in all their endeavors!

2. Post Formatting!

All posts must be in this format in this specific order, otherwise the Automod will remove it automatically: Age [x4x] #City - Title. Respect this exact spacing and punctuation!Ā If you only want to talk online; #kik #Online is acceptable, just know we can remove posts mentioning it at our discretion without warning you. You can include multiple #locations. Example Title: 29 [M4F] #NYC - Looking for a Woman.Ā Example Title:Ā 36 [F4M] #Online #Snap - Busty MILF for Young studs.

3. Couples Posting! ~Success Story Posting~

See rule #2 for posting format. For couples both your ages must be included! Post as one number, For example 2122 [MF4M] for 21M 22F. Automod will only accept one number. Posts not followingĀ this rule will be removed. Example Title: 2934 [FM4M] #DFW - Couple seeks third.

4. MAKE ONLY ONE POST A WEEK

Please refrain from making multiple posts in a week, wait until your latest post is at least 7 days before reposting. If you post you will recieve a 7 days warning ban and all your posts willĀ be removed. Infringing it a second time will result in a permanent ban! ADDITIONALLY IF you are found to be posting multiple times in a week by deleting your post and reposting, or using several accounts we'll permaban without warning!

5. NO Trolling, pic farming, sellers, dickfishing, or catfishing.

All of the above are grounds for being banned. IF you see something report the post & message the mods include proof if you can!

6. BE RESPECTFUL!

ANYONE receiving harassing messages for any reason let the mod team know, proof is mandatory! There is a zero tolerance policy on harassment. A girl tells you she isn't interested, don'tĀ press your luck and call her a cunt! A guy doesn't want to continue talking, stop messaging him.

7. When responding please read the post!

THE POSTERS EXPECT YOU TO MATCH WHAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO! If it has a location and you are not there, DON'T MESSAGE. If it is a [M4F] and you are a male, DON'T MESSAGE. If it is requestingĀ a certain age and you are not within their age window, DON'T MESSAGE. If it is requesting a certain dick size and you are smaller, DON'T MESSAGE. If it is requesting a specific race and you are not that, DON'T MESSAGE. Having issues with anyone about this?Ā Inform the mod team.

8. We permaban side accounts of catfishes, spammers and everyone caught trying to use two.

9. Rule9: Back your claims with proof! Our lovers as everyone compare numbers given to them against averages. Every other method than the one used to obtain averages is just an attempt to fool people. Size claims from unverified people means ban and deleted posts photographies (in r/yourself or a dedicated sub)aren't considered as proof . We do offer one and only verification process :Valid pics are taken from your point of view showing a stainless ruler'sĀ edge centererd against the middle of your penis touching both base and tip no bending no straightening. The whole length of at least one edge must be readable. You must be standing, the pic must include your username, subreddit, date and size: handwritten, on paper or your body. Don't own a stainless ruler? JustĀ refrain claiming anything! Applies to pics too

Recommandations

18+ ONLY for providers and seekers! Please play responsibly. For information on safe sex, you can visit /r/sex and /r/SaferSex

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If you only want to see big dicks and/or display your big dick you might be better suited at a related subreddit such as /r/MassiveCock or /r/MonsterCock. We'll delete online posts with no warning if we see it fit.

This place is a hookup subreddit, for the people who love folks with big dicks, not a place to claim you have a big one. If you think you have a big one, always keep in mind that you areĀ welcomed here as guests but our core is and will remain about lovers. We have no requirement on what is a "big dick." If you feel it, post it. Just don't claim anything you can't prove by our lovers standards (Rule9) or we'll ban you with no warning...

This is NOT a place for dick ratings, showing off pics, "Do I fit here/Am I big enough/Is this Big" posts or anything SPH related. Big dick holders are expected to behave, we care for our lovers, notĀ the random guy claiming having a big one!

~ All posts must be in this format in this specific order, and you must respect the spaces and punctuation! This place refuses non reddit search compatible posts for users, our AutomodĀ removes automatically posts not matching this precise and exact format: Age [x4x] #City - Title. (x4x: M4F, F4M FM4MF, T4F...) #kik #Online is barely acceptable, we tolerate those but will delete some with no warning, don't reach the mod if a post mentioningĀ virtual fun has been deleted this sub is focusted on hookups.

Couples, put both your ages as one number, For example 2122 [MF4M] for 21M 22F.

Only one post a week is allowed.

Give us good information and a nice description of yourself and your sexual proclivities. Less than 30 words posts aren't allowed, and low-effort vague ones will get removed without warningĀ nor explanation. We of course will delete any posts giving an opinion one one of our rules or the way this place is moderated.

DO NOT put a picture of your face in the post or other personal information, this is Reddit! Keep it for PMs please!

~

If your post gets buried and you want to submit a new one, don't! Unless your previous is older than 7+1 days, or we'd consider you as a spammer and ban you for that!

People who breakĀ any of our rulesĀ will be banned, we don't issue any form of warning don't expect any!

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Be respectful. We will not tolerate gendered slurs, body shaming, or intolerance. This is an LGBTQA* (and so on) safe space. Please report any rude redditors.

PLEASE MESSAGE THE MODS IF YOU REPORT A POST!

Never DM or chat a mod that will be dealt with like harassment and reported to reddit! Most of the mod actions here are automated, we have no clue of who you are or what you did and can't access it unless we do have a modmail!

Related subreddits:

/r/bigdickproblems /r/MassiveCock /r/Monstercock /r/Photoshopdick /r/LGBTGoneWild


r/bigdicklovers • • Jul 09 '21

Female for Male 23 [F4M] #UK - Looking a guy to join me for solo or threesome :) - Pic in post NSFW

137 Upvotes

Hey! :)

I have a bf and we are looking for some "hotwife" experiences, so either looking for someone to join us for a threesome, or maybe a 1 on 1 and then you take pics / video it so I can show my bf.

My bf describes me as "cute and petite", there's a photo on my profile just click the username and you can decide for yourself.

We are based in central London, UK. Both into movies, reading, gaming etc, you don't have to be, but would be nice to have something to talk about, and even better if could make friends and it turns into a regular thing!

If interested send a message with your age, location, bit about you and some pics (ideally nude as then no hidden surprises šŸ˜‚). Please don't miss these bits, we got quite a few messages last time posting so just skipped any not following this...

Talk soon!

Here's me https://i.imgur.com/l4YWWhG.jpg


r/bigdicklovers • • May 23 '21

Female for Male 2622 [FF4M] #New Jersey - Women in need of something big. Preferably 9"+. More details in post NSFW

121 Upvotes

We are looking for someone in the New Jersey area to stretch us out.

About us: I am 26F. Currently married. Discretion is important to me. There are pics of me on my profile. Not an anal fan, it is sometimes very painful for me.

My friend is 22F. She has a bf but it is nothing serious. She looks pretty much like I do but she is thicker than I am. Comfortable with anal.

We are both DDF and we are both on BC. We both love giving blowjobs. We are bi and we play with each other as well. We are comfortable with couples. We prefer people in and around New Jersey. We are both comfortable with ONS, short term encounters or if things go well, long term flings as well. We can host in NJ if needed. If you do not wanna engage in a threesome but are still interested in either one of us, feel free to reach out anyway. We are open to men of all ages, races and relationship status. We do not care if you are fit or have a dad bod. Please be healthy, hygienic and hung.


r/bigdicklovers • • Nov 14 '20

Enforcing the 7 day rule NSFW

121 Upvotes

r/bigdiclovers is the hookup sub for people who have big dicks and the ones who love those. It's not a place to be a big dick.

Lately we've noticed more and more spam, people posting multiple times per week up to several times a day. This is not how things work here.

We do have a one post per 7days rule to give everyone the same vilibility, and provide our users with quality ads and for advertisers a better return rate.

Those last few days we've spent some time cleaning out the posts breaking this rule. On the 40 messages posted today, 15 were removed for infringing this rule. So taking all this in consideration and starting now:

we'll enforce the rule with a 7 days ban for anyone who tries to post more than once a week.

Stay safe in those weird times


r/bigdicklovers • • Sep 02 '20

Male for Female 23 [M4F] #online #kik #snap - Thick BWC up for anything NSFW

119 Upvotes

I am a 23 year old guy from the south east US looking to chat, show off, maybe do some requests or really anything. If you're wondering I am fairly rough and dominant. My Kik and snap names are both the same name as here. hmu and let me know what you'd like to do/talk about. http://imgur.com/a/47MMSFM


r/bigdicklovers • • Feb 27 '21

22 [M4F] #UK / Perth - currently in Perth but moving to the UK in June NSFW

116 Upvotes

I'm keen too get to know any girl, I'm going to always be down for a chat. I'm currently in Perth Australia but moving to the UK in June when the border opens up. I look forward too meeting you all.

Cock


r/bigdicklovers • • May 21 '20

Male for Female 21 [M4F] #GrandRapids - thick, hung college student looking for fun in person or online NSFW

111 Upvotes

I can travel pretty much anywhere in Michigan but I’m located in the GR area. I’m down for some fun either now or when the quarantine is over. Pm me if you would like to talk further and set something up. Here’s a pic


r/bigdicklovers • • Jun 21 '19

Everyone please read. NSFW

103 Upvotes

Hey y'all, I wanted to say a few things.

First off we are growing every day! You guys are a great community, let's keep getting laid!

Actual subreddit rules have been made, if you are new or old please check them out. It has proper posting outline procedures, as well as a few other rules.

Posts are automatically locked, contact posters via the pms. If you get an automod comment saying your comments have been locked, please do not message the mod crew, it is okay!

If you are getting a pop up saying your post cannot be posted, please do not message the mod crew. That is a reddit issue, not a formatting issue. The automod will remove your post and you will get a comment stating such when it is a formatting issue. If the automod removes your post, please don't delete it and message the mod crew asking why it was removed. If we can't see it, we can't help you.

A new post flair to be added!!! In the next few days I will be adding a new post flair to the sub: Success Story. I will be adding a rule on how to format your success story post. In addition to this I would like to be choose a success story post and pin it to the top of the page as a featured success story. This would stay pinned for at least 24 hours before being replaced by a new featured success story.

Next the chat also has some updated rules but there is only so much space in the chat description for the rules. This means we have a few unwritten rules which are now written here.

1 - Don't pop in the chat and ask if anyone if from your location. Same goes for popping in, telling people to kik you, and leaving your kik name. Y'all this entire sub is for that, either search your location/kik or create your own post. This also includes copying and pasting your ad in the chat.

2 - Just because you have a big dick doesn't mean you can act like a big dick.

I think this is all for now. If anything is needed to be added I will edit the post.

Thanks,

Trish 😘

EDITS:

fixed typo and added kik addendum to chat rule 1


r/bigdicklovers • • Mar 03 '21

Male for Female 25 [M4F] #Germany #online - Big Dick Virgin NSFW

102 Upvotes

Hey I just thought I coukd give it a try. Basically Im looking for Fun. Maybe it could become more than that. Here is something so you know whats waiting for you: http://imgur.com/a/emjwmkH

Im looking forward to your message :)


r/bigdicklovers • • Dec 31 '20

Male for Anyone 23 [m4a] #Online - hung bi English guy looking for a bit of fun 😘 NSFW

101 Upvotes

Does what it says on the tin really, would love to chat with anyone interested. Hit me up, or message me on kik at WellSpokenMan or Snap at BodyWas_Made.me.


r/bigdicklovers • • Sep 14 '20

24 [F4M] #NYC - Looking for Phenomenal Sex NSFW

100 Upvotes

5’4ā€ 125lbs Puerto Rican, my nude :)

Tired of ā€˜meh’ one night stands, with mediocre results. Based in North BK.

I don’t want to cuddle, I don’t want to be hugged, I don’t want softness; I want us to both be tired and exhausted, maybe even a little bruised.

I’m not that great of a texter. I prefer we meet for drinks in public sometime this week, see if we’re a good fit, go from there. If not, oh well, at least both of us got drunk. I’ll pay for yours if you pay for mine, equality. FFS, do not brag about your sexual history or allude/describe to me how great of a lay you are, or anything that’s in the realm. Let’s maintain the illusion, so to speak, that both of us aren’t meeting up to fuck each other’s brains out. Besides, both of us should know our way around.

I’ve been described as ā€˜cute’; I’m a good conversationalist once I’m comfortable enough; I’m reasonably fit. I’d like to say I’m attractive, and you should be too. Obviously your cock should be above average. I prefer the type of guy who is educated, usually a little older (30+), those who would be described as fit, direct, a man’s man for lack of a better term; it’s not necessarily a deal breaker if you aren’t. I can’t host. If our sexual chemistry is right, maybe a FWB situation but I can’t promise anything.

Hopefully, everything above is agreeable for that right person. I’m curious to know who will respond, I promise I’m not as robotic as the post sounds! Just honestly tired of hoping for a great night, and things end up lacking in several departments. Figured I finally just go for it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Once we meet, I think you’ll catch my drift.

Please include a photo/face picture, I will respond with the same.


r/bigdicklovers • • Aug 26 '22

Female for Male 22 [F4M] #online - Little Swiss brat looking for a serial breeder with a massive cock NSFW

91 Upvotes

Yes, I’m looking for you. You, who’s a father of 3 at 18, who never wears a condom, who always pumps every girl you meet full of cum at every opportunity, you know you shouldn’t but you just can’t hold back from impregnating every girl you have sex with. Every guy above 8 inches needs to make as many single mommies as possible. You need to give this earth so many kids from your huge, heavy balls so that massive cock becomes the majority. I’ll let you hold me down, impale my 5’3 body on your huge shaft and bash my cervix freely until you cum in me raw. I won’t get mad if you impregnate me with your flawless genes and make me a mother šŸ¤I love younger guys too, don’t be shy.


r/bigdicklovers • • Feb 11 '21

Female for Male 19 [F4M] #NYC - Baby face for biggies NSFW

91 Upvotes

hi, my first post, was waiting to be more age appropriate to post here, hope it's not cringe still

NYC or nearby is cool

mostly into deepthroat

myself: skinny type, blonde-ish, innocent look and can take whatever you throw at me

can't host at my place


r/bigdicklovers • • Aug 04 '19

25 [M4M] #NYC - big cut dick looking for same NSFW

90 Upvotes

dm me for kik - looking for other hung, cut guys to play with https://m.imgur.com/a/g6UML


r/bigdicklovers • • Nov 22 '20

24 [M4F] #online - Hung and horny, looking for girls craving huge cock NSFW

88 Upvotes

I'm tall, slim and hung. I want to play online and have some fun.

I will satisfy what you need, here is a preview, more on profile.

Im verified so I expect you to verify, I got snap and kik, hmu with a dm including your age and sex.


r/bigdicklovers • • Aug 07 '20

30 [M4F] #Portland - 9x6.5, cut & heavy, fit and easy going. Bull. Multiple rounds? NSFW

85 Upvotes

Hey :-) Looking to explore a bit again. I enjoy finding mutual fantasies and living them out.

6'3, 180, face pictures after we connect.....chemistry is imporant.

https://imgur.com/uY6OkJz


r/bigdicklovers • • Jun 04 '21

Female for Male 23 [F4M] #Southeast, GA #online - looking for any age šŸ’–. NSFW

83 Upvotes

I've only been with two men, and neither were very well endowed. I've been dreaming about being stretched and filled for so long. It could be yours to use 😘


r/bigdicklovers • • Apr 06 '22

Female for Male 23 [F4M] #UK - Looking a guy to join me for solo or threesome :) - Pic in post NSFW

81 Upvotes

Hey! :)

I have a bf and we are looking for some "hotwife" experiences, so either looking for someone to join us for a threesome, or maybe a 1 on 1 and then you take pics / video it so I can show my bf.

My bf describes me as "cute and petite", there's a photo on my profile just click the username and you can decide for yourself.

We are based in central London, UK. Both into movies, reading, gaming etc, you don't have to be, but would be nice to have something to talk about, and even better if could make friends and it turns into a regular thing!

If interested send a message with your age, location, bit about you and some pics (ideally nude as then no hidden surprises šŸ˜‚). Please don't miss these bits, we got quite a few messages last time posting so just skipped any not following this...

Talk soon!

Here's me https://i.imgur.com/l4YWWhG.jpg


r/bigdicklovers • • Mar 15 '21

Male for Female 25 [M4F] #Germany #online - Big Dick Virgin NSFW

81 Upvotes

Hey I just thought I coukd give it a try. Basically Im looking for Fun. Maybe it could become more than that. Here is something so you know whats waiting for you: http://imgur.com/a/emjwmkH

Im looking forward to your message :)


r/bigdicklovers • • May 16 '21

Male for Female 26 [M4F] #online - hung student loves to share NSFW

79 Upvotes

hi there! I’m a 26yo student from switzerland carrying around a big piece of meat. I’m pretty bored due to the online classes and constantly horny. But hopefully you can help me out with that! If you wanna chat, sext, exchange pics or if you’re actually somewhere close, just message me. I’m open to almost anything, so just ask if you wanna know more. My profile is already full of pics if you’d like to see them, but I’ll gladly show you more šŸ˜‰. Message me if you’re interested!


r/bigdicklovers • • Dec 07 '20

29 [M4F] #LosAngeles - HUNG hang and bang NSFW

79 Upvotes

The weekend isnt over just yet, so lets make the most of it ;) I'm 29, 6' tall, athletic, 9" hung and thick. Not STDs, no covid, with proof. Please be the same. I'm cool with one time or ongoing FWB would be nice or whatever else. Slide in my DMs and lets have some fun!

https://imgur.com/a/nPAN8gx
https://imgur.com/a/8TihCsu


r/bigdicklovers • • Aug 05 '20

Male for Anyone 25 [M4A] #Barcelona #Online - A Heavy 8 inches is waiting for you NSFW

79 Upvotes

If you like huge cock I'm your guy.

https://gfycat.com/thoroughscalyaracari

Dominant guy with many interests. Looking for someone to chat with that can hold a conversation and is interested in what's hiding in my tight trousers. Let me know what you think (or want me to do with you).


r/bigdicklovers • • Mar 18 '21

Male for Female 31 [M4F] #online #austin - Long BWC for showing off or possible hookup NSFW

78 Upvotes

Long-time exhibitionist who loves to show off online. Into JOI, anal play, edging, and am a very heavy cummer. I prefer to play on Skype. Plenty of pics in my post history. Let me know if you’re interested!

This is me