r/awfullyrics • u/chooter • Jun 25 '15
A whole list of songs with unfortunate lyrics! (via TheHairpin)
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r/awfullyrics • u/somenamestaken • Jun 15 '15
Hey, I'm broke. So I'm going to go blow what little money I have at the club
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '15
This guy is a stalker. Bonus - one of the most popular songs at weddings.
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r/awfullyrics • u/iamwell • Jun 07 '15
I would like my lyrical awfullness in text form -- would help me a ton if the lyrics were included as a comment in the original post. Thanks!
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r/awfullyrics • u/MoeTheGoon • Jun 16 '15
You have low self-esteem. That's hot.
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r/awfullyrics • u/ELzed • Jun 07 '15
Stop taking your prescribed anti-depressants because I am suitable replacement.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '15
This guy picked up a 12 year old hooker, knows its bad, takes her to the bathroom and bangs her anyway.
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r/awfullyrics • u/glisp42 • Jun 16 '15
Cheat on your boyfriend while he's out of town.
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r/awfullyrics • u/jablair51 • Jun 18 '15
"I'd rather see you dead, little girl, than to be with another man"
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r/awfullyrics • u/strupwa • Jun 07 '15
This song is about a gang rape with a broom
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r/awfullyrics • u/When_Ducks_Attack • Jun 16 '15
You ruined my vacation by taking me someplace not up to my standards, so I'm going to make you suffer.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '15
She misses her boyfriend so she bangs fathers at the playground during the day and goes to sex clubs at night. Bonus, spends her late nights barfing in the bathtub.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '15
This song is about cheating on your lady with another lady who is cheating on her man.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '15
This stripper is an alcoholic with a gambling problem. She like to go up to Barstow to bang truckers.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '15
This guy left his wife and kids to go whoring around.
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r/awfullyrics • u/pig-serpent • Jun 16 '15
I don't want to settle down with you now, but I know you'll wait for me to bang everyone else because I love you
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r/awfullyrics • u/In-the-ring • Jun 16 '15
A story about a homicidal teenager
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r/awfullyrics • u/chicken_slaad • Jun 16 '15
Kid tries to suck up to his girlfriend's dad, but doesn't really mean it; gets pissed when shut down.
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '15
A guy is physically abusive to his girlfriend, and all the while he says he loves her.
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r/awfullyrics • u/bacon_is_just_okay • Jun 16 '15
When you start to menstruate, there's going to be period blood everywhere. Also, you're a narcissistic bitch.
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r/awfullyrics • u/mikechi2501 • Jun 15 '15
R. Budd Dwyer gets on stage at a press conference and commits suicide with a 357 magnum
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r/awfullyrics • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '15
This guy got shit faced out in the desert and blew his girlfriend away. He is asking for your pity.
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