Would what happen?

I mean...like...we're all just....dust in the wind, man. And like, our hands, are like...trees. On our arms. Woooaahh.

And is he really?

His cock blocking powers are over a rational integer!!!

It sure seems like it would have been simpler for him to just use electric.

Need more proof? Consider the lyrics in his song "Have a Talk With God". He sings, "Just go talk to God. He cares. I know he does." Now cross-reference that to his song "I Just Called to Say I Love You", where he sings "I care". There are just too many similarities between the two..Why do you think you never see the two of them in a room together...

I'm sure I can appreciate it more than he can. Anyway I'm outside his building and he's not awake yet. He'll be glad I took it but the less enlightened might assume I've done something wrong. Help!

And what about a yen or some shit?

I almost died there myself...OF BOREDOM!

It seems all he ever does is pretend to be a moron and asks "why?" all the time until people can no longer answer him coherently. Also, it appears he doesn't know basic words, such as courage or justice, and has to ask others for their definitions.

I'm pretty sure that there's a quote from the bible or some shit