r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 25 '11

GF ate an apple that our landlord said not to. Now we have to move out.

962 Upvotes

She keeps saying a snake told her to. I would call her out on it but i dont exactly have a lot of options when it comes to dating.


r/ancientworldproblems • • May 20 '11

I'm a woman.

319 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 25 '12

I'm a woman.

292 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 04 '11

Sailed too far out. Fell off the edge of the earth. FML

277 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jan 23 '12

Some Jew was going around saying that he was the son of god, nailed it?

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263 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Sep 01 '11

I'm over 40. AMA

245 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 04 '11

My son took the Lord's name in vain and there aren't enough stones to finish him off.

231 Upvotes

The first stone was thrown yesterday on the Sabbath by my brother- must I kill him too?


r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 20 '11

Why the hell does my calender go backwards? Year 43, now it's 42. What happens at fucking 0?!

214 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 19 '12

I wanna tell this girl in my tribe how I really feel about her, but our language hasn't evolved to the point where we can properly convey the complexities of human emotion

208 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 04 '11

Found a huge wooden horse outside the city gate. Gods, this is gonna look so good on the city square ^_^

198 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Sep 23 '11

Just landed in Greece with the army! Should be a quick day they only have 300 men lol

194 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jan 16 '12

I haven't seen my father in almost 20 years. Also, there are currently over 100 guys staying over at my house, eating all the food and trying to have sex with my mom. FML

191 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 12 '11

I don't know which of these bloody slaves is spartacus

191 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Mar 15 '12

WTF, Brutus?!

189 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 29 '12

I got 99 gods and they all want temples.

187 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 25 '11

Just made a cool calendar, but there's no more space on the stone slab after 2012.

187 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • May 21 '12

Ate the forbidden fruit! #YOLO

186 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Sep 03 '12

Flying is the shiznit! Bet I can reach the stratosphere. #yolo #fuckoffdad

183 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Sep 17 '11

My wife isn't fat enough to survive through the winter.

183 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Aug 29 '11

Christianity hasn't been invented yet, so I can't understand half of the jokes in this subreddit.

182 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Feb 24 '12

I'm afraid the other Spartans will find out I'm not gay.

181 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 06 '11

Jesus told me that "he who is without sin should cast the first stone." I went ahead and threw one and now he is giving me a dirty look.

176 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Jul 18 '11

I save a baby from drowning in a river, raise him as my own son, and how does he repay me? That little ingrate just ran off with all of my Jews!

173 Upvotes

r/ancientworldproblems • • Dec 01 '12

TIL Pillage BEFORE burning.

172 Upvotes

Raid leader was super pissed, you should have seen his face!