r/WatchandLearn • • Aug 14 '18

Decrease the waist on jeans

https://gfycat.com/FrenchDistortedHarvestmen
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I eat healthy food. That’s why I’m fat, because I love it.

Edit: Cows eat salad all day and they’re fat as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Got that testosterone for them gains, bruh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

They nourish themselves on the blood of Spaniards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

i relate to this so much! i say as i scarf down my 3rd helping of grilled fish and asparagus