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u/skrwYU May 19 '21
I am your father without a penis
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May 19 '21
Well that just sounds like mother with a few extra steps
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u/nottellingunosytwat May 19 '21
Or they could still be a male parent who just happens to not have a penis. Not all men have penises. Also, I heard a story of a trans woman who still wants her daughter to call her dad.
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u/recyclednappy Jun 12 '21
Not all me have penises? Do you mean due to a birth defect or accident?
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u/nottellingunosytwat Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21
Sex doesn't equal gender. Most people are assigned male or female at birth, which are the binary sexes, but some people are born with biology that's in between male and female on a spectrum, and they're called intersex.
Gender is a separate thing. Most peoples' gender matches their sex and is binary, but trans people exist. Gender is in your brain, your mind, how you feel, who you are as a person. Like sexuality, gender isn't physical but cannot be controlled.
Most people are of the male or female genders, which are the binary genders, but some people have non-binary gender identities in between.
Because of intersex and non-binary people, the sex and gender spectrums are bimodal, meaning there are 2 main sexes/genders that make up the majority, with a minority on a spectrum in between.
People whose gender doesn't match their assigned sex at birth are transgender, and many transition so they can be happy in their own bodies.
So, while cis men have penises (unless they lose them to some kind of injury, or possibly are assigned male at birth minus the penis but Idk if that would count as an intersex condition,) there are men who are assigned female or an intersex condition at birth.
If a male-identifying person is born with female anatomy or an intersex condition that doesn't involve a penis, he's a man without a penis. He could get one with sexual reassignment surgery to eliminate physical gender dysphoria (often necessary for mental health,) but not all trans people transition, and those who do don't all transition fully (sometimes by choice and sometimes due to discrimination or not being able to afford it.)
I'm transgender, but I'm an assigned male at birth, binary trans woman, and I haven't transitioned yet, so I'm a girl with a dick. I plan to fully socially and medically transition though, so I won't have it forever. Genitals don't equal gender.
Sorry for typing so much. I hope you found it interesting and informative. Feel free to ask any further questions you might have.
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Jun 18 '21
says politely Excuse me, I'm a writer who has already included gay people, people of color, disabled people, and a few more. Someone told me "use 'biological sex' in your [my] book instead of gender"....is that rude to you?
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u/nottellingunosytwat Jun 18 '21
Sex and gender have distinctly different definitions, so if they were just correcting you on your terminology that's not rude unless they said it in a rude way
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Jun 18 '21
Ok. I...um... 👈👉👆👉👈👇👆👉👈 see, they um...also told me to never use the... 👉👈👆👉👈 word gender. 👉👈 Um...is that offensive?
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u/nottellingunosytwat Jun 19 '21
Can you type normally please? r/ihadastroke. And there's nothing offensive about the word gender. Misusing it in place of the term biological sex is not only incorrect but reinforces misconceptions which can be harmful to gender minorities though. Just get the terminology right.
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u/recyclednappy Jun 12 '21
I think you're talking more about mental conditions and states of mind. I'm definitely not going to read what you have copied and pasted from another loonatic.
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u/nottellingunosytwat Jun 12 '21
I didn't copy and paste anything, and trans and non-binary aren't mental conditions. I spent a long time typing that so don't be an ignorant cunt
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u/recyclednappy Jun 13 '21
I completely accept trans and that people can sleep with or love anyone they want, but it's definitely a mental condition to want to change gender and remove or change body parts.
This is something that has been created over the last few hundred years and definitely not something our hunter gatherer relatives would've thought about.
Male to Female trans should also stay away from women's sports because they are breaking women's world records and these records will be marked in history and be looked at as a joke.
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u/nottellingunosytwat Jun 14 '21
This reads like satire from r/tgcj.
"I completely accept trans..." goes on to explain exactly why you don't "accept trans."
It's not a mental condition, because the mind is perfectly healthy. It just has a different gender to the biological sex of the body.
It hasn't been "created" at all. Throughout history, there have always been trans/ non-binary etc people. The idea that it's all just been made up in modern times is one of the most harmful myths about non-cis people out there. There are countless ancient civilisations who recognised and understood these things long before it became common knowledge in the modern globalised society. Trans people existed and were written about in Ancient Greece, for example, 2-3 millenia ago, so what's your excuse for denying our existence in the 21st Century? I didn't know about dinosaurs until I was 3, in 2006, but I still acknowledge that they existed millions of years ago. Just because something hasn't been common knowledge or widely recognised by society for the whole fucking time, it doesn't mean it hasn't been true for the whole fucking time! Trans and otherwise non-cis people have been around for as long as cis people have. We don't choose to be the way we are. If it's all made up, explain why I had gender dysphoria even before I knew it was a thing, and wished I'd been born a girl before I even knew trans people existed? Stop chatting shit about stuff you clearly know fuck all about, you absolute shit head.
And this idea that trans women have an unfair advantage in womens' sports is a myth that's been scientifically disproven as well, so get your facts right.
Why am I even arguing with a self-proclaimed "recycled nappy" who's probably not even gonna bother reading my reply?
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u/recyclednappy Jun 14 '21
I didn't read your comment because trans and all the other things that have been added to the long list of genders, really are mental conditions.
My comment about trans in sports is mostly about women's safety and the fact that breaking women's world records is a joke.
If a Female to Male trans wants to compete in male competitions then that's completely upto them but they won't get far and would be tiny compared to the rest of the competitors. They would get completely smashed if it was a full contact or combat sport and would need aggressive hormone treatment if they were to compete at the top level.
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u/picklechinoverdose May 19 '21
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on without a penis." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
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u/picklechinoverdose May 19 '21
i mean i did do tha. The original quote is without the "without a penis"
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u/picklechinoverdose May 19 '21
uh if you read the image thing it says "add without a penis" to a famous quote. So that is what I did... I don't understand anything your saying
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u/Blue_Stoner May 19 '21
Can we all please take a minute to appreciate this duck.
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u/picklechinoverdose May 19 '21
oh I didnt know that was a thing
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May 19 '21
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u/Guest_username1 May 22 '21
Well why do people love getting upvotes so much? Same reason why he wants downvotes
Plus it makes you know that people really took offense on what you said and actually had an impact on them enough to hate you on it
But that's my guess
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u/Guilhermistor May 19 '21
What troll? Isn’t he just joking?
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u/ToTreeorNot2Tree May 19 '21
Live life today, as if there is no tomorrow without a penis 💀
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u/YT-ESW_ST33le May 19 '21
So masturbate!
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u/ToTreeorNot2Tree May 19 '21
Like there's no tomorrow...
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May 19 '21
Wedge, pull out! You're not doing any good back there without a penis!
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u/xhsmd May 19 '21
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering without a penis.
Yoda.
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May 19 '21
I'm gay without a penis - Your mom.
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u/joeymon01 May 19 '21
So lesbian?
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May 19 '21
The fuck is a lesbian
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u/joeymon01 May 19 '21
Being gay but being a girl
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May 19 '21
O h
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u/joeymon01 May 19 '21
Yeah search it on google
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May 19 '21
ok seriously, what the fuck is google
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u/SolidDonkey3254 May 19 '21
What the fuck is google without a penis - BonnieTheTattletail
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May 19 '21
Alright listen here you little shit-
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u/butteredbabyrolls Jun 10 '21
alright listen here you little shit without a penis :))
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u/ToTreeorNot2Tree May 19 '21
The Golden Shower rule
Do onto others as you would want them to do onto you, without a penis!
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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon May 19 '21
Come with me if you want to live without a penis.
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u/Banappinapr May 19 '21
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it without a penis
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u/Megumin-is-best_girl May 19 '21
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get without a penis
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u/xhsmd May 19 '21
Life finds a way without a penis.
Dr. Ian Malcolm
Actually this one is kinda fitting for the movie.
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u/DeliciousHeadshot May 19 '21
"EVERYONE can be super! And when everyone's super...no one will be without a penis."
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May 19 '21
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her mission, to boldly go where no man without a penis has ever gone
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u/oussamaxd May 19 '21
Let see : " With great power comes great responsibility without a penis " - PP " The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step Without a penis " - lao tzu " You must be the change you wish to see in the world without a penis " - Gandhi " Get busy living or get busy dying without a penis " - Stephen king " If you’re going through hell, keep going without a penis " - Winston Churchill " Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people without a penis." - Eleanor roosevelt " In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on without a penis " - frost " May you live all the days of your life without a penis " - Jonathan swift " Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced without a penis " - Søren Kierkegaard
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u/gordon_madman May 19 '21
They are rage, brutal, without mercy, but you, you will be worse...
Rip and Tear, until it is done without a penis...
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u/michael_mischief May 20 '21
Yo I had a shitty day and this made me actually laugh out loud! take my up vote sir
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u/sonofasaxophone May 20 '21
Mama always said life without a penis was like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get
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u/Silver_Storm04 May 20 '21
"Either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself as the villain without a penis"
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u/zock_zock May 19 '21
“It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities without a penis.”
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u/MiracleKing26 May 19 '21
“You don’t seem to understand, Earth isn’t yours to conquer without a penis.”
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u/BbBTripl3 May 19 '21
You either die a here or live long enough to see yourself become a villain without a penis
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u/Exciting_Temporary_5 Jun 16 '21
Don't pity the dead Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live, without a penis.
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u/imnotcreative4267 Jul 16 '21
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die without a penis!
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u/BPOnlytime Nov 30 '22
"The secret of success is to do the common thing uncommonly well without a penis." -John D. Rockefeller Jr.
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u/xKCxo May 19 '21
My partner said:
I must not fear, Fear is the mind killer, Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration, I will face my fear, I will permit it to pass over and through me, And when it has gone I will turn the inner eye and see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing, Only I will remain.
Without a penis.
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