r/UsernameChecksOut • u/Fuckedupandgroovy • Dec 25 '20

Micro soft?

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u/Fuckedupandgroovy Dec 25 '20

When immovable object and an unstoppable force meet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

meat*

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u/StarJediOMG Dec 25 '20

Is that... PornHub?

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u/Fuckedupandgroovy Dec 25 '20

Ew dude, you watch porn?

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u/StarJediOMG Dec 25 '20

Porn? What are you talking about? I watch the Bee Movie there

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u/Redditman1220 Jan 16 '24

I watch “How to build Minecraft water house official” on there.

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u/iaintgruut Dec 25 '20

What's porn?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

I’ll tell you when you’re older

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u/Disappointing_sperm Dec 26 '20

But....what are they doing on...pornhub?

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u/Fuckedupandgroovy Dec 26 '20

Dissatisfied with your porn? Then Just Read the comments !

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u/Doped69 Dec 25 '20

The user interface seems familiar... Hmmm... I wonder where I saw it!?

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u/pervlibertarian Dec 25 '20

Xerox. Xerox research campus is where BOTH Steve Jobs and Bill Gates each saw the graphical user interface either encountered first. Thanks for playing.

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u/il_biggo Dec 26 '20

19 people haven't ever seen an Alto.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

i use arch btw

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u/ATOM_real Dec 25 '20

Micro soft

I wonder what he's talking about

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u/Tesla_Lover10021 Dec 26 '20

This is double the curse level

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u/Speed777321 Dec 25 '20

This is a pornhub comment

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u/Fuckedupandgroovy Dec 26 '20

Very observant

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u/thecheezeman1 Dec 25 '20

🧀

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u/jxmes_gothxm Dec 29 '20

r/usernamechecksout

I did this wrong. 🦆

Edit : I figured it out. 🦆

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

thanks for the cheese

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u/WizziBot Dec 25 '20

True that

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u/rookiememer Dec 26 '20

No, macrohardonfire

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u/DuhC0mmunity Dec 26 '20

Yes doctors do use windows

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u/A_Nested_Quintuplet Oct 14 '23

IF MICROSOFT WOULD EVER RELEASE A DILDO THEY COULD CALL IT MICROSOFT PENIS

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u/Curley15 Dec 25 '20

Avengers Endgame vibes XD

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u/Therealcarrot1 Dec 25 '20

Ummm sorry but repost

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u/JadenA102010 Jun 23 '24

Wait is that on pornhub

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u/InconspicousJerk Dec 25 '20

Well yeah, you aren’t gonna get hard if your writing a comment and not watching

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u/JWRAV Jan 21 '21

Yo y is Microsoft watching porn

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u/HerbalGamer Dec 25 '20

How is this relevant?

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u/Xynez Dec 25 '20

microsoft promoting windows

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u/HerbalGamer Dec 25 '20

Well yeah, that's what they do. It's like a baker promoting bread.

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u/Xynez Dec 25 '20

and uh his name is microsoft, so it checks out that he's promoting windows

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u/Grievious_Syndicate Dec 25 '20

Same man

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u/Grievious_Syndicate Dec 25 '20

I'd be asking the same question If it was about your sex life