r/UsernameChecksOut • • Nov 12 '20

Cuttlefish

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u/samorotwasbored Nov 12 '20

Let us just admire how OP's Snoo is Yoshikage Kira

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 12 '20

Nice

hands

You got there G

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u/anon66532 Nov 12 '20

Nice Yoshikage profile

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u/himynameis-_- Nov 12 '20

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 EDIT   BUY

Yoshikage Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/methe1 Nov 12 '20

Is your reddit avatar Yoshikage Kira

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 12 '20

Mh mh

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u/methe1 Nov 12 '20

I fucking knew it

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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Nov 12 '20

OH NO

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 13 '20

OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOD

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Nov 12 '20

That’s wrong

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u/Meme-Replacement Nov 12 '20

Yea.... wait why is there cum on my pet rock

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

lets move fishfucker to the side for a second and talk about you, sir... u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET, where did that username originate

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Nov 12 '20

My lawyer says i don’t have to tell anyone

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

I think the pet cum is more concerning

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/DayFlounder1832 Nov 13 '20

Your username is kinda fishy ngl

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

[deleted]

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u/Aaronwolfe01 Nov 15 '20

u/fish_fucker69 I summon the HOLY FUCKER

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u/I_Fap_To_Jesus_Henti Nov 12 '20

Yea your username is disgusting

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u/Boldemon Nov 12 '20

What about your username?

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u/Jerry_BlueBerry Nov 13 '20

Nah that's fine Jesus is life Jesus is love xD

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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Nov 16 '20

Not my guinea pig

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u/HelloPeople234444 Feb 14 '22

but my pet is in the room with me

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u/definitely_not_fish Nov 12 '20

Well I am perfectly safe

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u/Careless_Corey Nov 12 '20

Cuttlefish are not fish, but cephalopods.

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u/swe_isak Sep 22 '23

🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️

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u/Admiral-snackbaa Nov 12 '20

Something smells fishy here.....uWu

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u/Careless_Corey Nov 12 '20

くコ:彡🔫

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u/Sharkalaxy Nov 12 '20

Please dont

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u/okletsdothis111 Nov 12 '20

°___°

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u/jma235 Nov 12 '20

Ah yes hello Mr. Popo

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u/okletsdothis111 Nov 13 '20

°___°

POPO HAPY

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u/SketchedYT Nov 12 '20

OP's pfp is a JoJo reference

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u/a_reddit_user124654y Nov 13 '20

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 13 '20

YES! IT IS!

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u/colaa-chan Nov 13 '20

Holy shit is your reddit snoo kira

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 13 '20

Yep

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u/colaa-chan Nov 13 '20

I can respect that

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

Shhhhh... shhhhh... just take, just take. Just let it happen.

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u/Jerry_BlueBerry Nov 13 '20

I wonder if there's a fruit fucker.

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u/RyanSnipez Nov 12 '20

Down vote, you be using light mode trying to blind us

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 12 '20

NOW YOU REVELEAD MY TERRIBLE SECRET

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

OH GOD OH FUCK

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u/DBacksbeatDodgers Nov 12 '20

everywhere I look I see him

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u/petmop999 Nov 12 '20

I already saw 3 images of the fish offender

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u/Snake__Lord Nov 13 '20

I do believe I am safe

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u/Dan_The_Man_31 Nov 12 '20

Ew light mode

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u/Jumpy_Attention_5389 Oct 12 '24

He stole my avatar

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Mar 03 '25

Second appearance of this guy

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u/Warm_Mood_9858 Nov 12 '20

But cuttlefish are closer to squids than to fish

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u/FestiveKillian Nov 13 '20

vodafone IT vodafone IT

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u/SalmonBanger Nov 13 '20

My brethren

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u/JeanProuve Nov 13 '20

This is the most family friendly fun on this sub.

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u/OilInternational1325 Feb 01 '21

I am dying at hat little smile face

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u/SplatAttack49 Dec 31 '22

I wish I was a fish

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

Why fush fucker is everywhere

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u/DorTheWise Apr 23 '23

They are both 19 today

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/dont-mind-who-i-am Nov 12 '20

He will , sooner or later

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

[deleted]

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u/Fish_Fucker69 Nov 12 '20

I'M HERE, BITCHES

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u/_dont_do_drugs__ Nov 12 '20

YES, WE HAVE SUMMONED THEM! I SACRIFICE MY TANK OF GUPPIES TO YOU MY LORD

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

What are the odds of you being in r/teenagers and r/UsernameChecksOut?

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u/rzx0 Nov 12 '20

Pretty decent, considering that he's active and we tagged him multiple times in this sub.

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u/JediKnightaa Nov 12 '20

Accept our sacrifice

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u/Frasa_ Nov 12 '20

The return of the king

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u/petmop999 Nov 12 '20

Guys grab the purifier it's our last chance

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u/MattLikesMemes123 Nov 13 '20

Whats the subreddit for when the person in the post responds to it?

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u/erikjonromnes Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

Why do my fingers all the sudden smell funny *edit... You should have said FISHTCHES

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u/SneakyGiant-_- Nov 13 '20

Imma fish daddy 🥵

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Master! I shall protect you from all harm!

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u/_ELLIELL_ Jul 04 '24

SOMEONE GET FISH FUCKER FUCKER 69 IN HERE NOW

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Lmao

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u/i_will_fuck_ur_name Nov 13 '20

Guess il fuck u

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

The Return Of The King

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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Nov 16 '20

OH MY GOD NOOOOOO

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u/Who-Are-You-Odd-Man Jun 27 '23

Bro how you end up on two top posts on r/usernamechecksout

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/TotoShampoin Nov 12 '20

Button go boom

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

What

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u/Star_platinum_7 Nov 12 '20

Killer queen, dyson no bakodan, bites za dusto

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 12 '20

Read the user

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 12 '20

Bro I'm the same person who posted this lmao, have you already seen it in cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/SpringDark71 Nov 13 '20

No problem