r/TwoXcirclejerk • u/bestunicorn • Jan 15 '12
All women are bitches except me. I have male hobbies. It makes me better than you. Help?
Dear vapid females with whom I share female-ness in the basest sense of the word: I'm a nerdy gurl and I can't keep any females as friends because you're all catty bitches. I mean, evolutionary psychology proves the "vapid bitch" theory that you're just not as good as guys. Sorry, but my harem of nerd men proves it.
Now, tell me how to make my special snowflake life easier when surrounded by all of you dull cows. I mean, you're pretty much unbearable, but there's a whole subforum of you, so that's why I'm asking.
THANKS GUYS <3<3<3