r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jan 15 '12

All women are bitches except me. I have male hobbies. It makes me better than you. Help?

100 Upvotes

Dear vapid females with whom I share female-ness in the basest sense of the word: I'm a nerdy gurl and I can't keep any females as friends because you're all catty bitches. I mean, evolutionary psychology proves the "vapid bitch" theory that you're just not as good as guys. Sorry, but my harem of nerd men proves it.

Now, tell me how to make my special snowflake life easier when surrounded by all of you dull cows. I mean, you're pretty much unbearable, but there's a whole subforum of you, so that's why I'm asking.

THANKS GUYS <3<3<3


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Oct 01 '11

I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE THIS

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96 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Mar 13 '12

OMG I DONT WANT BABIES & KIDS!!!!1! I ARE SO EDGY & BOLD, RIGHT LADEHS????

70 Upvotes

YUP, Im so much better than all you breeders out there.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • May 14 '12

I'M SUCH A UNIQUE AND SPECIAL MOM, NOT LIKE THE OTHER MOMS WHO BAKE! I'M A REBEL WHO HAS TATTOOS AND RIDES A BIKE, FUCK SOCIETY!

66 Upvotes

I don't care.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Dec 02 '11

DAE think they're QUIRKY?

64 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Mar 30 '12

I shaved my head so now I'm like totally feminist and going against the society's expectations about women!!!

62 Upvotes

I also never ever want to have kids.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jun 28 '12

I LITERALLY had sex with everybody in my school and now i am being called a slut (POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING)

58 Upvotes

I hate middle school.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • May 16 '12

Ugh, I'm so sick of women being seen as sex objects. Also, I'm a proud slut!! :D

57 Upvotes

lol


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • May 30 '12

Hey TwoX, here's a poster from 100 years ago in a society with different ideas than ours! Tell me, should I be offended like I obviously am? FAITH IN HUMANITY= LOST :(

56 Upvotes

waaahhh why doesn't everybody in all of existence share my views, they're sooo stupiddddd


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Mar 19 '12

Let's pretend my unique story of being molested or raped actually contributes to the discussion of women's issues!

55 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jan 15 '12

LOOK AT MY NEW HAIRCUT, JUST SHOWER ME WITH COMPLIMENTS, THATS' ALL I WANT!

53 Upvotes

ok upvote me, and tell me how pretty i am.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jun 17 '12

Everything is rape culture!

49 Upvotes

This is literally the worst time in history to be female! Everyone loves rape, DAE think it's wrong? How dare someone glance at me as I walk by, don't they know that's rape culture?


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '12

I did something stereotypically male!!!!... upvotes to the left.

47 Upvotes

I'm totally a girl but I did something guys normally do... I'm special.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Mar 21 '12

Upvote to change the name or /r/TwoXcirclejerk to /r/circleschlick.

47 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Nov 30 '11

Hey, TwoX. Someone on the internet said I was ugly! Obviously I am a really strong, independent, and beautiful woman. But can you all just tell me how pretty I am please?

47 Upvotes

I'm not desperate for compliments cause obviously I know I am beautiful so can you just tell me how beautiful I am?

Lets show that internet jerk!!

here's my sexxist pic! just shows I don't even need makeup to look pretty!


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Apr 14 '12

My boobs are soooooooooooooo big and they hurt my back. Here's a picture of them and I'm totally not using them for karma.

46 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Apr 01 '12

Attention, TwoX'ers. [[Hugs]] will now replace the period as the standard punctuation to end a sentence. Any post that uses the previous standard will be dealt with by the mods.

44 Upvotes

Thank you [[Hugs]]


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jul 09 '12

My 7 year old niece wants birth control, but her misogynist father won't buy it for her because she's "too young"!!!1!11! Slut-shaming, anyone?

43 Upvotes

How can he be so sexist and deny his own daughter her most fundamental human right as a woman? It's probably because he's a CONservative RepubliCON.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • May 16 '12

OMG hot bitches get all the attention but i crave it too! I know im Fugly but i need constant reassurance and validation that my ugly mug isnt what defines me!! Lets all have an ugly party and validate eachother! YOLO amirite???

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43 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Dec 16 '11

TwoX, it's time we had some ACTUAL content in this subreddit. Here's a rage comic about a fight I had with my manpanion when I was on my period because he didn't like my no-heat curls.

42 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jun 12 '12

GUISE I JUST SHAVED MY HEAD, I'M SO GLAD I HAD THE GIRLY BALLS TO, I'M SO PRETTY NOW, AMIRITE?

41 Upvotes

actually, you're fucking hideous.


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • May 13 '12

I'm making yet ANOTHER post about how I cut off all my hair and donated it to charity! Everyone tell me what a good person I am and how beautiful I look with short hair!

41 Upvotes

Come on guys, let's raise some discussion about how awesome I am!


r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Sep 23 '11

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41 Upvotes

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r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Nov 09 '12

Hey ladies! My mom actually existed in a decade other than the one we're in now, how cool is that? Now look at pictures of her doing so! Wow!

40 Upvotes

r/TwoXcirclejerk • • Jul 14 '12

Here's a shitty quote from a woman actress that seems deep but it's not.

40 Upvotes

bathe me in karma.