Comrades!

The People are pleased to celebrate the Achievement of gaining over 10,000 Subscribers, the December Issue of the People's Daily Informer reports.

Festivities were held in all Provinces, excluding Wallachia, which has fallen into the Hands of Reactionary Capitalists following a recent String of Successes by the People's Army.

The Truth is the People's Temple.

+Big Brother

Fellow Stalinists!

TATIF is announcing at this very Moment that it has chosen TwoAndTwoIsFive as the new Subreddit of the Year. Factors taken into Account included Intellectual Orthodoxy, Freedom of Thought, Length of Time as a Subreddit and ████████.

This clearly shows that some Subreddits are more equal than others.

Those unfamiliar with the Subreddit should follow the link here: /r/TwoAndTwoIsFive

+Panta_Agan

Comrades!

Due to a recent String of Successes by our Generals on the Eastern Front a Total of approximately 2,200 km² have been lost to the Enemy. Reinforcements are urgently needed.

The Ministry of Peace hereby requests the Help of the Ministry of Justice to determine which Individuals were responsible for the said Successes.

+Keebler_Elves