r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • 14d ago

Audio [F4M] My My...How Big Your COCK Is!! [Genderbent Red Riding Hood Listener] [Girl With a Cock] [Big Bad Werewolf Speaker] [RAPE] [Victim Blaming] [Fear Play] [Threats] [Forced Blowjob] [Listener Sucks Speaker's Cock] [Forced Deepthroat] [Bigger, Stronger Woman] [Creepy Yandere] [No Aftercare] NSFW

121 Upvotes

You, my sweet, innocent boy, look good enough to eat...and I just might.

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Edited by the incredible StellarIncubus!!

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Blue's Audio Notes

Happy Halloween, lovely!! Every once in a while, I have to make some really weird shit to remind you guys that I'm a for real pervert lmao

Enjoy my little dip into the taboo with you, and please take care of yourself while you enjoy the [Rape] tag!!


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Dec 20 '21

[M4F] Making the Sweet Elven Cleric Into My Little Slut [Script Offer][MDom][Strangers to Lovers][Innocent, but Secretly Bratty Elf Listener][Human Speaker][Banter][Making Out][Size Difference][Big Cock][Pinning You Down][Blowjob][Missionary][Dirty Talk][Choking][Creampie][Cumming Down Your Throat] NSFW

72 Upvotes

You were taken in by a band of kindly elf healers after being injured during your adventures, and you're almost back to your old self thanks to the talents of one healer in particular. You've been developing feelings for her for a while, and you have a sneaking suspicion she's into you as well... Only one way to find out!

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Character Notes: Confident and cocky, but kind. Loves to tease and make silly jokes at the listener's expense, but you can tell she likes it. Very, very into their difference in size.

(Items in parentheses are suggested action or key scene details!)

Suggested, optional SFX: body slaps, tent opening, bedsheets

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If you post on Reddit, be sure to credit me and tag me in the comments!

If you post off-Reddit, please ask first! I will say yes as long as I receive a copy, but I prefer to be asked first so I can keep track of where my scripts are being filled. <3

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Art inspiration comes from prawnm33 on Insta!! Go check out more of their fabulous work there!!

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CLICK HERE FOR SCRIPT, or just read below! :D

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So you’re the one they sent today… Can’t say I’m inclined to complain. You’re definitely the prettiest healer in the camp.

You’re so cute when you’re flustered. C’mon, don’t they train you elfgirls to be ready for anything on the battlefield? Yet you get so worked up the second I compliment you. I don’t know, sounds like you gotta work on that… Which means I’m just gonna have to compliment you more.

Alright, shutting up. Sorry. You really are serious about your job, aren’t you? Yeah, it’s healing up nicely. You and your team have done a wonderful job. I owe you guys my life. You didn’t have to take in a… What did you call me when I was brought in? “A smelly, massive brute of a human?”

(laughing) Oops, I forgot. You thought I was asleep. Nope, still just conscious enough to hear that little description. It made me laugh. You’re not wrong. After being on the road for so many months without so much as a haircut or a bath, I’m sure I was pretty smelly. Is it true that elven senses are ten times more heightened than a human’s?

Really? So if I touch your hand, like this… (laughing) You pulled away so quickly! Do I still smell?

Oh, my skin feels hot to you? I guess that makes sense. You elves do run a bit cooler than we do.

Hmm. Humans must seem so loud and overheated to your kind. Our blood runs hot and so do our emotions… It’s true, we feel everything pretty intensely compared to you guys. Or so I was taught.

What do you think? Do you think elves feel things as strongly as humans do? Anger...joy...lust…?

(laughing) That last one definitely got a reaction out of you.

Hey, are you feeling okay? You look a little more flustered than usual. I know I always mess with you when you come in, but today you’re especially...distracted. Something on your mind?

Come to think of it, you’ve barely looked at me since you came in. Is everything alright? Fuck, I hope I’m not actually embarrassing you--I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable. You can always tell me to fuck off--

I’m not making you uncomfortable? Okay, thank the gods. What’s wrong, then?

My...clothes? But I’m not wearing any--oh. (chuckles)
Yeah, it was your assistant’s idea. She brought me a bath earlier. Told me to stay naked except for the towel around my waist since you were coming in soon and might need to examine me.

What’s wrong, dear? Like what you see a little more than you expected?

Ooh, looks like I’m right. Look at you try to hide your face. That’s adorable. It’s okay, sweetheart, you can look. I don’t mind at all. You can touch, too, if you want.

No? (chuckles) Well, the offer’s on the table if you ever choose to take it.

Okay, time to really be your good little patient. My mouth always gets me in trouble. Where do you want me?

On the bed? Ooh, be still my heart. (laughing) Yeah yeah yeah, I know it’s just so you can get a better look at me in the firelight.

Hmm. You’re so tiny compared to me… Look at the way I tower over you. If I put my hand under your chin like this… (suddenly much closer) you really have to tilt your head back to look up at me, don’t you?

(pause)

The bed. Right. Sorry.

Gods, your fingers are cold! Kind of soothing, though, after weeks of fever. Yes, my side is all healed up. Your magic did me a lot of good. Look, feel how smoothly it’s healed over. Almost like there was nothing there at all. Kind of wish you’d messed it up more, to be honest. Would’ve been a cool-looking scar. You're honestly the most talented healer I've ever met.

Oh, the other wound? Aah… Yeah, doing way better. No need to examine that one. (nervous laughter)

No, no. Your enthusiasm is appreciated but I’m not lifting this towel to show you that one. Just trust me.

I’m not the one getting flustered now. Don’t worry about me, all healed up--hey!! (She’s slipped her hand under your precious towel to find a fully healed scar aaaaand something much more interesting.)

Sorry, that was exactly what I was trying to avoid you finding out about. Having your hands on me...how am I not supposed to get hard when you touch me? You look so fucking gorgeous, and you’re so...I just look forward to seeing you every day. To seeing your smile...to feeling your touch, even if it’s just to check how my healing is going.

I’m one of the first humans you’ve ever seen, aren’t I? I scare you just a bit...I’m big, I’m loud, my skin is too hot, I have more hair than any man you’ve ever met (laughing). But...you’re kind of fascinated by that, aren’t you? The way you look at me just a little too long every time you come in…

And, well. The way you still haven’t moved your hand away from my cock even while it gets harder and harder against your little hand.

Hmm...still not moving. I must be right, then. Fuck, those wide eyes...so elfgirls do feel lust just as much as we do, after all. What if I put my hand under your chin and pull you a little closer?

(very close, whispered) Last chance, sweetheart. I’m not forcing you. Walk away if you want...but I don’t think you do. I think you want me to kiss you right now. I think you want me to fuck you, right in this big bed of mine, with that very thick, very hard, very human cock hardening under your hand. In fact, I think...if I pull you down...and pin you under me...like this…

You won’t resist me at all, will you? Mm, I didn’t think so.

(heated kisses) Fuck. Keep stroking my cock like that and I’ll have to rip that pretty dress of yours off.

(more kisses) Little brat, you’re doing it on purpose now, aren’t you? Look at that little smile. So fucking cute. Mmf. Well, don’t forget: you asked for it.

(tearing sounds)

Fuck, look at you… Looks like elfgirls go without undergarments, hmm? So fucking naughty. Ah-ah. Don’t try to look down and get all embarrassed on me now. I want you to watch what I’m doing to you. I want you to watch...while I lean down...and run my tongue in between these beautiful tits. (licking and kissing) While I bite...and kiss...my way up to your delicate little neck.

Let me guide that cute little hand back to my cock. Feel how worked up I am for you now…

What do you want from me, little elfgirl? Hmm? Is this all you want? To feel my cock in your hand, to feel my mouth on your body… Are you satisfied with just that?

Such a needy moan… Tell me what you want, then. What does my cute little elfgirl need from me?

Gone all shy on me again, hmm? Let me see if I can fix that. What if I just...slide the tip of my cock against you...like this? Just barely touching your bare elven pussy...not quite parting your lips…

Mm, by the way you’re moaning and gasping it sounds like that feels pretty good. Why don’t I roll my hips into yours just a little harder...really let you feel the length of my cock…

(chuckles) Yes, it is pretty big for someone your size...but you don’t sound that scared. For such an innocent looking elf maiden, you’re pretty excited by that idea, aren’t you? Of feeling this big, hard cock pushing into you inch by inch…

(punctuated with thrusts) What do you want, my naughty little elfgirl? Hmm? Tell me…and I just might give it to you.

You need my cock? But you’ve got it, sliding against your pussy… You sweet thing, you’re practically dripping just from this. Are you sure this is all you want? Since you’re not telling me otherwise, I’m assuming you just want me to keep...grinding...my cock...against your little elven pussy…

What’s that? You’re going to need to say that a little louder for me, I don’t have your keen elven hearing after all…

Mm. Good fucking girl. Tell me to fuck you again.

(Interrupt her by thrusting into her)

Oh, sorry, dear. Didn’t mean to interrupt. Hearing you say that just really fucking turns me on.

Fuck, you’re so fucking tight… I can barely move in and out of you. Have you ever felt a human cock before? Do you like the way it stretches you out, so fucking much… I hope you can take it, I don't want to bruise you...or mark up that gorgeous skin.

Let me know if you need me to be more gentle, I know you're much more sensitive than I am--

Oh. Oh. Harder, huh? There's a naughty little slut underneath this cute exterior after all.

Let me pin your wrists underneath my hand... fuck, you're tiny. I can completely circle both your wrists with one hand. Gods, that innocent face you make. You make me want to rough you up and then kiss the life out of you.

(harder thrusting from here)

There you go, moan for me. Even those cute little pointed ears are quivering with pleasure. Fuck, you make me want to bite you. I think I will…

(neck bites, kisses)

You can take it, I know it's big… Spread your legs a little wider, there's a good elfgirl. Later when you're used to my size I'll have you wrap your legs around me, but for right now keep them spread nice and wide for me.

I love the way your tits bounce with every thrust. Your wrists pinned under my hand, stuffed with my cock, looking up at me so helplessly and begging for more. Fuck.

No, don't look away. Let me just grab a fistful of your hair--there you go, look at me, sweet thing. Look at who's fucking you. Look at whose cock you're soaking with that sweet elven honey of yours. You called me a big human brute when I was brought in, and maybe I am...but look whose cock you're squirming on now.

(faster now)

Such a good little slut, dressing up so innocently, looking so cute… But what you really need is to be used and fucked properly, isn't it? Stretched out and fucked into submission.

And guess what, my cute little elfgirl? I'll give it to you. Because you're mine now. No one else gets to please this perfect pussy but me.

Gods, you're getting so fucking wet! You must be close already… Aww, sweet thing… Being fucked by a human cock for the first time isn't too much for you, is it?

(faster, harder)

[Condescending] Oh *slow down*? "They'll hear us?" What if I want them to? Hmmm? Let them listen. Then they'll all know what a little slut their precious healer is.

But if you're that worried about it, I can just… Cover your mouth with my hand like this. Make you look up into my eyes while I fuck you. There, now you can moan into my hand all you like and no one will hear you.

That's it, cum on my fucking cock. You can't control yourself, can you? You need it. You need more of this thick, hard, human cock even though you know you shouldn't. Good girl. You look so fucking cute trying to resist how good you're feeling. Trying not to cum all over my cock right away, like you know you need to. It's okay, darling. Let go. Fucking soak my cock in your juices. I want you dripping for me.

(space for her to cum, encouragement as feels natural)

Good fucking girl.

I'm not done with you, don't you look away from me now or I'll wrap my hand around that cute little throat of yours.

Ooh, is that what you want? You want to feel my big, strong, human hand around your delicate elven neck? There we go...fuck, your pussy is squeezing down on me even tighter now. You really like when I get a little rough with you, don't you? I know I said I wouldn't leave any marks, but… Your pussy gets so much tighter when I squeeze.

Fuck, you dirty little slut. There you go, just keep helplessly bucking your hips up into mine, take what you need from my cock. You're mine now. I'm gonna fill up this little elven pussy with so much fucking cum, and you're going to cum with me when I do. Fuck, I wonder if you'll be able to take it all. So warm and sticky...even for a human, I cum a lot. It's going to be dripping out of your cunt for hours, reminding you of how fucking good you felt being fucked by a human…

Let me just squeeze a little...tighter… That's it, sweet thing, squeeze down on my cock so tightly, you're going to cum again already aren't you? Good, because I'm getting pretty close too. Fuck…

(improv to orgasm, but don't stop thrusting)

Breathe, breathe. There you go. Fuck, you felt so good cumming around my cock. Can you feel my cum deep inside you now? It must feel so fucking hot to you with how sensitive you are to just my touch.

All mine… Mm. (neck kisses)

Oh? Excuse me? Say that again a little louder, dear.

How do I know you won't go around fucking every human you meet now that you know how good human cock is?

Oh, it looks like there's still a little brat left in you, huh? Off the bed, then. Go on.

No, I'm not sending you away. I'm sending you down on your knees to beg my forgiveness. (wicked laugh) Open that pretty little mouth and clean off my cock.

It's no use batting those cute little eyelashes at me. Open. Your. Mouth.

(from here on, blowjob moans and grunts in between dialogue)

Mm, good elfgirl. I wonder if you can even fit your lips around me… Just barely. Let's see how much of it we can stuff inside your mouth…

Do you like tasting yourself on my cock? You and me, mixed together on your tongue while you struggle to take me into your mouth. Relax your jaw, you'll be able to fit more of me inside. Good elfgirl. You've never had a cock this big in your mouth before, have you? Or have you never had a cock in your mouth at all?

Mm, don't worry. You're going to get very used to being on your knees with your mouth stuffed full of my cock. Aww, your eyes are even tearing up trying to take me in even deeper. Do you need some help taking this big, human cock?

Yes? Good girl, I'll help you… Let me just put my hand on the back of your head...push you down just a little. Tap my leg if you need air.

You see, once just isn't enough for a man like me. You're going to take my cum again, straight down your throat.

Fuck, looks like you can hold your breath longer than a human, too, huh? There you go, sweet thing, choke on my fucking cock.

There you go, milk my cock with your mouth, you cute little elven slut. Take every last fucking inch.

So fucking good. You're going to be such a good little slut for me on the road. Every night I'm going to fuck you until you can barely walk the next day, and every morning the first thing you'll taste is my cock buried down your throat, my cum on your tongue. Is that what you want? To be my cute little elven slut and get to feel this big human cock stretching you out every night, pounding this tight, wet pussy?

Swallow my cum for yes. Don't you let a fucking drop spill.

(Behold, an orgasm!)

Good girl… Come up here, let me hold you. Your legs are shaky? (chuckles) Here, I'll help you up. Mm.

You're shaking...are you okay? Good shaking? Okay, good. As rough as we just got, I want you to know, I would never actually hurt you.

I'm serious about that offer, though. What do you think, dear? Wanna see the world with your big, strong human warrior to protect you? Have adventures all day and fuck each other senseless all night?

(kisses)

After all, I could use someone with your...skills...with me. (laughter) Your healing abilities!! Of course, that's what I meant…!!

(kisses)

I love that secret smile you make whenever I make a dumb joke. Like you're trying not to laugh but you can't quite help it. You might roll your eyes at me, but admit it. You're into it.

I'll fuck the truth out of you later. For now, why don't you lie down with me… Let me wrap my arms around you and hold you nice and close. Rest my head on yours and kiss the top of your head. (kiss)

Rest is important for healing, after all, right?

Mm. I was right. You're definitely the best healer I've ever had.


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Nov 15 '20

Patreon [PATREON][F4M] Your Vampire Girlfriend Decides It's Time to Claim You [FDom][Sultry][GFE][Slightly Dorky][Be Mine Forever][Claim Biting][Biting][Scratching][You're Mine][Titjob][Riding][Doggy][Light Bondage][Affectionate][Creampie][L-Bombs][Slight Yandere][Ownership][Oddly Wholesome] NSFW

86 Upvotes

My new Patreon audio is out!!

 

Script by u/iamthejackkeaton

 

I can feel your blood pulsing through the veins just under your skin. It feels… so hot. So alive. So… delicious. Oh, you’re touching my… fuck. I need to… it can wait, please keep touching me there. Just like…

Ok, wait… As good as that feels, I need to tie you down. It’s about to get… really intense. It’ll feel amazing when I bite you.


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Dec 12 '24

I DM'd a D&D adventure for my fellow cast members of Sucker For Love: Date to Die For!--everyone was playing as their characters for last week's The Trevor Project charity stream! <3 Hope you have as much fun watching as we did playing!! NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jul 04 '25

Going to an alien themed orgy for the 4th!! 👽 👾 NSFW

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410 Upvotes

r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • May 01 '24

Streaming BG3 from noon to 3pm PST today! 💙😘 (One hour from the time of this post!) NSFW

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13 Upvotes

r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Mar 14 '24

Announcement Eyyyyy we're back on track. Palworld stream in half an hour! We're going from 1pm PST to 3pm PST today!! 💙 NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Oct 19 '21

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING [F4M] Video for Sale: Your Best Friend Encourages You to Suck Cock NSFW

122 Upvotes

This video was originally conceived by the person who commissioned it as a gentle, encouraging video for someone who identifies as a man exploring sucking cock with the encouragement of their sexy female best friend. I absolutely LOVED making this, and got permission to sell it publicly for anyone else who might be craving something gentle but sexy encouraging them to accept this part of themselves.

VIDEO LINK

Summary

Your best friend knows that you really enjoy sucking cock, so she's arranged for you to hook up with someone who's just your type at a masquerade party, and even offers to stay with you and dominate you a bit, telling you exactly how to please the person whose cock you're sucking, encouraging and affirming you throughout while she gets more and more turned on by watching you! At the end, she commands you to let them cum on your face, and helps you clean up while giving you some affectionate aftercare.

NOTE: If you're looking for a humiliation/emasculating video, this is NOT the video for you. Only positivity, affection, and acceptance in this one, lovely. 💙


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • May 28 '20

Announcement Blue's Job Fair - Script Contest!! - Entries Due 6/5 NSFW

15 Upvotes

I want to lewd your profession!

This is a fun little game for me to give you some silly, steamy, shitposty free content.

Write me 350 - 400 words of smut based on your profession (e.g. fucked by the IRS [auditor], getting all up in your pipes [plumber]) that teaches a little bit about what your job entails in a sexy way, and I'll post them to my Job Fair on Reddit in June.

Audience favorites may later be turned into full-length audios. Puns are a must, get as filthy as you want within my hard limits, and be as sexy or as shitposty as you like.

If you wanna participate, submissions are due to me (sent via private message) by June 5! I'll pick my favorites and record them for my job fair for you to enjoy. :P

Those chosen will be informed by midnight PST on 6/6!!

I look forward to reading what you send me!! Let's put on the smuttiest job fair Reddit has ever seen.


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jun 14 '24

Patreon [PATREON] [F4M] and [F4F] Versions: Overhearing Your Roommate While She Makes An Audio Porn [Roommates to Lovers] [Shy in public] [Freak behind closed doors] [Sorry about the noise] [Wanna watch?] [Dirty talk] [I could use a stunt cock/pussy] [Body admiration] [Oral sex] [Cum on my face] NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Sep 15 '22

Patreon [PREVIEW ONLY] [F4M] Late Fee Lewdness [Older woman] [Younger man] [Lusty, busty, lascivious librarian lady] [FDom] [Sweet] but also very [Lewd] a lot of [Cunnilingus] [Face riding] [Titty fuck] [Cowgirl] [Standing doggy style] [Creampie][Good toy] [Hold the moan] NSFW

73 Upvotes

Here's a lil preview of an audio I put up this month on Patreon! This audio is available at my Cyan ($5) tier, along with over 40 other exclusive audios!

[F4M] Late Fee Lewdness [Older woman] [Younger man] [Lusty, busty, lascivious librarian lady] [FDom] [Sweet] but also very [Lewd] a lot of [Cunnilingus] [Face riding] [Titty fuck] [Cowgirl] [Standing doggy style] [Creampie][Good toy] [Hold the moan]

How long have you had these books? A whole year? Oh... you don't have  enough money with you? Well... we'll just have to come to some sort  of... arrangement. Won't we? That's a good toy.

Script by u/stray__thoughts, now posted to Patreon with the author's permission!

Click here for preview! - 4min

Click here for full audio! - 36min


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Nov 08 '23

I'm too sleepy for Breakfast & Baldur's Gate so we're having Brinner & Baldur's Gate at 7pm PST!! 🤘🤘 NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Apr 02 '22

[M4F]/[M4A] Training My Blowjob-Only Slut [Script Offer][MDom][Boyfriend][Bondage][Ring Gag][Blowjob][Forced Deepthroat][Ignored Safeword][Praise][Filling All Your Holes][Dirty Talk][Take My Cock][Breathplay][Filling Your Mouth With Cum][Good Girl][Rape] Mentions of [Dildo][Butt Plug][Airtight] NSFW

45 Upvotes

It took me months to talk you into letting me tie you up. For someone who claims to be so kinky, you're such a prude. But I knew I needed you completely helpless. So I wouldn't have to stop. So I could break you down, make you understand what you're meant for. With a mouth like this, you're not meant to work, baby. You're just made to suck cock.

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Additional Tags: Optional [Rape] or [Consensual Non-Consent Play] Endings, Optional [Hair Pulling], [Aftercare]

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Character Notes: Depending on which ending you choose, this person is either a very affectionate partner...or has been pretending to be one very well in order to talk his partner into agreeing to be totally helpless. I recommend using a sweeter voice for the start riiiight up to the point where he snaps! After that, be as mean as you like up until the aftercare hits. Or don't, I'm not the boss of you.

As always, please feel free to improvise as desired. NOTE: There is only one line alluding to the listener's genitals. Feel free to omit it and change pet names to turn this into a more gender neutral script!

There are a couple of places in the script where you get to make some choices! Pick the ones that suit you.

I've included an optional, separately labeled short [Aftercare] script at the end. If you use it, I recommend including it in your post as a separate audio, as every listener has their own aftercare rituals after listening to [Rape] or [Non-Con Play] material!

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Apr 14 '25

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING Me and UnlikelyWoodsman are horny again and we've made THREE new videos coming out tomorrow!! You'll be able to find them on both my OF and my F@nsly 💙 This time we have a gamer girl roleplay vid, a 20min full sex video, and a shower pussy eating video! NSFW

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💙 Blue and Woodsman Get It On AGAIN Bundle💙

[All three videos for total of 45min] - $69

🎮 Blue Gets Rekt 🎮

[16min] - $30

Tags: 4k, gamer girl, roleplay, pussy eating, making out, doggystyle, riding, moaning, clit play, general porn goofiness, lots of Blue orgasms

Blue gets absolutely riggity rekt while playing Hades because Woodsman and I insist on authenticity. End fake controllers in gamer girl pornos goddamnit!! Shit talking, pussy eating, lots of giggles, doggystyle, and riding. Woodsman/Blue chemistry is on FULL display in this one as we goof off and laugh at our own porny dialogue. Woodsman cums in me but we forget to show it because we're too goddamn horny!! Fuck!! Blueper reel included.

🥵 The Big Three 🥵

[20min] - $40

Tags: 4k, soft and sweet, pussy eating, blowjob (brief), nipple sucking, groping, moaning, lots of Blue orgasms, missionary, riding, doggystyle, fingering, doggystyle POV, creampie, cuddles

Who wants to do a bunch of weird athletic porno positions?! Not Blue and Woodsman!! Missionary, doggystyle, and riding are the holy trinity of dickin' down for a reason!! Woodsman eats my pussy again, I suck his dick like a good girl, and then we get straight to it! No roleplay and very little talking, just hot, intimate sex where I get to cum a whole bunch of times. Doggy POV so you can see what it looks like to fuck me from behind! 🍑

🚿 Shower Softcore 🚿

[9min] - $20

Tags: 4k, shower, no talking, groping, exposing Blue to the camera, fingering, neck kisses, making out, handjob (brief), pussy eating, lots of Blue orgasms

I start making a solo shower video but Woodsman decides he's not done horfin' puss!! He joins me in the shower, we make out, he puts me up on the little shelf thing in there and drops to his knees for me. I do my best impression of a nutcracker on his poor skull while he eats me out AGAIN. I cum like a train, everyone rejoices!!


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jan 03 '21

Patreon January 2021 Audio Schedule! NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jun 10 '20

Announcement r/TheyCallMeMissBlue and u/Lookingformybluesky Stand With Black Lives Matter NSFW

122 Upvotes

I've never spoken about world issues publicly through here before. It's never seemed appropriate. I make porn, you guys enjoy the porn, we hang out a bit, I log off. No one needs to know my opinions on politics or news events.

 

But this is different. My girlfriend is a woman of color, many of my friends are, and so are many of my listeners. If I'm quiet right now, I can't live with myself. Being quiet is the same as telling the other side that this is okay.

I've watched my girlfriend be hit with the double whammy of being a queer woman and a woman of color for the past three years. So this issue hits close to home for us.

I know there will be some blowback from this post. I will probably lose some of you as listeners. Some of you will tell me I have no business saying anything about politics, given what I do.

I'd like to challenge that statement with this one:

Publicly acknowledging the racial inequality inherent in my country is not political. Publicly stating that people of color are policed more harshly, provided fewer resources, discriminated against both publicly and privately, and then, to add insult to injury, often don't even have this systemic oppression even acknowledged...

This isn't a politics issue, where one side of the aisle thinks we could solve a problem in one way, and the other side thinks we could solve it another way. This isn't opposing parties, or different opinions.

This is a human rights issue. Where we see inequality and suffering, we should acknowledge, advocate, and not let the conversation get derailed by those who would say, "all lives matter." Okay, fine. BUT because they all do, we should all be horrified and proactive when some of us are systemically oppressed and killed. And in particular, right now that is people of color.

I could link a bunch of statistics, articles, and info to show you why I stand on this side, but the most powerful argument, to me, has been watching my girlfriend's experience as a Latina, and my friends' experiences as people of color.

But I feel strongly that other performers have stated it much more eloquently, and I've linked a few below for you to read. I recommend u/lunarhiccups statement for finding resources on what to do next. It's not enough just to be aware. What are we doing to help?

 

Xyta_Midnyte

Heartdamage

lunarhiccups

Resource list from emmafielder

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jan 31 '20

Patreon [F4M] Girl Next Door Caught You Staring [FDom][Confident Girl][Slutty][Aggressive Seduction][Fingering][Blowjob][Ball Sucking][Against the Wall][Thigh Highs][Short Skirt][Cock Hungry][NEW MIC] [Patreon Exclusive][Preview Only] NSFW

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Ya girl got a professional mic so prepare thine ears

Did you really think I wouldn't catch you staring at me from your house into mine? It's okay, I'm not mad. As a matter of fact... I've been watching you, too.And I want you to fuck me. Right. Now.

Here is a little preview of an improv I did today, if you'd like to hear the whole thing, consider joining my Patreon! This exclusive is available to every tier.


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jul 04 '20

Audio Check out my new MF4M collab with the incredibly talented u/MoondanceWithMe!! 💙 Enjoy, lovelies... NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Dec 14 '22

Patreon [PREVIEW ONLY] [F4A] All I Want For Christmas Is Blue: Part 1 [SFW] [Wholesome] [Mini Movie] [Sweet] [Big City Lawyer Goes Home] [Heavy SFX] [Sassy Grandma] [Childhood Friends Reunited] [Small Town Charm] [Listener Has a Silly Nickname] [Mistletoe Kiss] [I Don't Have Time to Fall In Love...!] NSFW

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Here's a lil preview of an audio I put up this month on Patreon! This audio is available at my Cyan ($5) tier, along with over 80 other exclusive audios!

[F4A] All I Want For Christmas Is Blue: Part 1 [SFW] [Wholesome] [Mini Movie] [Sweet] [Big City Lawyer Goes Home] [Heavy SFX] [Sassy Grandma] [Childhood Friends Reunited] [Small Town Charm] [Listener Has a Silly Nickname] [Mistletoe Kiss] [I Don't Have Time to Fall In Love...!]

Blue is a big-shot lawyer living in NYC, increasingly jaded by the fast pace of the city. At the request of her saintly old grandmother, she decides to take two weeks off (her first vacation in years) to come back to her hometown and reflect on her life during the Christmas season. While she's there, she reconnects with you, her childhood friend, who she's always thought of as the one who got away...

Click for preview - 3min

Click for full audio - 30min


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jan 13 '21

Audio [Audiobook] Dracula by Bram Stoker, Chapter 1 NSFW

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Got a wild hair and decided to record one of my favorite books! Here's chapter 1, I'll probably record chapter 2 next week at 2:30 or 3:30 PST live on my patrons-only Discord.

Enjoy!

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Jan 26 '20

Announcement Preview of tomorrow's audio with a script by u/ravishagirl: "I'm too beautiful to die, gentlemen of the jury...and I can prove it." NSFW Spoiler

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Feb 09 '20

Announcement Preview of Tomorrow's Audio... 👑 NSFW

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Hey lovely,

I have been writing the script for a princess/ servant audio for a while, and it's extended itself to an incredible 8000 words and is still growing. Turns out this is a huge kink I didn't even know I had haha 😅

Because of the length, I'm turning this into a series!!

I'm gonna release part 1 on both Reddit and Patreon tomorrow, then I'm going to release parts 2 and beyond exclusively to patrons. 😈

Please enjoy your pampered, bratty little FDom to FSub princess Blue tomorrow. 💙

 

Little teaser for you:

I can say cock if I like! Cock, cock, cock. I’m the princess. I can do whatever I please.

Embarrass myself? (laughter) Any person who dared to laugh at me or whisper so much as a cross word would find his head and his shoulders suddenly distant strangers.

For the image of the kingdom? (laughing harder) Oh, you naive little man. No one cares how I conduct myself except for small-minded idiots who hold no sway over what goes on on a grand scale. I could paint myself in gooseberry juice and chicken feathers every morning and so long as I remain rich and beautiful and powerful no one will say a word cross. It would become the highest fashion of the kingdom before the sunset of the first day.

So despise me all you like, manservant. I actually find it rather refreshing.

You don’t despise me? Well, then...that must mean you desire me. (giggles) So you’re not all dead down there like I thought. Some of the manservants are eunuchs after all.

You are not a eunuch! (tittering laugh) So indignant! I’m sure you have a lovely cock, darling manservant. A great big one fitting for a man of your size and admitted...muscular-ness.

Or perhaps it’s a tiny little thing and that’s why you never use it. (laughing) Or seem to know that it exists.

How red you are! Are you angry at me, manservant? (wickedly) I order you to be silent. Ah-ah-ah. I’m the princess. I get whatever I want. And right now, I want you to be completely silent and still. No moving from that spot. No looking away.

(dark chuckle)

I’m going to cool off.

Let me shuck this dreadful dress since it offends you so much… (clothes shuffling) There it goes, pooling at my feet ever so slowly. NO LOOKING AWAY. Watch your princess. Watch her cool her hot, tight little body.

(chuckling) Oh, you were so close to disobeying me there. How unfortunate that would have been for you. Really improper.

Mm. My underclothes are so thin, they’re almost see-through...but it’s still too much. Still too hot. I have to take more off… This slip will have to go… (clothes shuffling) And the bloomers…

Just panties and my corset now. Do you like them? I bought them from a traveling merchant in the eastern kingdom. Such a complicated contraption of lace and ribbons, but one tug on this string...and the entire thing will come off my luscious little body and leave me bare. For ease of access, he told me. What a delicious character. I paid him handsomely for his...craftsmanship.

(laughing) Don’t look so scandalized, my manservant. I didn’t let him take my virginity. That would have been uncouth. I simply let him worship me with his tongue...as befits a vassal to his ruler. (chuckling) His worship was...exquisite. I was quite overwhelmed with monarchical affection. Overflowing with it, you might say...

Mm. It would be so easy to just pull this little string. Let the garment slowly unravel from my body as my bountiful breasts spring forth from cloth...for your eyes to see. (chuckle) I’ve been told that I have perfect breasts by my ladyservants. Round and full with sweet little nipples just aching for touch… I’ve let a few of my ladyservants even indulge this little wish. Playing with my breasts with their soft hands until I am panting, my perfect bosom heaving with desire… They have worshipped me with their mouths as well before I’ve sent them on their way, satisfied and smiling…

Is that a twitch I just saw? Don’t you dare move, my manservant. Keep looking…


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Apr 26 '22

Announcement New Patreon tier for my F4A and F4F listeners! ✨💜 Details Within 💜✨ NSFW

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I've wanted to create something like this for a really long time, but wanted to wait until I felt like I had enough F4A and F4F content to make it worth the $5 as soon as someone joined. Now, I'm excited to announce it's finally here!!

The new Lavender tier has access to all of my F4A and F4F content--even audios that would normally only be available for pricier tiers. There are currently 36 SFW and NSFW audios in this tier, and I will be adding about 1-2 per month for you to enjoy starting in May. I've tried to keep the price as accessible as possible at only $5.

Lavender patrons will also gain access to my Discord server, House of Blue, where you can meet other patrons, share the finest memes in your gallery, and get access to my spicy pics and live recordings when they occur.

To get a look at titles and tags for all audios that will be available in this tier, click HERE and go to the Patreon tab. Scroll to the bottom to find the Lavender tier list!

💜 Click HERE to join the Lavender crew! 💜

Your support helps me to create more F4A and F4F content, so thank you for all of your help!!


r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Mar 16 '23

Audio [AUDIOBOOK] Dracula by Bram Stoker, Chapter 19 NSFW

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r/TheyCallMeMissBlue • • Feb 28 '24

Announcement I FORGOT THAT YESTERDAY WAS TUESDAY, actual scheduled BG3 stream today from noon PST to 3pm PST, lol. See y'all two hours from the time of this post! 💙 NSFW

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