Dear corns soldiers, We need your help in r/thebreadarmy
We've been getting so much downvotes from the stone army
Most of our posts have (-1/0) upvotes
We want you to support us and make these numbers higher!

You never stood a chance, did you? Making your rounds in tandem with the breads. Never getting a leg up until you went legs up. Ha ha. Did you suffocate under the immense pressure of being trampled by them, as they relegated you to a mere stepping stone that catapulted their popularity? Why did you do it? Oh, I know the reason. And how sad it is. Lonely, lonely corns. Forged from the fires of longing to belong. What is "integrity" when you have friends to share words with? What a grand going-out-of-business sale you had, indeed. You sold it all in exchange for a turd dipped in plated gold. And what became of you? Where are your monuments? Do they even speak your name?

out in the cornfields, my friends, we will play

out in the cornfields, my friends, we will lay

u/Geminiisunrise_ Is gone for the week, And I need someone to handle The Corn Army for me. I do not have the time nor attention to take care of Thecornarmy. You will not own Thecornarmy, But you will be in charge. You will become a moderator, And I will check in daily. If you betray us and Abuse your powers you will be Kicked out and Ruled out by the emojis. If you'd like to become the President comment why you want to and I'll see to it.

All Active corns who are seeing this post, Spam "I love corn" In the comments! Even automod is Jumping in!

As a stone soldier, I relay this command. By order of our president, u/itisntfreerealestate, the war with the corn has been ended under neutral terms. Peace has come once again.

I will talk about my plans, goals, enemies, and allies

As a corn soldier, I always wanted to have the corn army feared, I always wanted us to be intimidating, but we had a less violent corn king. I plan to have the biggest empire to ever exist in the history of The war of the reddit, I want the corn army to DOMINATE, but it does not go easy with a few people to raid with me. I request everyone here to do his/her job of helping us raid the enemies!!

One of our wonderful allies is the bread, they sent us reinforcements during the worst times for them, we must pay back them by doing the same!

We don't have any enemy yet

Well, I guess you know where the corn army is going, it is going to be a very hostile state. You're going to raid with us, you're going to comment on this post

This is so I can see how many active members there are, Please put your name/say here in the comments.

(The presedential Code Will Be handed Out To People And It will Be different for every person, So you cannot Just copy it)

Stone rebels are fighting against the treaty and seek allies