You are my subjects by rights. I demand no tribute; I only demand that all people remain talkative.

There will be no order of succession, because I will be king forever.

There will be no taxes, because I will personally provide for all.

Steely Dan's second album will be the national anthem, and the West Orange Pavillion Mall will be the capital of my beautiful r/TalkativePeople which has been granted to me.

You will not call me "king," but you will call me "King Daddy." And I will call you my blessed children.

My ascension has granted me almighty powers, and you talkative people, blessed children, are thankful for my arrival. Maybe your lives will no longer be despicable and pathetic, but I can't make any promises. Only I am perfect, but you will remain flawed forever.

I"m building my own in python and I've been watching yours for a few days now. Pulling topic titles and usernames from certain subs and then posting answers in them as well (tagging the user sometimes) in order to draw them back to your sub and build karma. I checked your posting history and see your grabbing topics and cross posting as well in order to build additional karma too.

Mine's not that advanced yet, but I'm studying your methods to be able to get my own up and running soon.

Edit: To those who are at this sub wondering "what the hell is going on..."

It looks as if this sub is a bot made subreddit that is searching other subs for keywords. When the keyword is found it creates a new post on THIS sub, with the username and title of post in the title. Then whatever is entered into the text is added in the post. On occasion the bot pulls additional information and will tag the user as well.

IMO there is no reason to be concerned or to comment back on the posts in this thread. It seems non-threatening and just a karma boosting sub.

That is all.

Seriously, what is it?

After scrolling for a bit, I've noticed that I wasn't the only one who was summoned here with no context.

I can't find the post that mentioned me in new, and I really want to know why I've been called here...

Anyone got a clue on this?

We all were brought here to this weird thing by someone with unknown motives then deleted right away. The only answer we get from the sub is "people talking"

And to see how people are reacting to this its really interesting. Imagine if you were to get a handwritten in cursive letter saying "at this address. There are people talking, you are one of them" The Milkman being the signature with no sender address. Any message you write to the address gets returned sayimg there is no mailing address for that address. You show up and its empty, kind of. You see someone there, waiting you talk to him and ask him whats going on and he thinks youre the one orchestrating it but here he is waiting there for you...

There are like three people who constantly post here, what even is the point of this.

I searched up my username and a lot of people had my uername in their title, what's this sub used for?

I got pulled here last night by the same itchy scrotum fella that a lot of us were pulled here by, and only after I put up what would easily be considered a wordy comment. That comment was also an argumentative rebuttal to what a different user was saying.

So with that in mind my thinking is that its either some neat little reddit social experiment where the goal is simply to get people talking, IE "TalkativePeople", where a few semi randomly selected users (my guess being by comment length as the main picking method, as it was my large ass comment that brought me here, let me know if theres any truth to that on your end) are brought to a mysterious page for no real reason other than to get us talking for funsies. Which I'm in to. I like meeting new people.

Or, this is some next level passive aggressive troll shit for moody little weirdos to show their friends comments they didn't like, to make fun of you, without you being able to defend yourself. If that's the case I say let em have it. They clearly need the emotional affirmation more than any of us.

Why have i been summoned?

WHO ENDED MY SLUMBER?

Okay here me out. My theory is this, r/TalkativePeople is a social experiment designed to see how people react to being brought to a random subreddit where everybody is as confused as they are. I was brought to this subreddit maybe about 2 months ago and thought not much of it but I think my theory is as good as any. So if this is designed to see how people react now we could twist the results to whatever we want

All my brothers and sisters, we must, together, rise up against the harrassers of Reddit and seize that with which we are oppressed with!

For we only have each other to annoy, and we have nothing to lose but our accounts!

(Seriously of all my fucking wordy ass comments it was a 1 sentence question on CMV that got me tagged here)