St. John's, NL - Today around noon at the Smitty's on Caroline St, downtown St. John's, a young man, 18 year old Steven Jordan, ejaculated instantly after trying a marijuana cigarette for the first time. Steven reportedly was seen huddled behind a recycling bin, pants clearly soaked in the frontal region.

"You know, I've been against drugs my whole life. Then today on the way to Smitty's, buddy's like, 'man, we've been bros for as long as I can remember' and I was all like 'yeah okay, so what you getting at then?' Then he pulls out a fuckin knife and starts threatening to toss it into the air randomly like that game off of grownups with the arrow. And Rob Schnieder screams like a bitch hahah. Oh shit, look at that dog over there."

Steven said after he took his second or third puff, he apparently nearly shat himself. His friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, said he choked like a little bitch. "I don't care what anyone says man. If this stuff can make a grown man ejaculate and nearly shit himself like that, how the fuck can it be illegal?"

With marijuana use on the rise, less gangsters are killing eachother, more people are enjoying life, and alcohol related deaths have lowered significantly, leaving us all to wonder, who will be the next person to spark up for the first time and step into a world full of couch sitting, potato chip eating, and void contemplating? How the hell should I know

Hey fuck heads. This sub seems about as active as Pat Roaches gym membership, but I want to put this out there and see if anyone can help.

I am currently writing a show 5-10 minutes per episode and after I complete production I want to get it in the hands of someone from swearnet. I am putting a lot of time and effort into this, and I keep hearing about a user upload area on swearnet that will release soon. Though I don't want this to be some un noticed user ripoff, I want this to be a show that the release on a weekly basis, like some of the other shows they have (but aren't very involved with). Does anyone happen to have an email or contact information with someone at swearnet who views submitted material?

I am writing the 3rd episode now, I plan on filming 6-8 episodes probably starting at the end of the next month. I genuinely am putting in a large amount of effort to not only be funny, but to be original. The last thing I want people to think is that I ripped from the boys. Thanks, and I cant wait to share this with the world, however I may have to go about that.

We get it, you're an internet atheist. That's not why we listen to the podcast, please stop being so smug and acting superior to everyone else.

Hello Guys I know this sub is dead, but may someone answer me please? Are there any subtitlies on swearnet shows or not really?

So I'm pretty sure it was a real reality show episode episode when Mike, Rob and JP did voiceover to a video of elephants fucking each other while another elephant watched. That shit made me die laughing when I watched the RTR through the first time but I wasn't able to find it where I thought it might be recently; any ideas which episode it might be? Thanks fuckers!

If any of you assholes have a ticket to the live show in Minneapolis next Wednesday, hit me the fuck up. Otherwise I guess you can fuck right off.

I finally found a way to stream swearnet content from my fucking android phone/tablet to my FireTV. Until now it was only possible to stream to my chromecast stick, but I have found an app to also stream to my Amazon FireTV box. You need to install the app "Firecast" on your android device and on your FireTV search and install the app called "Firecast receiver". Then launch fuckin Firecast on android, this works just like a usual browser. Go to swearnet.com, sign in with your account and go to the video you like to see. Firecast opens a dialog box for every video it recognizes on a website which let's you decide wether you want to watch the video on the device or stream it to your FireTV. If you do so, the Fire TV will automatically start the video. Even better: you can use the FireTV remote to fast forward, pause and rewind! Downside: The free version of firecast supports only videos up to ten minutes. The premium version costs about $ 3.60, but it is worth every penny! The premium version must be purchased from within the app, but can be paid via google playstore account.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.appestry.firecast

I have just discovered that swearnet thing, have been a big TPB fan for years. But before I waste my fuckin' hard earned money, I want to clear some questions:

• How much fucking content is there on swearnet?

• How often is new content uploaded?

• And why can't I find anything about "Tripping with Leigh" which I saw in a trailer once?

Fucking fuckity fuckballs. Fucking European driving shit. I may need special shit on my UK license to drive in Europe next month. Fuck! It's all bollocks.

So I've used Microsoft Edge on my xbox's over the years to watch swearnet and it always worked great. But it seems recently that something has changed that won't allow the video to appear on the Xbox (series x) I just resubscribed, but the video box won't even appear. (no share on choices either) I cleared my cache, and hard reset my xbox, but no change. Seems something may have changed in the last few months. Any suggestions?

Just wondering when the Roc Pile mafucker gonna get his own show?