Looking at my Surface Book 2 right here which won’t charge beyond 0%, well-equipped with a malfunctioned trackpad, MagSafe copycat charger which doesn’t even work 99% of all time, I can’t help but wonder what have I done to deserve this…
It all started 3 years ago, when an idiot full of naïveté purchased a Surface Book 2. “It’s Microsoft, must be as good as the MacBooks” “whoa! Look at the design” i thought, while making the worst purchase of my life. I thought I was gonna make the most out of the 3000 dollars spent on a freaking pc. When the Surface Book 2 was shipped, I was all over it, I couldn’t leave my pc alone.
However, weird things started to happen. “Perhaps it was my fault as a company as big as Microsoft wouldn’t do any fault” I gaslighted myself as my GPU started disconnecting by itself. I, as a responsible consumer, contacted Microsoft support. Apart from the Microsoft technician trying to do things I’ve done (duhh, I’m gen z), everything went well and I finally am approved for a free replacement device.
I spent a week waiting for my new device was in anxiety, since I was a student, living alone, and this wasn’t a cheap purchase at all. When the replacement product is shipped, my life was full of hope until I saw my new surface book 2 DENTED! You shipped me an old device which probably was someone else’s malfunctioned one?! That low microfuckingsoft?! And guess what, things didn’t go better. I got my device replaced for a total of 4 TIMES!! with multiple issues.
Enough is enough and I decided to keep my fifth device for good this time. You think my device was good? No no no, I was just tired of spending all these time back and forth with Microsoft and decided to give my rights up as a consumer. The issues were irritating but minimal, the MagSafe copycat started to break down and only charge when it was in good mood idk, and eventually my trackpad stopped working. Who need trackpads when you have a mouse right.
Sometime this year, my SB 2 started to not charge beyond 0% new achievement unlocked I guess. I couldn’t use my SB2 anymore as it was unacceptably laggy when on desktop without any apps launching. The laptop would just go off when the already funny charger disconnect by itself.
And all of that leads to today, why I’m writing this article. I scheduled a repair with Microsoft and guess what, 600 DOLLARS to repair my device! THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW IS ABOMINABLE! I finally decide to write to warn others and expose how shitty Microsoft actually is (as if windows isn’t shitty enough). I genuinely hope Microsoft will go out of business one day, when windows will be replaced by the far more superior, stable macOS. Microsoft is nothing but a scam, a whole 3000 dollars down the drain, with a piece of trash I don’t know what to do with it.
Edit 1: I got my SB2 fixed because what else can I do huh, I just hope Microsoft use all money they scammed to make better products instead of introducing gimmicky features which doesn’t even work.
Edit 2: Guess what, after I got by SB2 fixed, the screen keeps disconnecting by itself 🥹🥹. It’s completely unusable as the tablet mode keeps popping up every 3 seconds. I love you Microsoft and Surface 🫶🏻🫶🏻, I guess God have the best plan, you guys have made an atheist to believe in god all over again and that’s a significant accomplishment! Congrats 🤗