1 - it is perfectly legal to be a prostitute but it’s ILLEGAL to use their services. (Don’t ask why I put this as the first one lol)

2 - it’s perfectly legal to consume alcohol in your own home from the age of FIVE.

3 - it’s actually illegal to be drunk in a pub and has been since 1839!

4 - it’s illegal to walk a cow down the street in daylight… gotta stick to those covert night time walks

5 - it’s illegal to hang around at the end of a funeral because you’re preventing the grave diggers from doing their job. This one is actually still current cause someone was fined £160 back in 2015 for doing this.

6 - a law came into effect in 2004 that makes it illegal to import potatoes to the UK from Poland due to ring rot incidents.

7 - according to the 1824 vagrancy act that was never overturned, it’s actually illegal to be homeless

8 - it’s illegal to DRIVE on a pavement in London but not illegal to PARK on one… guess we all just need to initiate our hoverboard car sequences.

9 - it’s illegal for an MP to wear a suit of armour in parliament buildings. Damn… I think BoJo would look awesome in a suit of armour.

10 - finally… Because British stamps depict an image of the Queen's face, it is considered illegal to stick a stamp on an envelope upside down.

Basically, if your home is being invaded, you cannot attack or drive away the invader, you HAVE to flee. No matter what. Person comes barging in, shouting about destroying everything? Can't touch them, gotta run away!

(not really a big one, but...) Here in Missouri, United States, it is somehow LEGAL to text and drive if you're over 21.

Becuase it could disorient other drivers and can. cause sezers