Note that these are my sincere opinions. We are welcome to agree, disagree, in between, all we want. I know some of what I say might be unpopular on this thread, and frankly, I don't care. This is not meant to be a karma farming post. This is just be giving my thoughts on a show that means a lot to me after I finally had a chance to watch it after putting it in my collection for the first time in years, and the first time after I can officially see the full picture for what it is.
Anyways, that being said, let's go.
I'll be honest, the first couple episodes of season 1 take some time to really get into for me. It's not bad, don't get me wrong, but it is a bunch of set up. The end of episode 3, and the start of 4 where we think Will is dead and the rest of the town does too, is what makes the series get interesting for me. And when it does, it does. The back half of season 1 is fantastic and well worth the build up. Every character is fully fleshed out and has a distinct character arc of their own, even the character we thought at the time was going to be a side / filler character, Steve. Every scene that a character had was a part of a genuine story for them. And the last 3 episodes of season 1 might by my favorite 3 episode stretch of the entire series. Overall great season of television that takes some getting into but once you do its so, so, worth it.
Season 2, and here is where my first of two potentially hot takes come in, is not only the best season of the show, but one of the greatest seasons in television history ever made. Even Lost Sister, honestly is not that bad on a rewatch. It basically gives me similar vibes to Luke training on Dagobah in Empire. Something that's rough to watch but is needed for the lore. Maybe Kali being in season 5 does retroactively help it for me, but still, even before I didnt think it was like the worst thing ever. The timing, however, does suck, full agree. Either it should have swapped places with The Spy, or we slowly add the scenes of the episode to other episodes which yes would make them longer, but it would help the pacing. But beyond that, there's so much good. Steve's character arc is perfection and gives one of the best 2 season stories in television. Max is a great character who has a full story of her own. Jonathan and Nancy's plot to expose the lab is great. Mike helping Will out when Will is in trouble is strong and helps give extra context to Will's crush on Mike. I could go on for hours about why this season is a masterpiece of media, but I don't want to bore everybody here. The Gate is a perfect stopping point of a series and if you stop a rewatch or series watch here you're fine. In fact you're more than fine, you're perfect there. The Gate is flat out one of the best episodes of television ever made in my opinion, forget best Stranger Things episode. I genuinely have this as probably one of my top 10, maybe even top 5, favorite seasons of television ever made.
Which imagine my heartbreak going from that to what is by far the worst season in the history of this show. I don't care what anybody says about season 5, this is by far the worst one. And it's not even vaguely close. BUT a bad Stranger Things season is still a good season of television as far as all seasons go. Steve, Mike, and Hopper were my 3 favorites going into this season. And only Steve leaves with his legacy even vaguely intact after this season ends. The first 3 episodes are by far the worst 3 episodes in the entire shows run time. They are the only 3 episodes in the show I flat out call bad. The season does pick up immensely starting episode 4, and the ending of the season is a good redemption set of episodes, but by that point the damage is done. Robin, while I like her, just does not do it for me until the coming out scene. Nancy's plot, while fantastic on paper, just was not done well in execution for me. Jonathan becomes just a side kick to her. So many characters regress this season and it kills me. This season was made during the peak of MCU hype, and you can tell even if you didnt watch it live with the way the comedy is done. That being said, for some positives, Larry Kline is a great villain. The coming out scene was good. Battle of Starcourt is a well done finale, and despite my comments about Hoper earlier, he does turn it around in the end of the season and I am forgiving of his arc after season 4 and 5 and I can stomach it at least now. Scoops Troops was entertaining. Again this season is not without merit, but holy moly, after 2 masterpieces of television, going down to this, and having THIS be the ending point for 3 years, was brutal and for a while killed my interest in the show. And the crazy thing is, I actually like it more, way more, than I did before. And Im still being this harsh on it. Okay as far as like all television seasons ever go, but by far the weakest of these five.
Season 4 helps this show so much. Hopper's arc redeems him from season 3. The stuff with the Nina Project is genuinely interesting lore and the back story of Vecna was good. The Hawkins material was top notch with great scenes like Steve doing the dive, Dear Billy, Robin and Nancy going to see Victor. Max's character struggles are wonderful. The season is darker, and more fascinating than the other 4 seasons in a lot of ways. The visuals are by far the best in this season. There are two things that kind of ruin this season from being higher on my rankings though. The California storyline is by far the least engaging of the 3 story and just doesn't really grip me. And Eddie Munson's death was just abysmal to a character that was actually really, really good at first, and really interesting. He was on path to becoming one of the best characters of the show, and then that stupid and wasted death happened and ruined it. And Max, I love Max, but that revival at the end was done so poorly. Either let her stay dead, or don't do the killing and then reviving and just have her be saved at the last second because as was, the earth opening stuff barely mattered anyways. I love so much of this season, but sadly the last 40 minutes just does kind of ruin it. But that doesn't change that I love 90-95% of it.
Season 5 is definitely the second worst one. HOWEVER, I do appreciate it far, far more than I did when it first came out. Maybe thats the effect of knowing what happens, so I can just watch it for what it was rather than what I want it to be. Steve and Dustin's character moments are very well done. Max and Lucas realizing that their love was all they needed was really touching. The epilogue is great, especially Mike and Hopper talking, and really all of it. Jonathan and Steve finally admitting they are friends, and Jonathan and Nancy breaking it off so they can move forward is good. The reveal of the Abyss is interesting if feeling incomplete and missing some stuff. There are three main issues I have: The coming out scene just isn't good. The dialogue itself is fine, but it just needed to be with Joyce, Hoper, Jonathan, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Max, and Eleven. And the timing was also awful. I could forgive the audience thing if it was earlier in the season, like at the start of Shock Jock, or maybe during volume 1 where Will starts to piece it together faster. Having it RIGHT before the final battle was the problem. Second is the fact that while Im fine with having virtually no deaths, the way they went at it removes even the illusion of stakes / consequences. Like if say Max was forever wheelchair bound after returning, or if say after Steve's fake out there was like 5 to 10 minutes in between that and him being saved, that would have been better. And if say during the battle with Vecna, one of them pummeled a couple of the gang like say Lucas or Mike, and then they come back but with like broken arms and shit, then that would have helped. Or if say one of, if not both the Wheelers actually died, then something. Having characters live is fine. Having characters live in ways that remove even the illusion of stakes is not. And the third one, is by far the biggest one, the season just feels inherently incomplete and like it's missing half the story. This season you can feel is under cooked, and just doesn't really feel like a full story. It truly feels like the Duffer Brothers just decided to get a half written script in the door so they can just film the story and get it over with. I truly believe this season even with most if not not all its plots can work, if it had more time to breath. Like say if the episodes were longer, or had an extra episode, just something. This isn't a bad season, but it is so rushed, and so unfinished, and this shows deserves so much better than that. We all deserve so much better than that. In hindsight, this season needed an extra year to actually refine and finish. But that all being said, I can't hate it. I find myself having some weird love for this season, even though I know it's not a finished story, but I am so let down that it could have been more.
So there's my thoughts on all five seasons. Rankings are 3, 5, 4/1 depending on my mood, and 2. If I had to grade each season, I would say 1 and 4 are about an 8.5-9/10, season 2 is a 9.5-10/10, season 5 is like a 7/10, and 3 is a 6/10.
My favorite protagonist each season
1 - Mike
2 - Steve
3 - Dustin
4 - Max
5 - Hopper
My least favorite protagonist each season
1 - Probably Lucas?
2 - Billy
3 - Mike
4 - Will
5 - Vicky