r/SipsTea • • Jul 23 '25

Lmao gottem Seconds before disaster

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 23 '25

He says they are going to point the camera at the audience... we're standing up among a crowd of people who are sitting down. Yeah, let's continue standing and embracing.

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u/Xanthon Jul 23 '25

They weren't listening. Love birds were in their own fucking world until they saw their faces on screen.

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u/discerningpervert Jul 23 '25

Wonder if they're still together

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

They’re not the kind of birds that mate for life.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jul 23 '25

I do too and I actually wish everyone well in this situation. Their children and their spouses, most of all ofc, but also the cheaters. Worldwide humiliation is too harsh. I hope they can still provide for their kids and everyone can get a little happier.

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u/you-are-not-yourself Jul 23 '25

Eh, the children of the cheaters need a lot more support than the cheaters do. They did nothing to deserve this.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin Jul 23 '25

...and then, in an instant, that little world went up in a fiery blaze of viral glory.

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u/_coolranch Jul 23 '25

The cameraman.

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u/WhatIsLoveMeDo Jul 23 '25

They literally could have just, done nothing. I've never seen footage of a Coldplay concert, and I didn't know who these people were. This wasn't television on live TV. None of this would have blown up if they just acted like normal people.

I'm not defending them - they get what they deserve. But the most hilarious part for me was it was so easily avoidable.

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u/redJackal222 Jul 23 '25

People tend not to think very clearly when they're panicked or frightened. You just go off instinct and first instinct in these situations is either freeze or hide

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 23 '25

Yeah, they could have acted shy (laughing and hiding their faces, maybe making a "no" guesture with their hands), anything other than what he did, and they probably wouldn't have been viral like that. We see shy couples all the time on kiss cams, for example.

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u/mackrevinak Jul 23 '25

yea the guy crawling under the seat looks waay worse than the way she just turned her back

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jul 23 '25

‘We see shy people on kiss cams all the time’

Kind of disproving your own theory here

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u/kyrant Jul 23 '25

To them, they assumed it meant the plebs in the non vip section they seem to be in.

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u/InevitableArm3462 Jul 23 '25

Common sense right? Unbelievable how they went up the executive ladder

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u/osckr Jul 23 '25

Thats like standing up in a field during a lightning storm

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u/three-sense Jul 23 '25

That actually would’ve been better. No freakout if they’re in the cam.

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u/Most_Chemist8233 Jul 23 '25

They were there with another colleague too, imagine how uncomfortable that would be if your bosses were doing this in front of you and you know one of them is married. This is more than likely a work event for them, and tickets paid by the company. Keep your hands to yourself. Youd think they were 16. Literally everyone around them is sitting. 

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u/neohellpoet Jul 23 '25

And then let's react in the most conspicuous way possible.

The odds of anyone seeing the clip otherwise is practically zero and even if someone does see, the situation isn't conspicuous enough that a decent amount of gaslighting couldn't get them out of it.

Wasn't me or it's not what it looks like. The former is a harder sell, but cleaner and you just need some fake receipts showing you were somewhere else.

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u/thebyrned Jul 23 '25

They're probably blocking the view for a couple of people behind them too but fuck them right

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

first row at the top of the ledge (super special ceo seats 🙄) and they never even considered getting put on the jumbotron? fucking morons

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u/elarobot Jul 24 '25

Right? I keep going back to this couple’s hubristic, brazen flaunting of affection when the band has made it clear they’re putting people ostensibly on blast.

“Surely it won’t affect us, we’re rich and enjoying free corporate tickets while our pathetic spouses are stuck at home, suckers.”

If either one of them just got the tiniest bit paranoid, and pretended to tie their shoelace or said they had to hit the rest room or stepped 5 paces back to take a fake phone call until the ‘camera on the fans’ bit was over…their lives would probably still be unchanged and they wouldn’t be pop culture infamous.

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u/XR-7 Jul 24 '25

Cheating in public is crazy work

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u/hadoopken Jul 23 '25

“I used to rule the world”

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u/Estupida_Ciosa Jul 23 '25

"Seas would rise when I gave the word"

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u/Broda09 Jul 23 '25

"Now in the morning, I sleep alone"

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u/WardenzTrident Jul 23 '25

"Sweep the streets I used to own"

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u/LotsoBoss Jul 23 '25

"I used to roll the dice"

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u/discerningpervert Jul 23 '25

Are these real fucking lyrics?

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u/Assassinr3d Jul 23 '25

“Chunks would load when I gave the word”

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u/azorgi01 Jul 23 '25

Is that real? It looks like the railing vanishes to a glass type only for where they are standing.

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u/the__storm Jul 23 '25

The railing does actually go away (and is just glass panels) irl - they're standing at the top of one of the little stairwells that bumps out, above the Visa and Paycom ads in this image: https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/bostonglobe/LOEYKOXB7ZNNGRQP5TKIEZHLOE.jpg

(Doesn't mean the image isn't shopped, but the weird railing is real.)

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u/azorgi01 Jul 23 '25

Makes sense. I would still think you would see some of the glass panel edges no? Either way the dude was bagged and it’s hysterical. True definition of FAFO

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u/meganovaa Jul 23 '25

Why is no one else mentioning this lol

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u/bigindodo Jul 24 '25

Becuase it’s irrelevant and not proof of photoshop. You can look up the stadium and the railing turns into a glass screen in many sections. You can see glass partition in the original video, he literally grabs onto it.

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u/CassianCasius Jul 23 '25

People don't pay attention. Like at all.

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u/Elyseux Jul 23 '25

Because people remember that in the original video from last week, that part of the railing was indeed glass.

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u/HotLips4077 Jul 23 '25 • Bless Up

The pic is photoshopped

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u/NecessaryCapital4451 Jul 23 '25

Dammit! I've been had.

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u/CassianCasius Jul 23 '25

Dude the entire railing is missing in front of them. It wasnt even effort in the photo shopping.

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u/kylo-ren Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

It's a glass. You can see the glass in the original video.

In this picture you can see the railing design better

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwNeqMzWEAAVopA?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

There's also a very short video in an angle similar to this picture, but the ones I found are in shitty videos

I think they are in a loge box with glass railing and there are stais on both sides. Then there are other seats on the sides behind them with a metal railing.

I don't think OP's picture is photoshop. It's just very compressed.

Edit: found an even bigger picture

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u/HomeGrownCoffee Jul 23 '25

I thought the disaster was a railing failure.

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u/f7f7z Jul 23 '25

Was adding Epstein too much?

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u/zvrnz Jul 23 '25

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this comment

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u/SuitSeveral212 Jul 23 '25

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see an I can’t believe I had to scroll so far comment.

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u/Fen_LostCove Jul 23 '25

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see an I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see an I can’t believe I had to scroll so far comment.

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u/ark_keeper Jul 23 '25

Maybe should've kept scrolling instead of commenting. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwNeqMzWEAAVopA?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

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u/Radioactivocalypse Jul 23 '25

I was going to say it doesn't look quite right the background compared to what the kisscam showed. And this photo would have made the rounds significantly earlier had it been real

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u/scalyblue Jul 23 '25

Well yeah I don’t think they carried around a giant red circle wherever they went

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u/the__storm Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

It might be, but there are multiple similar angles at slightly different times out there:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/m6HyEtHQ7A4/oardefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEYCJUDENAFSFqQAgHyq4qpAwcIARUAAIhC&rs=AOn4CLBrEan6b3-sKgKTfy0W1Vp3uGCRfQ

(warning: random video) https://www.tiktok.com/@andrea77119/video/7528878462682139935

The weird railing is weird irl as well (they're standing at the top of the stairs where it's just glass without the railing, above the Paycom or Visa ads in this image): https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/bostonglobe/LOEYKOXB7ZNNGRQP5TKIEZHLOE.jpg You can even see in the original kisscam video the water bottles in the bottom right are sitting on the railing where it ends at the top of the stairs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

It's worse than you think, it's been HEAVILY constructed using AI, then blurred over, made low resolution, and JPEG compressed to hell to make it less obvious.

Zoom in on the crowds of people. Try and look past the compression. Things are not right...

I found at least 3 two-headed people and many people without faces at all.

Edit: it's worse than I thought. They even put it in a big red circle for us. What in the ever loving fuck is going on with that railing? Why does it bend around them? Are they behind or in front of it? Pretty shameful this made it to the front page. Thanks Reddit.

Edit 2: before you go down the terrible rabbit hole that is below, here is the general consensus. The image is heavily constructed using AI, but not in the way we expected. The post processing for compression and upscaling is AI based, so that's why the crowd looks so bad. The railing looks weird because it looks that way in real life. There's standing atop stairs and leaning against glass in this one weird spot.

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u/Foob2023 Jul 23 '25

It's screenshot'ed from a video... https://www.tiktok.com/@tina959518/video/7528617311025057054

The fact you are so confidently wrong and got these upvotes, proves how much humans suck at recognizing AI images.

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u/Elyseux Jul 23 '25

Yeah as someone who hates AI content (and even suffered a job loss this year more than likely due to AI), this is the second time I've seen some people so convinced something is AI when it's not.

Both times they've pointed out details they evidently noticed, both times it's just people not realizing how heavily compressed videos are by the time they reach your screen. Both times people pointed out something odd (the "lack of railings" here, a woman walking through a potted area in my other experience), both times just a little digging explains the "oddity" (there was a walkway through the potted area hidden from sight. And in this case the railings at their area was glass... which you could see in the ORIGINAL video from the week prior...)

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u/tear_atheri Jul 23 '25

Not even remotely true. No AI or photoshop whatsoever. Yall really need critical analysis skills:

https://www.tiktok.com/@tina959518/video/7528617311025057054

Another link for the "magic railing" https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/bostonglobe/LOEYKOXB7ZNNGRQP5TKIEZHLOE.jpg

Jesus yall, get it together

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u/agreeingstorm9 Jul 23 '25

How do you know the two headed faceless people weren't really there though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Im glad reddit doesnt have an AI yet lol. I was about to type "@grok is this true" hahahah

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u/hotriccardo Jul 23 '25

Oof, imagine acoustic Coldplay being the soundtrack to your lowest low.

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u/dwoj206 Jul 23 '25

Or maybe just don’t cheat on your wife. Next tea please

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u/dateraviator0824 Jul 23 '25

Don’t cheat on your spouse*. Let’s not forget she cheated also. 

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u/dwoj206 Jul 23 '25

Ya for sure. Somehow he’s sucking up all the attention so that’s where my mind went to. Damn right though.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Jul 23 '25

I’m hearing mixed things. I thought she was divorced. Either way, when you have the head of HR diving into this level of morality there’s likely a fair amount of people turning a blind eye.

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u/CursedTurtleKeynote Jul 23 '25

Don't judge so much. Some people have agreements.

Going to a coldplay concert remains the more insidious crime.

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u/lahankof Jul 23 '25

His wife is hot af too but cheats on her with Skeletor from HR

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u/Drop_myCroissant Jul 23 '25

You mean don't get caught

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u/driftking428 Jul 23 '25

I can't imagine the shame and embarrassment I'd feel if I got caught at a Coldplay concert.

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u/AndreasDasos Jul 23 '25

This joke has been made about 20 times each under all 70,000 posts about it

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u/bobbarkersbigmic Jul 23 '25

Yeah you don’t have this reaction because you get caught cheating. They’re embarrassed to be seen enjoying Coldplay. We’ve all been there.

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u/tanuis Jul 24 '25

Release the Epstein files.

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u/Demetrio4000 Jul 23 '25

I am really lost, cpuld someone explain the context here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

The circled couple are the CEO and his affair partner from HR. They ended up on the kiss can during a song. There is a video of them reacting in a panic when they realize they are on screen.

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u/Obligatorium1 Jul 23 '25

The CEO of what?

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u/baronas15 Jul 23 '25

Company called "Dee Snuts"

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u/Ok-Zone1710 Jul 23 '25

How’s this seconds before disaster? They’re already at the Coldplay concert.

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u/MartyFreeze Jul 23 '25

Is it really a disaster or is it more like karmic justice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Sit down, you're in the upper deck and it's Coldplay. Nobody is more happy they got caught than the person sitting behind them

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u/Big-Play1364 Jul 23 '25

I feel like this guy knew what was about to happen, just look at that face

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u/Harbor_Barber Jul 23 '25

dud looked angry and happy at the same time

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u/Baronvondorf21 Jul 23 '25

Did you draw that? holy shit, that's good.

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u/Harbor_Barber Jul 23 '25

Yea i did lol, thanks

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u/DrowningInFeces Jul 23 '25

This looks like a background sprite straight out of a Street Fighter 2 stage.

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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 Jul 23 '25

All 3 pixels of it...

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u/br0ck Jul 23 '25

It's an AI generated image.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

NEW ANGLE?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Wait, he's a CEO and those are the best tickets he can get?

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u/bigweight93 Jul 23 '25

Funniest shit is...if they didn't react like that PROBABLY nothing would have come out of it.

Yeah a few thousand/hundred thousand people would have seen them and then what? You tell me someone would recognize this random CEO from a random company and know that she isn't his wife?

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u/Vanko_Babanko Jul 23 '25

can he sue every single person that posted his images?!.. that would be fun..

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u/discerningpervert Jul 23 '25

Not for me

checks bank balance

Sure bring it on

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u/yourpaleblueeyes Jul 23 '25

Any idiot can sue any other idiot. doesn't mean you'll be successful and court costs aren't free

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum Jul 23 '25

Can we move on?

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u/kdawg_htown Jul 23 '25

Not yet... just a couple more weeks or until something else happens that catches all of your attention.

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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 Jul 23 '25

while people are still talking about the epstein files?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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u/Necessary-Treacle242 Jul 23 '25

They’ve had enough, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime at this point . I don’t care if they are cheaters , 99% of cheaters just get dumped and maybe yelled at by the victims friends a bit , people love putting others down to feel good about themselves 

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Not until my partner and I act as them to a Halloween party

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u/Tea_Total Jul 23 '25

Not until we've seen them on Celebrity Wife Swap or they release their own Bitcoin.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 Jul 23 '25

I want to know the story of the girl to the left of them. The look on her face was epic. I'll bet she has some tea.

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u/the_interlink Jul 23 '25

She's a coworker.

And am accomplice.

And a POS.

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u/Sinedeo77 Jul 23 '25

And just like that, he’s not a billionaire anymore 😄

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u/slumkid61 Jul 23 '25

shouldn't they have had better seats?

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u/Aqua0111 Jul 23 '25

Love all the memes that are coming out of this 😂

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u/Late-Button-6559 Jul 24 '25

At least they were standing up, right at the front.

An obvious place to be discreet…

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u/Superrisky12 Jul 24 '25

Someone was probably yelling behind them to sit the hell down and they probably ignored it lol.

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u/dawkinsd37 Jul 24 '25

Should’ve just sat tf down

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u/Aggressive-Topic-663 Jul 23 '25

of course they are "those people" who stand up during the whole show even though everyone is sitting around them....."hey dipshit and skeletor can you sit the fuck down so I can see the performance?!"

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u/Chub-Rub-Club Jul 23 '25

Wait, aren’t you supposed to stand at concerts?

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u/Zoloir Jul 23 '25

it is weird but also it's probably their own company box seats, so it's not like most of the people around them don't know who they are

ofc since its the ceo and cpo the power dynamic is fucked AND people probably know they're cheating and being weird with PDA, so they're probably sitting to avoid in the first place

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u/ItsDumi Jul 23 '25

Where I'm from everyone stands to dance cause it's a concert, not a lecture lmao

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u/Such_Fuel5593 Jul 23 '25

Yeah what a crazy oldhead comment 💀

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u/LikenSlayer Jul 23 '25

It's ColdPlay, not AC/DC 🤘🏽

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u/Necessary-Treacle242 Jul 23 '25

People who sit down at concerts or tell others to sit down are the fucking worst , stay home and play it on your Spotify if you don’t want to engage , I guarantee you the artist likes the people standing more than the lames sitting down 

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u/Oneb3low Jul 23 '25

Most of the people in the venue are standing...

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u/Horror-Flounder-7364 Jul 23 '25

oh no…. standing + enjoying yourself at a concert you paid for… the horror

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u/MuchachoSal Jul 23 '25

I think "Dipshit and Skeletor" should be the name of my new band....

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u/Conflatulations12 Jul 23 '25

don't worry about Epstein, just look at this dude grabbing non-wife boobie

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 Jul 23 '25

The dude cheated and got caught WHO GAF... Happens everyday now can we please move on 👉

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u/DreadyKruger Jul 23 '25

Goddamn people are milking this still? Let’s face forward to the victims of the cheating and possibly their kids coming out saying all this caused more damage and the same people who laughed and made memes act like they weren’t involved.

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u/DrumsKing Jul 23 '25

And that's a handicap "seat" they're standing in.

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u/standarsh1965 Jul 23 '25

Coldplay must be loving being relevant for the first time since the knocked up movie where they said liking Coldplay was gay

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I would be mortified to be caught at a Coldplay concert.

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u/WallyOShay Jul 23 '25

Willing to bet that fourth person next to the other girl is another person from that company who is also in an inappropriate relationship with the other girl.

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u/_GI_Joe_ Jul 23 '25

Someone needs to call the HR Director. Oh wait she is the HR Director…

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 Jul 23 '25

CEO hit that lady with one of these when the camera got to them.

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u/Time-Decision Jul 23 '25

Man if they had just a slight amount of foresight and acted cool no one likely would have found out, definitely wouldn't have taken off like it did Holy shit

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u/Sam_Yankee Jul 23 '25

Whoopsie! The moment before the moment.

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u/CassianCasius Jul 23 '25

top #1 couples halloween costume this year right?

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u/kristenevol Jul 23 '25

r/SecondsBeforeDisaster we need an episode on this, please.

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u/littleMAS Jul 23 '25

Perhaps they wanted to get caught.

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u/UrsusRenata Jul 23 '25

That right there is called “stupidity”.

They deserve everything they’re getting. And thank you, OP, for not letting this news die out among the squirrels just yet.

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u/TheBookOfTormund Jul 23 '25

Seconds before justice

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u/Shot-Recording-760 Jul 23 '25

Too much attention is given to this news while there are more important stories out there.

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u/Altruistic_Mobile_60 Jul 23 '25

As a CEO of a major pubic company and this is the best seat he can buy.

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u/Unlikely-Entrance-19 Jul 23 '25

They are not exactly trying to hide lol

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u/CSharpSauce Jul 23 '25

If they just played it cool, nobody would've noticed or cared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Hey, you screw around, you loose . I would like to know what his wife has stated.. poor woman.

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u/Pure-Explanation-147 Jul 23 '25

They can afford it. Both millionaires.

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u/mad_grapes Jul 23 '25

The real horror here is attending a Coldplay concert

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u/Administrative_Meat8 Jul 23 '25

I don’t understand why people are so upset about the CEO and his work wife given who is sitting in the White House right now. As a nation, it seems like there’s a double standard and people can’t register the hypocrisy. Maybe it’s that sometimes the magnitude is too great for the human mind to comprehend.

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u/justagirlexploring Jul 23 '25

Dude was front and center in public but expected privacy! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/ArthurMorgon Jul 23 '25

We don't want to be seen in public,let's go to a concert and be all touchy feely.

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u/Smilewinks Jul 23 '25

thought the post was about them falling over the railing...surprisingly think that would have been less damaging overall

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u/SuspiciousLove7219 Jul 23 '25

That’ll teach you to stand and block the view of the people behind you

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u/Badabbacus Jul 23 '25

It's not disaster, they earned that. 

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u/BisquickNinja Jul 23 '25

you also realize that those were probably box seats that were company supplied...

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u/Trick421 Jul 23 '25

Oooh, look at us, we're privileged rich people running a software company, enjoying Coldplay from our Skybox.

No! Don't Look At Us! Not Like That! Hide! HIDE!

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u/Opinions-arent-facts Jul 23 '25

Why the fuck are they standing up in front of everyone who's seated!?!

I honestly thought people were possibly being overly harsh, maybe they're both stuck in unhappy marriages or something, you never know the full situation...

But to stand there and block everyone's view without a care in the world? They can both get fucked, selfish inconsiderate cunts

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u/FRANKRIZZO1169 Jul 23 '25

So how many people had their view blocked by these entitled douchers?

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u/CynicalXennial Jul 23 '25

lmao ofc they're being assholes blocking the view behind everyone else

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u/JamesMarM Jul 23 '25

He could claim she was making terroristic threats and was trying to throw her over the rail

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u/RealisticBus4443 Jul 23 '25

They ruined their marriages for those shitty seats?

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u/Enlight1Oment Jul 23 '25

10 years from now this same post will come up in Peter explains the joke

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u/stpetepatsfan Jul 23 '25

Better title: Seconds before a new MEME is born.....and divorce lawyers called.

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u/Advanced-Mood-6003 Jul 23 '25

Dont take side chicks to concerts

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u/SubPanos Jul 23 '25

It was really a cold play 😅

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u/ByrntOrange Jul 23 '25

In 4k 120fps

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u/lykewtf Jul 23 '25

Life is harsh you can’t undo things, you have to live with the results of your actions. No one else was standing hugging their date in the whole section had they just sat down and watched the concert we would have never gotten the meme that will live on forever

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u/denbroc Jul 23 '25

You are taking your side piece to a concert and you are the CEO of a lower mid-level tech company and you get shitty seats up and behind the band? You should get caught.

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u/Hurrying-Man Jul 24 '25

Looks like a photoshopped picture, and a bad one at that. Where's the railing in front of the cheating couple and their friend?

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u/Kotsugawa1 Jul 24 '25

God damn zoom in this was badly made.

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u/ChaseTheMystic Jul 24 '25

I miss Mad Magazine.

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u/teachatbeach Jul 23 '25

It’s crazy that it was sold out concert, they literally stand out.

Whenever you see those kiss cams at basketball or hockey games, it’s like a random person sitting in the middle of the stands

But, for the cameraman to be showing pics of people enjoying the show, they seem like an obvious choice. Two out of thousands that are actually embracing and swaying

Most people seem to be just sitting.

I have to say that the injury this potentially caused to two spouses, children is horrendous. Trust is gone, impossible to recover completely. Not only for this relationship, but, people in general.

It’s very selfish spontaneously and surprisingly force, a spouse and children to have to change their lives

It would’ve been so much cooler to just admit in advance that you want the marriage to end. Seriously, how can anyone recover from this? How embarrassing for his work girlfriend to read that he is going to be stepping down to spend time with his wife and children. How humiliating for her to watch him apologizing to them

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u/fertilizedcaviar Jul 23 '25

It's an edited image. They stand out because they e been edited in. Look at the rail.

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u/garnett8 Jul 23 '25

Yeah, was gonna say, what’s with the rail disappearing and reappearing

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u/MuggyFuzzball Jul 23 '25

They were blocking other people's views and standing out from the crowd in view of everyone. What did they expect?

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Jul 23 '25

Both of them are scum

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u/Rocky75617794 Jul 23 '25

Standing up in the front blocking everyone in back seats… Karma

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u/RevoltByAllMeans Jul 23 '25

Stfu about this. Losers. 

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u/Felicz Jul 23 '25

Its clearly an AI edited image

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u/mrcroc007 Jul 23 '25

Coldplay are shit

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u/AverageDrafter Jul 23 '25

"Are you guys sure you want to be standing up right now?" - Friendy McCringenstein

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u/Crazy_Sea_5496 Jul 23 '25

Not exactly hiding

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I see. Even ceos can be beyond stupid, just like the rest of us...

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Jul 23 '25

Who cares? Nothing new, just an attempt to make you lose focus on the real problems.

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 Jul 23 '25

These two really do suck - almost nobody around them is standing in their section, and they’re in the front row, so they’re blocking everybody behind them 

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u/ucr0106 Jul 23 '25

The amount of research on this is insane 😮

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u/Busy-Ruin1592 Jul 23 '25

And he has the audacity to sue Coldplay when he was so obvious about his affair you can spot it in random photos 

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u/LafayetteLa01 Jul 23 '25

If they would have just smiled and waved at the camera, nobody would know the difference.

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u/BusinessBar8077 Jul 23 '25

Computer. Enhance.

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u/AJ7123456 Jul 23 '25

This looks like those easter eggs in movies/comics or mangas that authors leave here and there

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u/RutzButtercup Jul 23 '25

Man, what is with the fucking obsession with this?

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u/gRizzletheMagi Jul 23 '25

And he has the audacity to say "what was supposed to be a private moment" smh

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u/AndreasDasos Jul 23 '25

That was from the fake apology letter. And fake not just as an apology but in the sense it wasn't from him

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

They would be those ass clowns standing in the front, blocking the view for everyone behind them

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u/LukeZNotFound Jul 23 '25

I smell Photoshop...

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u/BauerHouse Jul 23 '25

those seats are a little worse than I thought they would be.

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u/candebsna Jul 23 '25

No one else is really standing around them. They were begging to be caught. lol

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u/BlargerJarger Jul 23 '25

The thing is, if they hadn’t had that huge reaction, it would have passed and no one would have thought to investigate who they were.

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u/zedk47 Jul 23 '25

Just don't hide and no one would have noticed

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u/cantider Jul 23 '25

This is staged

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u/lestrxb Jul 23 '25

Chris Martin be like "im about to ruin this man's whole career/life" 😂

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u/ezshucks Jul 23 '25

why do people care about this sort of thing?

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u/vega455 Jul 23 '25

“Hide in plain sight” they said. “Ok but don’t go out of your way standing in front of a seated crowd ffs”

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u/More_Resolution3968 Jul 23 '25

On stage: "See 'em up there? Im gonna call em out. Watch this...."

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u/MoonMoon_2015 Jul 23 '25

Had they not even reacted to the camera, I doubt anyone would’ve known. They certainly wouldn’t have gone viral.