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u/The_Powers Apr 20 '25
That log had a child.
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u/IAmThePersonWhoAsked Apr 21 '25
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'...
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u/Mountain_Two_4934 Apr 20 '25
I’ve been that guy.
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I am that guy.
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u/greenyellowbird Apr 20 '25 •
I am that girl....I love myself a tiny man that can hitch a ride like yoda.
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u/stebbi01 Apr 22 '25
Dude, just practice reading! Nightly practice will help you get up to grade level
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u/weraru_1 Apr 22 '25
Which one? 6'2" alcoholic or 5'5" guy with tall wife "heels over his head" in love with him?
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u/Salty-Might Apr 20 '25
This one Futurama episode changed entire generation
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u/PM_tanlines Apr 20 '25
This single episode has so many GIFs that are still used to this day. Wonder if they knew it would have such reach while writing it
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u/PeterMunchlett Apr 20 '25
I feel so alienated cuz of it lol. Seems like everyone got warped by it but me
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u/Unusual-Item3 Apr 20 '25
I think this also implies shorts are smarter too???
Another one!!!☝️
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u/BronCurious Apr 20 '25
As a 6’2” alcoholic, I take deep offense to this meme
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u/nl-x Apr 20 '25
Just be glad you're not a 5'5" alcoholic.
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Now that’s rough. Only silver lining is so much easier to get wasted
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u/Longjumping-Glass395 Apr 20 '25
Sadly the Dwarves Resilience feat gives you resistance to poison damage.
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u/Scar101101 Apr 20 '25
As another 6’2” alcoholic, I only read at a 5th grade level, I’m also offended
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u/earthdogmonster Apr 20 '25
TBF, 6’2” alcoholic and his wife probably aren’t spending CPU cycles thinking about the short guy or his wife.
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u/BronCurious Apr 20 '25
I’m thinking only about my next drink
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u/Potato1223 Apr 20 '25
As a 5’5” guy who has a gf that insist on wearing heels that makes her way taller than me, cheers
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Apr 20 '25
I dont know those strange signs and numbers but as also an alcoholic, I am confused how to feel
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u/wingardium-leviosar Apr 21 '25
6’2” alcoholics unite! I hope you’re doing well my tall drunk friend :)
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u/JohnsonGamingReal Apr 20 '25
I think this image made me realize years ago that I want a tall gf that makes me feel like I'm a teddy bear
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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Apr 20 '25
As a 6’3” dude, I’ll never find out what that’s all about.
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u/pastimereading Apr 20 '25
People keep saying "he won" and miss half the point. She also won. She didn't just "settle." She married someone she is happy with while other people are miserable for no reason other than they literally overlook people because of socially acceptable superficialities.
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u/left-handed-satanist Apr 20 '25
It's also weird because all the tall women I know tell me that the short men are the ones that don't want to date THEM.
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u/pastimereading Apr 20 '25
Insecurity goes both ways. Both groups are missing out for no good reason.
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u/Responsible-Gas5319 Apr 20 '25
If she's so happily married why does she care who others people marry
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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25
A store sells blue and green shirts. They can only make 20% of their shirts blue because they don't have enough dye to make more. The problem is that 70% of their customers only want blue shirts and wont even try on a green one because social pressures say blue ones are better. The people who get blue shirts will brag about how great that shirt is and how they'd never be able to try a green one, even though the blue one has a big hole in the middle.
Now if some understands a green shirt that doesnt have holes is better than a blue shirt with a big hole, wouldn't it confuse you why people prefer the damaged blue one over the functional green one?
Happily married to my 5'5'' king for 8 years while y'all get ghosted by 6'2'' alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men i guess
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Warm in my american made green shirt for 8 years while y'all get cold in your sweatshop blue shirts with a big hole in the middle, but go off about how there are no good shirts anymore.
And then your comment to this analogy would be "if shes so warm in her green shirt why does she care what quality shirts other people wear?" answer is because they can be warm if they stop caring about something superficial.
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My wife is almost 6ft.
I'm 5'6.
When we first started talking I thought she would meet me and back out. Nah.
Say what y'all want but I love it.
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u/radbee Apr 20 '25
Is anyone even saying anything about it?
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u/Ornithologist_MD Apr 20 '25
He can't hear them because every time he hugs his wife he's getting a face full of titties.
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They are both winning in life
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u/Mabelrode1 Apr 21 '25
Right!? The man has a woman that brags about him, and the woman has a man she's happy to brag about. Sounds like they've got a good thing going
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u/Richard_Harleyson Apr 20 '25
Goddamn where can I get a tall queen like that
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u/ppman374 Apr 20 '25
Every girl is a tall queen when you're short
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u/shidncome Apr 20 '25
Learn how to bake desserts. It's basically a free cheat code to getting women way out of your league. Have hobbies that are not social media/video games. Basic hygiene. Don't be a creeper. Eat puss like you're life depends on it.
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u/PandaXXL Apr 20 '25
She's in heels, in other photos they look almost the same height.
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u/ake-n-bake Apr 20 '25
Dude won the lottery
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u/CyberUtilia Apr 20 '25 edited Oct 14 '26
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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Apr 20 '25
could someone translate this into real units?
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u/rob_maqer Apr 20 '25
The difference in height between 6’2” and 5’5” is roughly the length of 1.2 bananas.
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u/ByrdmanRanger Apr 20 '25
What's that in McDoubles?
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u/rob_maqer Apr 20 '25
So the difference in height between someone who is 6’2” and someone who is 5’5” is about 3.27 McDoubles stacked on top of each other.
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u/Squigglepig52 Apr 20 '25
I had neighbours like this - She was this 6 foot super hero, she towered over him in heels.
You could tell just looking at them his height was not a factor.
Mind you, he was more of a 5'7" Hawkeye kinda guy. Renner, not Day-Lewis or Alda.
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u/Fit_Heat_591 Apr 20 '25
As a 6'2 alcoholic with excellent reading skills im quite offended.
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u/Independent-Pin-6614 Apr 20 '25
Us smart talls must rally together before they hunt us for our knees and shins brother
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u/flat_four_whore22 Apr 20 '25
This is exactly what my Filipino husband and I look like when I have heels on. He's 5'4", and I'm 5'5". He's like a hotter version of Rufio. I'm blessed. lol
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u/icleanjaxfl Apr 20 '25
Me thinks thou protest to much... Why would you even post this?
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u/maelstron Apr 20 '25
It is weird because tall guys can be smart and good husbands too.
She is trying too much to be not like other girls
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u/Mother_Substance_889 Apr 21 '25
Becuse it a joke about all the women dunkingnon short guys and how they brag about having tall bfs and short guys are insertbackhanded compliment ict therr was this huge trend still is to call short guys bad and tall guys good
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u/canigetsumgreypoupon Apr 20 '25
to prove that she’s not like the other girls lol - it’s cringe af
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u/Single_Tomato166 Apr 20 '25
If my wife posted this I’d think she was secretly just angry that she actually wanted to be with a tall guy but had too many bad experiences and now she’s coping with having settled for me.
…maybe therapy isn’t such a bad idea.
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u/randomme34 Apr 21 '25
Are we not allowed to have a type? Like height doesn't matter to me but to others it may. Mind your own business.
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u/Numbersuu Apr 21 '25
What does height have to do with intelligence? I guess none. So I still prefer choosing from the tall men group
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This isnt a nice post at all lmao.
First thing she mentions is his height
Inadvertedly says taller is better so needs to negate it by saying theyre alcoholics and cant read.
No different to showing youre not racist by posting a photo with your partner and saying "happily married for 8 years to my black wife" it shows that it DOES mean something to you. and then saying most people want a white woman who drinks and cant read... okay, what about white women who dont drink and can read?
And everyone clapping like seals at this dogshit post.
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u/NBAFansAre2Ply Apr 20 '25
because it's hope fuel for short dudes, reddit is rife with miserable guys who think they can't get laid because they're 5'7.
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u/Splice87 Apr 21 '25
As a tall woman, I get where you’re coming from—but I think she’s only saying this because their height difference bothers other people. To run with your analogy: if a white guy with a Black wife was constantly hearing crap from friends, family, and society about being with a Black woman—and if his friends with white, alcoholic girlfriends were bragging about how their relationship was somehow “better” just because their girlfriend was white—then that kind of post would make sense. She probably doesn’t have a problem with tall men in general, she’s just tired of being lowkey judged or pitied for dating a short guy, even though he’s solid. Also, let’s be real—short man/tall woman couples are still treated like some kind of social glitch instead of just… a relationship.
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u/Valagoorh Apr 20 '25
This is a false dichotomy
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u/Gandelin Apr 20 '25
Maybe I misunderstand you, but I don’t think the OOP is implying there’s something wrong with taller men either, she’s saying if you date with check list / box ticking attitude, you won’t be happy.
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u/Hotplate77 Apr 20 '25
Sounds like she is jealous of girls that have tall men? Why all the hate if she is just trying to say she is happy in her relationship...(?). My first thought is she is jealous of her friends having tall guys. I feel sorry for this guy when she finds a tall man with a PhD.
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u/ThoughtOk3875 Apr 20 '25
I feel like if she has to advertise it like this, she’s definitely thinking about how short he is lol
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u/z0ttel89 Apr 20 '25
My gf is taller than me and we've been together for 5 1/2 years.
Stop letting the internet tell you that 'girls only date tall guys'. The internet is not the real world out there.
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u/Th3B4dSpoon Apr 20 '25
I mean, all we know is that she won. We don't know how bro is feeling about his situation.
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u/Delirare Apr 20 '25
This is old. Really old. But I still want that striped couch. Any clues will be appreciated.
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u/Grey_D_Black Apr 20 '25
Short Kings never get enough love. Except for that guy. He definetly won in life
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u/Prestigious-Tea-8613 Apr 20 '25
Well I Will stand for the other side, short Chubby girls are the best for me, like my wife. In my country we Say " the best wine Is kept in small barrels".
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u/Bitcracker Apr 20 '25
Ok so, I'm 170 cm and read at a socialist countries basic level.
How do I forgive what GGG is doing to POE2.
These nerfs of or builds the.. ugh I don't have the energy to commit to the rest of this joke.
I hope that is a real story.
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u/ElPlatanaso2 Apr 20 '25
Idk about this one.. parading his height around like some sort of secret "trophy" for likes and attention doesn't exactly scream confidence to me. I'm willing to bet she ruminates on his height a lot
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u/Far_Hawk_799 Apr 20 '25
Bro bench pressed society’s expectations and said “nah, I got my own standards.” King behavior.
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u/Rockettmang44 Apr 20 '25
This post gives me so much more confidence. I know my worth but it's good to know that tall gals also could potentially see it too
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u/idk_wuz_up Apr 21 '25 edited Apr 21 '25
I’m just gonna say …. the men my height & shorter have been far better lovers in my experience. 🤷🏻♀️
And I’ve not found that these men were “smaller” at all. Most were def girthier, which matters most to me.
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u/First-Ad6435 Apr 21 '25
Short, skinny guys are notorious for having monster cocks. It’s a well-known thing among gay men.
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u/Christymapper71 Apr 21 '25
Yeah not a hard and fast rule there OP. All the arseholes I dated were short and had Napoleon complex. The tall ones were sweet, kind, smart and hard working like the 6’2” one I picked to marry. (I’m 5’9”)
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u/botphi Apr 22 '25
You guys kept saying that he won. I will have to inform everyone that this is wrong.
She's the one who won.
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u/Maleficent-You-8285 Apr 22 '25
You’re also 100 feet tall so your standards are naturally going to be much lower lol
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u/PainfulBatteryCables Apr 20 '25
His living room is bigger than my apartment. I guess that helps.
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u/phuketawl Apr 20 '25
The short king I married is SO much more secure in himself and his masculinity than any of the 6+ft guys I've dated that all acted like they had something to prove.
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u/Darrenwad3 Apr 20 '25
This isn’t something someone confident about their position would post just saying.
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u/Popular_Working_2234 Apr 20 '25
You're all the same height when you're lying down. Just saying.
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u/Tom_WhoCantLivewo12 Apr 20 '25
Listen that’s a lot of words to just say “I settled for my husband”
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u/ScreechingPizzaCat Apr 20 '25
I’ve seen this post being reposted so many times over the years that they’ve been broken up for a few years now.
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u/PM_ME_DEEPSPACE_PICS Apr 20 '25
I am 6’4’’ alcoholic and I forgot to reply to your message because I was busy reading Simone de Beauvoir and Margaret Atwood, I am 6’4’’ by the way
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u/Chance_McM95 Apr 20 '25
Dudes over 6 foot fall apart quicker anyway. Humans were never supposed to be that tall. Hence why they all have joint & body issues earlier in life than dudes under 6 foot.
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