I bought a phone recently with Dalvik/Linux. Heres what I need to do:

1. Replace Dalvik with Linux (Linux/Linux)

2. Replace the second Linux with Systemd (Linux/Systemd)

3. Replace Linux with kFreeBSD (kFreeBSD/Systemd) How do I do this. If the great people of /r/shittytechsupport help me, I will by reddit their first non potato based server.

apparently i need more ram so how do i download it i tried everything but i can't download it plz help plz

lol

does it invlve wifi if so were can i get cheaep

HELP!

Where's the any key?!

USB stands for the Confederacy, right? Just like USA stands for the Union?

This is fucking ridiculous /r/wirelessmasterrace

That was the customer.

Me: Do you see anything, a button, anything at all? Does it say "NEXT"? Maybe? Customers (tag team retards): yeah, I see a next, should I hit that? Me: NO!! Let's not hit that, let's just stare at your screen for another 5 minutes, I'm sure it will just go to the next step by itself.

ȍ̴̡̦͙̦̺̱̰̲̠͔̻̃̑ͨ͐̇͒͒͗ͨ̌ͥ̂̔̐ͮ͋̈́͋h̡ͮͬ͐͊̀҉̕͏̼̫̤̪͉̘͖̖̩̩̰̭̞͖̝̝ͅ ̑ͤ͑̂̑ͤ͗̾ͦ҉̶̺̗̖̪͈̫̤͕̥͈̞̀́m̵̢̪̻̫͇̳̖ͤ̅̂͗̿́͛͡ǎ̵̡̢̭̰̫̰̖͙̣̖͍̠̻͇̋ͭͧ͊ͮ́́ͅn̴̛̛̬̮̥͖͓̪̙̘͉̘̥͖͖̂͑ͤ͗̎̅͠͠ ̨̠̻̯̮̬̱ͮͣ̄ͣ̌͘͟iͥͫ̅̀̀͢҉̩̭͙̣ ̴̡͇͔̟̭͙͈̻̓̈̽̂ͩ̓̊ͭͮ̋̄̆̑͑͐̒̚̕a̷̛̺͕̭̰̖̬̯̪̩ͭ̋̊͊̌̎͂́̓ͥ̏͂̈͆̽̀̕͢m̮͕͈͙̺͈̙͓̜̝͈̳̯̙͎̲̈́͗̓̎̐ͣͬ̅̈́͐̒ͪͫ̐͘ ̩̹̹̩̟͕̉ͬ̃̊͒͊͋́͜͞n͖̰͉̙̯͍̼̞͔͓͉̣͚͔̠ͬ̈̃̈́ͩͥ̀ͅõ̸̒̂̀ͤ͂ͯ͑͂̍̈̒ͯ̓̍̑̓ͬ̆́҉͏̶͍̳̟̯̮̲̙̫̘̭̤͉̱ͅt̷̶̡̩͉̯̰̬̟͇͖̞̼̯͖̲̠͕͚̯̄ͦͪ̈̓ͮ̈́̈́͐͐̓̽ͩ̊̊̇͟ͅ ͨ̓͂͐̈̅̅̐̒ͪ̌̒͂ͬ̀҉̪͖͉̥̗̞̞̬͉̻̭̳͠g̴̝̮͙͇̘͖̠̗͍̩̼̟̟̓͊̽͋͑ͨ͑ͯ̒́͜͡o̖͍̮͙̬̳̖͔͉̦̹̼̟̟̝̜ͥ͊ͭ̊̏͂̓͒ͧ̍͊̅̊̽̉̎͒͆ͩ͜͟͞͠ǫ̢̹͖͕̬͓̱̺̟̘̫̮̻͕͎͕͇̖̾̊ͪ͜͞d̸̛̠̬̳͔͈̲̮̬͇̮̖̙̺̘̗̮̠ͭͦ̒ͪ̂ͧ͌ͧͯ̅̊̅̓ͬͬͩͫ̈́́͘͢ ̡͉͙͖̘̠̹͙̣̑̈́̾̏̐̄ͤ̒̔̿͗̓̑͂͝͡w̷̷̧̖̭̹͎͕͙̼̻͇̲̝͛ͭͤ̔ͩ͢͝ͅi̢̡͈̻̲̞̫̪̗̥̘̙̙ͪͭ́̃ͥ͗ͭ͛͊̀ͩͪͤ̓̎̀̕t̷͇̭͓̻̹͉̬͉̻̖̦̄ͫ̽̈͑̍͐̓̎̉h͛ͣ͒̏ͥͭ͋ͥͤ̎ͥ̑̌ͮ͝҉̨͔̤͍̫͔̗̰͔̣͍ ̵̿͑̄ͯ̏ͫͣ͆͋̉̐͒̆ͯ̕҉̖̭̹̣̥c͉̭͔̣͈͖͊͒ͨ̎̂̑̽̆̀́͘͡o̸̵̹̻͇̻̰̲̙̳͎͇͚̠͓̣̜̹̯̊̆ͭͨ̿͛̚͘͡m̵̴̨̗̭̫̲̜̱̳̬̲̽͊̇ͪ̒̃̊͆ͦ͛͊͐ͭ̐͒̍͜͝ͅp̷̧̛̜̙̺̜͙̮̟͎̫̮̻̙̞͔̲͑̎͋̃ͦ͂̂̈̆̅̆ͧ̉̏̓͠ͅu̓̿ͯ̐͑͆̑̉̾͂̽̔̚͏͎͚͇̳͍̭̺̲̲̙͠t̥͚͔̪̠̩̒̽̒̓̎̀̕͞ę͈̟̻͍̹͇̠̩ͣ̓͛͒̓̔̾ͣ̍̉̊̀̍̕ͅŗ̵̪͇̞͎̞̗͖̺̮̪͍̿̽ͨ̌͒͗̈̽ͪ̅͑̽͆̓͠͠ͅͅͅ

I want more Ram and another harddrive. What is the best website to download these from?

Just want it to be updated.

So. My computer is full of porn. Now there is this white sticky stuff everywhere. what do i do?