I won't give out any personal information. I was hesitant to post this here anyways.

Ask away you silly billies.

Fucking blinkers man.

I am a tree, ask me anything.

Proof http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyama/comments/1mzz2l/i_own_a_dog_ama/

Edit: I have to go now, thanks for all the questions. It's been fun.

Edit: k I'm back

Edit: What's your favorite color?

Please do. So bored...

I just smoked a bowl and will be high for the next couple hours

Title says it all

This subreddit is merging with /r/shittyama. From now on, posting will be disabled here. AMA!

I'll tend to this thread at 10h and 19h CEST.

I have tried for years to do a handstand against the wall and today I achieved it! It was only then that I realized I was too scared to flip back over and come down. My boyfriend was in the other room so I figured he would eventually come in and rescue me. While I wainted, I sang happy songs from the comedy "Les Mis"...after 10 minutes, I finally started screaming. Then and only then did my boyfriend come rescue me.

Well, technically one is a pair of boots, but that's not important.

EDIT: I now own 4 pairs of shoes.