/r/ShittyBibleVerses

May be somewhat controversial.

It's a little redundant, I get that. But, in all honesty, Amish jokes never get old... which is ironic because everything else about their way of life is quite out dated.

Busted in Martin TN

After researching for about three months on my husband, while working, and if I wasn’t working I would take care of the house I finally found the evidence I needed to prove he was cheating on me. I had enough evidence before him but he kept deleting my evidence. When I would confront him he didn’t know anything about anything. We’ve been seeing a marriage counselor who told him to be an open book because I caught him on dating websites, I didn’t even know that there was an issue in our marriage at that point.We’ve been together for three years married for two but here lately I found out everything that he’s told me is a complete lie. Yesterday he had the police bring him home so he could get some stuff and he couldn’t even look me in the eye what kind of man does that? Because he wants to see this girl that is 21 and he’s 40. Although he lying to me about absolutely everything why do I feel like I lost my best friend I don’t even know who he was? but what I do know now as what he has lol unfortunately. So he left and wouldn’t let me in the eye won’t even acknowledge me I believe I deserve that much respect after dealing with his bullshit for so long. He puts on a really good show for everybody else like he loved me unconditionally but that’s not what love is.

They're not creative at all.

Link: /r/ShittyAskAChristian

Inspired by this post.

Any requests? If your confused, check out my username.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Shittyasklol isnt in the sidebar.

Its for League of Legends, can it be put there? its not terribly popular, but more popular then some of the "potential members".

started with: A. me asking ex, "Dick Winner", for a drink of port.  (well, why indeed should Winner give me port? I'd given him free drugs, and paid for his smokes and groceries. But then again Winner had already given me the gift of telling me how much he'd like to give me. And it is the thought that counts.)

B. My disgraceful demand for a drink of port led to an impromptu performance of "Telling it How it Is", a dramatic monologue written by Dick.Winner, directed by Dick Winner and starring Dick Winner.

"Telling it How It Is" is a brave piece by Dick Winner about a good man whose life has been broken by insane women and too much political correctness.

In the first act, the un-named protagonist (brilliantly portrayed but Dick Winner) proves he is unusually perceptive, objective, truthful, by saying he is unusually perceptive, objective, and truthful.

In Act 2, a post modern surprise is in store: despite his no-bullshit position, the more bullshit Winner talks, the better he seems to think he is! Should we recoil from the hypocrisy?

No. The message is that truth, fairness and MENTAL EFFORT are outrageous bourgeois-feminist impositions.

We sigh with relief, too. FINALLY men's rights activists have discovered post modernism!

The glorious dressing down ... The insults .. The pointing, gestures, the sneers.. The radical readiness to scream and not let the other person talk at all .. The ingenious use of relentless insults, sleep deprivation, the Stalinist triumph of making the woman apologise for not just asking for a drink of port ... But for making him bash her up, making him throw her across the room so her shoulder got fractured...

As Winner said, "If you bite the Tiger, it's going to scratch...."

Chastened I left the theatre, convinced that his delirium wad so beautiful ... Like the theory of relativity...except in the sphere of drug-addled bullying, stinginess, and bad bad sex. Most people can't get away with this. But he can. It's all relative.

An inspired burning whirlwind of a man, with a steaming head full of self pity and narcissism and cheap rip-off tactics can be...

SO BEAUTIFUL.

Some people ARE just totally fucking worth it and should be allowed to do whatever they want because they're just so good.

There should be some organization and agitation for these rare and excellent individuals.

Half of these subs on reddit are just cesspools for anonymous bullying. The subject is often unaware, so it's a victimless crime of sorts. Nbd, right?

Please correct me if such a sub already exists, but this is a sub specifically for really shitty "like this if" style Facebook status-type stories, like the famous "Poptart Tragedy". Any takers?

I wanna expose the liars for what they've done through well-thought out theories and real photographic evidence. (Also if you do make it, if you could credit me in someway for coming up with the idea then that would be nice).