You play as the moderator and only subscriber to an empty (but filled with potential) subreddit. You have the whole place to yourself and can do whatever you want because your in charge. You can get people to come to it if you want, but that does'nt mean that they're interested enough to stay. You cant win this game.

You launch the game and you see an asian father appear on screen and asks you why you aren't studying. You turn the game off.

Obviously, you play as a citizen in Liberty City or Los Santos. You can't do anything out of the normal and must play as a regular person. The only way you lose is if you are killed by a random shooting, being ran over, or any other deaths resulting from a REAL GTA character.

Your character is a beggar. You get to write something pathetic on a piece of cardboard; it doesn't really matter what. You can customize your character with different attributes, such as missing limbs or tattered clothes or newspaper shoes. Your objective is to find a street corner and sit there and beg people passing by for spare change. At night you will be beaten to death by some indifferent punks. Game over!

Ever get tired of the fast paced action that traditional tabletop role playing games deliver? Why not try out Corporations and Cubicles? Start out as a low waged peon, and slowly work your way up to being a middle management peon!

You can be a pencil pusher, a maintenance or even an unpaid intern! Wow!

The game is played in real time, so as to fully immerse yourself in the world of C&C. Come champion! If you could complete this task, that'd be great!

So, it plays just like Guitar Hero 6, but features only Nickelback songs. Also, you get $1,000,000 per gig, and the Star Power meter is always full, yet the only skill level available is "Easy".

You control a baseball. You get hit by baseball bats, cars, puppies, and really anything else. You have no controls and there's a plethora of DLC. Most of the DLC just slightly changes the color of your baseball.

Based on the life of Jesus Christ. You must use your climbing skills to spread the word of God

It's really quite a beautiful game. You start off selecting your class (random, video, hentai, etc). You select one of the two opposing factions: moralfags or the Board. The vanilla version of the game will only include two race selections (Humans for the moralfags and trolls for the Board). The two capitals are Stormwind pity and Gorgrimmar. The game includes the ability to adopt proffesions (such as Hacktivist, Lurker, Protest, etc). Their will be a group function called an Army, where fellow players can run around advertising their army for preparation in PvP and PvE. PvE invloves taking your army into a raid which they will destroy the menacing 9Gag, which has been diminishing the values of your faction for far too long. Different roles apply for PvE: DDos, Comment and Bump. The DDos role does the main damage against the 9Gag enemies, while the comments and bumps are vital for boosting morale and support. PvP involves 2 teams from opposing factions. The two factions fight one another to attack the middle Objective Platform(The Board flames O.P. while the moralfags explain the Board's deceit.

There are plans of further expansions (Which of course can be preordered) which will see the Board and the moralfags teaming up with people living peacefully and have no deal with the war. These Cataren or "Cat-people" have always been there living peacefully without conflict. It is your job to recruit them in the army to destroy 9Gag before the cancerous plague takes over.

Told you this shit was fucking amazing.

This is a game where you play as Marvel's "Daredevil" to fight crime. To gain maximum immersion, this game uses the First Person view. Since Daredevil is blind, the screen will be completely dark all the time, but you can use your other senses, like hearing and smelling, to get around the city.

Much like the other RockBand games you have to hit notes of different instruments in time with the beat, but as the Umpa Lumpas usually don't use instruments it will just be song and dance, kinda like like 'Just dance'. IF you step a foot out of line while dancing you will be forced unclog fat kids from chocolate pipes, it will be very hard work, the console will not be able to turn off until this is complete. Also you are orange. Copyright Oafel

The game requires multiple pre-order bonuses from various stores to make it playable. The more people pre-order, the more new pre-order bonuses become available to buy. The game never actually comes out, but DLC is announced and can also be pre-ordered.

You start with a quest to find the quest giver (unlocked through a series of sub-quest quest-chains) who then tells you to unlock your crafting skill which is your selection (narrowed by your race, class, gender, favorite color, and a Captcha) you then run around and collect molecules which you can break into atoms then recombine into new molecules (at the forge).

Once you max out all of your professions (100¹⁰⁰⁾ then you can start killing jelly blobs or some garbage. Also there are spambots and a friends list.

Well its pretty much in the title, you play an over all generally nice guy named Steven Carpenter, age 24, you enjoy casual gaming and sometimes like to go to the beach with friends to have fun. but one day all of that changes when you meet Carmon Estos, age 25. She is a very friendly girl who is also a gamer but not as casual as you, more into the games, you spend many levels playing Portal, Halo, Left 4 Dead (1&2) and other games with her and build a good friendship, eventually you develop feelings for her and one day decide to tell her, but sadly she would prefer you remain friends as not to disturb the friendship or ruin anything, you are still stable but you must learn that not everything is supposed to go as planned... at least not right away anyways...

With the high number of traffic reddit gets, you're a moderator of a little-known subreddit, you try to promote it to no avail and the subreddit fails because of low content flow.

Make speeches to try and make yourself look better than the other guy

A two player game. Each player gets to throw either "paper" or "scissors". Scissors beat paper. There is also "rock", which beats everything, but it's DLC. Every rock costs $1000, and can only be used once.

Mow in the straightest line possible for a perfect score! But watch out for those lawn obstacles like lawn gnomes and dog shit!

You must play as a Man who must allot a certain amount of space on his towel to each part of his body. Here's the catch though:

1. The Nintendo PowerGlove and a computer that can run ARMA II on Ultra Settings is required.

2. It uses an awkward 3rd person camera

3)The camera doesn't even matter though as you are blind

4)You must use the power glove on your non-dominant hand

5)There are quicktime cutscenes every two minutes of gameplay in which you can't even see the buttons (failing the cutscene will require you to restart the level)

6)And finally, being an EA game, you have to buy day 1 DLC that is required to play the game and it is only available through an in-game store that you can't access unless you get the limited edition for $5 more.

EDIT: 7)It is also a Source mod that requires CS: S, HL: S AND G-Mod (You might be asking, "Why? It's an EA game right?" If you are asking this then fuck you, EA doesn't give a shit.)

Literally all you do is hold down one button to keep your eyes closed for eight hours. That's it. That's the entire game.

You switch between banning everyone who slights you and having sex with men

You play as Fuck-Man a knock off of Pac-Man, instead of eating ghosts you eat them out or fuck them either way. The thing that makes the ghosts blue is a condom so you don't have any Pac-Babies, I don't know about the normal power pellets... abortion pills maybe?

For just $150, you can own Battlefield 6, the most realistic first-person shooter* of all time!

^{Please note that you must purchase the "weapon firing" DLC for $30 to be able to actually fire your weapon. DLC that shipped with the game is only an additional $45 per month to unlock per DLC. For only an additional $50, you can have a yellow box-cutter instead of the functional and stylish standard issue combat knife, with "Premium" dog tags that you can wear to show poor people that you are above them. Electronic Arts reserves the right to ban and sue you if you so much as look at them the wrong way. Requires Origin and payment of your soul in order to play.}

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You sit on a toilet and take a dump. Can't be paused ever. You're not allowed to take your phone, computer, or any electronics. There're no shampoo(or other) bottles for you to read. Day 1 DLC: Ass-wiping simulator expansion.