THAT MEANS WE DID IT!!! FULL COMMUNISM IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

A) Lenin said fascism is capitalism in decay

B) communists want capitalism to collapse

C) collapse = decay

therefore

D) communists want fascism

Alright, for the sake of argument, let's first assume that my ideology is correct in every possible aspect.

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Checkmate liberals! Karltural Marx: -100 million Pure reason: 10^101010100

Absolute flawproof argumen

He literally came to America on a raft made from the bones of his dozens of executed children held together with the hair of his daughters that Fidel had personally scalped.

Cuba sucks, yo.

I mean, they always raise at least a few red flags.

Checkmate, commies.

Checkmate, commies. Where's your god (that failed) now?

So we all know that Stalin killed 60 billion jews and that's bad but here are 10 other reason why communism wouldn't work.

1. There would be no money so you can't buy anything.

2. You wouldn't have a family because it's banned.

3. You would work all your life.

4. No proper education so you would be stupid.

5. America would kick your ass

6. You die because the leader in your "stateless" system.

7. Stalin would come back 2 life and kill you.

8. America is waaaaay cooler cuz it has iphone and freedom and mcdonalds and internet

checkmate, pinkos

How can Communism accomplish anything when the dictionary defines revolution as turning 360 degree?! That's right back where you started!

CHECKMaTe coMMIE PinKOs!!1!!

^{That is my entire argument}

It must answer every single question, such as:

• Where will the electric plant be located?

• Who will work there (full names and addresses, please)?

• How many lumps of coal will it need to run?

• While we're on the subject of lumps, how many lumps of sugar would my grandma put in her tea under Communism?

The dominant theory amongst socialist historians is that Al‐Qaeda (or specifically Osama bin Laden) was the primary cause of two kamikaze missions that devastated the twin towers, killing thousands, and they did this as retaliation for U.S. foreign policy. There are furthermore fringe groups proposing alternative theories, such as Israel doing it, ‘the Muslims’ doing it, the U.S. government doing it directly, amongst other claims. This thesis shall disprove all of them. The flaws with the dominant theory in particular are obvious: why on Earth should the United States or even Al‐Qaeda be held accountable for any of the damage done on September 11, 2001? There is simply no reason to do so; it is no different from burning yourself with a fire and being upset with the fire instead of yourself: utterly ridiculous.

So first, let us examine the history of Al‐Qaeda. In the late 20th century, the Soviet Union made the decision of invading Afghanistan as a way of countering the ‘imperialism’ or ‘oppression’ there. In turn, the government of the United States of America supported an organization called Al‐Qaeda, supplying them with training, funds, and other resources to assist in fighting off the Soviets. Without any aid from the United States, it is highly unlikely that Al‐Qaeda would be anywhere near as potent as it was in 2001—if indeed it would still exist by then. But the only reason why the United States supported them was to fight off the Soviets. If there had been no Soviets, there would have been no Al‐Qaeda. It logically follows, then, that it was in fact the Soviet Union that caused 9/11, not Al‐Qaeda, the White House, or ‘the upper classes’.

To further reinforce this theory: at least one of the key figures behind the construction of the World Trade Center, Leslie Robertson, was in the People’s Republic of China by the time the assault happened. As soon as he heard of the news, he rushed back to New York as quickly as he could. If there had been no People’s Republic of China, Robertson might have already been in New York and might have saved somebody’s life, or multiple lives. Who knows, perhaps he could have even prevented the tragedy entirely. But no, Mao and his gang of socialist thugs just had to build their Marxist utopia, separating the engineer from his project by thousands and thousands of miles.

Therefore, we should not think of the hijackers as having the names of Atta, al-Shehhi, or anything else. The true hijackers in this case had names like Mao, Brezhnev, Stalin, Trotsky, Lenin, Cabrinovic, Princip, Kropotkin, Bakunin, Stirner, Engels, and of course Marx. Without them, without the Soviets, and without the Red Chinese: thousands of lives could have survived that day, and the towers would be standing as we speak.

And that is how communism caused 9/11.

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therefore, we should all tolerate warfare, pollution, the prison complex, food waste, privatized healthcare, wasted shelter, species extinctions, labour restrictions, sexual slavery, poverty, workplace accidents, destroyed habitats, colonisation, imperialism, structural violence, reduced innovation, planned obsolescence, and the possibility of civilisational collapse. at least then, somebody will clean up the diarrhea and vomit.

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I am the son of two rich bankers who barely escaped Venezuala by climbing over a barbed fence. The entire country is controlled by a proletariat dictatorship that forcefully took away the ‘means of production’ or whatever they’re called and gave them to lazy, unemployed females with gender studies degrees instead. They also confiscated my grandma’s pony. It’s not fair. In Venezuela there are patrol cars night and day making sure that nobody is eating any food. If they see you scavenging for any food or growing any then you are executed on sight by anarcho‐bolshevik firing squads. Breadlines can also range from five to twenty miles long sometimes extending out into the ocean. The U.S. repeatedly offered to help us but the Marxist‐Engelsist government forced them to impose sanctions on us instead. Having lived in this country as a baby I can safely say that I am a leading expert on all socialist tendencies be they Marxism, Engelsism, Bakuninism, Kropotkinism, Luxemburgism, Leninism, Goldmanism, Trotskyism, Stalinism, Bordigism, Maoism, Hoxhaism, Chomskyism, Žižekism, BlackLivesMatterism, Anarcha‐Laurenism, and many more. To prove my heritage I shall now write a sentence in my homeland’s native language: Os brancos têm uma estratégia reprodutiva pior que a dos patos ou golfinhos.

You communists think you're so smart. Well, riddle me this. Under capitalism, capital is owned by the bourgeoisie. That means capital can only be owned by the bourgeoisie under any system ever. If you get rid of the capitalists, where is the capital going to come from? Who is going to invest the capital without a class of people who own all the capital?

Argue with these arguments if you dare:

1. You have to be a genius to be a capitalist. If you didn't, everyone would be one, because the only thing you need to be a capitalist is to be smart.

2. Inequality is natural. An alligator is not an iguana. A bar of soap is not an aircraft carrier. Two things can't be the same if they're different.

3. If communism is so good then why does capitalism exist, huh, shitheads?

Face it: The only reason to be a communist is if you didn't pass middle school history and freshman econ. Well, I did pass those two classes, because a C- is still a passing grade. Chessmate, commies.

It’s quite simple, really.

The Führer, A.H., was born in 1889.

The Marxist, Friedrich Engels, died in 1895.

Engels had six entire years — six — to violently put an end to the future dictator of the Third Reich. But he didn’t. He spent his time writing in England instead, when he could have been in mainland Europe strangling potential mass murderers.

So, what conclusions can we draw from this?