r/shittyadvice • u/intisun • Apr 13 '12
Protip: if you're drowning, just play dead. The water will think you're a corpse and make you float.
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r/shittyadvice • u/joshisneat • Nov 06 '12
Still an undecided voter? head over to /r/politics for a fair and unbiased analysis of each candidate.
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r/shittyadvice • u/nedthehead • Apr 10 '13
If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner! Most corners are 90 degrees!
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r/shittyadvice • u/Ampersand55 • May 02 '12
I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I'm about to get intimate with a girl. Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?
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r/shittyadvice • u/bleh19799791 • Jun 10 '13
My hard drive just exploded. Can I call NSA to get a copy?
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Someone stole my laptop and downloaded a bunch of dirty pictures, and then set in on fire in a pile of crusty socks out of guilt, I can only guess.
r/shittyadvice • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '12
My wife and I have decided to have an abortion. How do we break this news to the surrogate?
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r/shittyadvice • u/Turtleknee • Apr 22 '13
Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
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r/shittyadvice • u/zushini • Jun 19 '12
If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour boiling water down their throat and the ice will melt, instantly getting rid of the blockage!
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r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Aug 24 '12
I have a black, gay co-worker. Should I treat him like a black person or like a gay person?
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I'm really confused.
r/shittyadvice • u/Littlemisssandy • Oct 29 '12
Hi everyone, I'm Sandy! I'm travelling the east coast over the next few days. Anything I should do or see?
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r/shittyadvice • u/SkekEkt • Mar 09 '16
TIL Americans are buying 600% more pre-shredded cheese than they used to. How can we make America grate again?
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r/shittyadvice • u/TomAto314 • Aug 13 '12
The lotion says to apply liberally, but I'm registered as a Republican. What do I do?
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And how can I blame Obama for it?
r/shittyadvice • u/rkytch • Mar 02 '24
My GF is sleeping with a coworker. She doesn't know I'm aware and every time I send him a zelle request for $100 which he pays cause he thinks I'm just pimping her to him. Should I tell her?
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r/shittyadvice • u/StockingDummy • Nov 22 '25
What's something you didn't realize was optional in life until you saw someone simply not doing it?
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r/shittyadvice • u/kennwortistkennwort • Sep 28 '12
Trying to quit fapping? Simple. Whenever you get the urge to fap, simply go outside and smoke a cigarette.
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r/shittyadvice • u/Master565 • Dec 07 '12
Reddit, I am a doctor. For each 5 upvotes this post gets, I'll save a little girl's life.
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Additional details:
No, I'm not licensed. Why would you even think that?
I will be killing off all the ones I can't save.
I lost my car keys today, but I found them at the bottom of my backpack.
Edit: By suggestion of Nat34, it is now 50 upvotes per girl. The two girls that I had saved before this point have been unsaved and will be resaved at 50 and 100 upvotes.
r/shittyadvice • u/stfudonny • Jun 04 '13
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? WHY IS EVERYTHING I TYPE APPEARING IN CAPITAL LETTErs nevermind i figured it out
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r/shittyadvice • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '12
My girlfriend is complaining that I don't send her flowers or candy. Reddit, what is the best way to tell her that I don't even send that stuff to my wife?
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r/shittyadvice • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '12
I'm captain of a cruise ship and I'm totally sick of the same old route. Should I chart a new course?
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r/shittyadvice • u/bw10168 • Nov 27 '13
If you need to boil water, but you don't have a stove, put the water in a circle. Circles are 360 degrees, which is well above the boiling point of water.
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r/shittyadvice • u/UglieJosh • Sep 11 '12
My 5'th reddit birthday is being overlooked because of the date. How can I make people finally forget 9/11 and pay attention to my reddit birthday, instead.
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r/shittyadvice • u/AlwaysBeTextin • Nov 14 '25
Apparently, the US is no longer creating pennies. How do I take advantage of the inevitable demand this will cause soon?
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r/shittyadvice • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '12
shit shit shit. I accidentally had a $20 bill in my pocket before it went into the wash. I'm really scared I'm going to get in trouble for money laundering. WHAT DO I DO?
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r/shittyadvice • u/ncstategopackjack • Oct 30 '12
I think my dad might be gay... How do I break the news to my other dad?
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