r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '14
#1 Post! Shane, stop putting on a pig costume and staring tearfully at the deli meats.
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Seriously dude. You're freaking the kids out.
r/Shaneisms • u/DoNotReadThis • Jun 26 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, please stop putting mirrors in the self checkout area. - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/popsickletits • Jun 26 '14
Slippery Shane Shane, please stop putting wet floor signs in front of the '50 Shades of Grey' book display - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/Ardentleprechaun • Jun 25 '14
Original Shane, we encourage associates to dress up for Halloween but saying you're going as the invisible man and then not showing up is unacceptable -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/SaintPaddy • Jun 25 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, stop referring to your antics as "Shanenanigans" - Management
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.... shanenanigans.
r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, please allow both adults and kids to buy Trix cereal. -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/YesButYouAreMistaken • Jul 11 '14
Shane, Stop mixing the brown and white eggs together. You are not "Advancing racial relations" - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/metroidfan220 • Jun 24 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, please stop saying "Let me slip into something more comfortable..." every time you put on your apron. - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/oighen • Jun 28 '14
Shane Spirit! Shane, please stop putting "boneless" stickers on the watermelons. - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/JustZisGuy • Jun 27 '14
- Management Shane, stop taking photos of customers whenever they order "cheese".
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r/Shaneisms • u/YesButYouAreMistaken • Jul 03 '14
- Management Shane, Stop accusing law officers of cannibalism when they order ham.
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r/Shaneisms • u/tattooed_tragedy • Jun 24 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, Please stop telling the customers the jerk chicken died from autoerotic asphyxiation. -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/angelicvixen • Aug 04 '14
Shane, You cannot use the pizza labels as a nametag. - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/tenmileswide • Jun 28 '14
Shane, "Rent me by the Hour" signs are for power tools, not for the backs of female employees. --Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/ohples • Aug 01 '14
"Shane stop putting these labels on products" – Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/5ft11flip • Jun 24 '14
¡Muy Bueno! Shane, Please stop marketing Tostitos as "Diet Doritos". -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '14
Cleanup Aisle 4 Shane, please stop leaving bottles of lotion on the self service stations. -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/geronika • Jun 26 '14
Members Only Shane, customers do not need a membership card to order a club sandwich.- Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '14
Made Mods Laugh Shane, please stop yelling, "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!" at the deviled ham display. Also, please refer to it as deviled ham, not "possessed pork". --Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '14
Reversed Management, stop blaming me for everything. -Shane
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r/Shaneisms • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '14
King Shane Shane, declaring that yourself to be the sovereign ruler of aisle 7 neither grants you diplomatic immunity nor extends your break beyond 20 minutes. -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/UnderlordZ • Jul 28 '14
Shane, stop telling customers they can tear a hole in the fabric of reality by putting super-glue in the non-stick pans. -Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/AlfalfabetSoup • Jun 25 '14
Shane Solo Shane, please stop crawling into the freezer cases and posing as Han Solo in carbonite. - Management
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r/Shaneisms • u/UmerHasIt • Jun 28 '14
Shane, don't tell the customers that the olive oil hasn't been virgin since you got to it. - management
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r/Shaneisms • u/Matty_Groves • Jun 24 '14
Shanetastic! Shane, Please stop telling customers the cured ham is "in relapse." - Management
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