r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 16 '13

Are you guys retarded? Side bar says ex-soviet problems, yet most of you pretend over the top shit that its still soviet

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Seriously.

Ex-soviet countries have many problems you can make funny posts about, but it does seem like the entire frontpage of this subreddit is filled by people who can't even name 10 ex-soviet countries.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 07 '16

My foot is bleeding.

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Hi Russia.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 18 '11

In Soviet America, Bank robs you.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jul 09 '11

I'm watching the england vs. france soccer game at the community television. I can't enjoy it because there isn't any vuvuzelas.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jul 15 '11

While getting gas @ a gas station in Michigan, my daughter and I were attacked by a mob of violent teens.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jan 14 '16

I went to Russia to get my Russian blender fixed but they just made it worse.

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Log 2

Now it's glowing blue and strange lightning is emitting from it.

I wonder if it still wo- -tzzzp-


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Mar 28 '18

USA πŸ€” ❌ USGay βœ… πŸ˜‚πŸ€―πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 23 '13

Capitalism!

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Are you tired of your cows being taken by the secret police? Do you wish for a more efficient heating system than a ushanka hat? The switch to capitalism, its the trend! Fuel the capitalist revolution!


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Oct 07 '13

I want to have sex with my sister but she have aids.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 29 '20

I COME IN PEACE. IM FROM THE OTHER WORLDS! Future World Problems discord server now running!

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Whether you're from the first world, second world, third, fourth, and even the weary sixth and seventhβ€” we welcome all. If you have discord and want to chat, have fun, post memes about your respective world, this is the place for you. Please feel free to check it out!

LINK HERE! :)


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 18 '11

People on the metro say that my country is game to them.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 08 '11

It's been my childhood dream to play baseball but my father forces me to play hockey instead.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 11 '11

So I'm at the football match and there are an awful lot of neo-Nazis here...

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Nov 19 '11

I ran out of rocks to throw at Israeli soldiers.

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Then they shot me in the legs but I cant go to the hospital because it was blown up in an airstrike last week.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 06 '11

I made a funny rage comic on f7u12, but I didn't get enough upvotes to satisfy my lust.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 05 '11

There were three homeless guys on the tram.

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One in the front, one in the middle and one in the back. The whole tram stank.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 22 '14

Please help glorious proletariat comrades! My close comrade Ling lost his Little Red Book, and was sent to Gulag. Secret Police see me a s a suspect!

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Recently, I was strolling down a street near my apartment block, when two soldiers dressed all black blindfolded me, and brought me to an interrogation facility where I was told that I was to close to Comrade Ling, and I am probably an anti-revolutionary, but I have done nothing to wrong the glorious motherland and its all-powerful benevolent leaders. How do I convince secret Police of my innocence?


r/SecondWorldProblems • • May 27 '11

No puedo jugar al "Words With Friends"

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 10 '13

Every time it rains or snows I can't drink my water for a week.

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • May 28 '11

I have to run my kitchen faucet at the same time to get any hot water in the shower. [True Problem]

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I live in Shanghai and the water heater for my flat is in the kitchen; if I want hot water in the shower, I have to run the hot water in the kitchen sink while I shower. I have no clue why this happens, and it definitely feels like a daily second-world problem.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Dec 12 '13

Second World Problems

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jul 26 '11

I have to drive 2 hours to take my kids to school and pick them up while having to have 2 jobs @ 60 hours a week

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Aug 08 '11

My dad cooked a salmon fillet for my dog the other day, I ate potted meat with gravy and rice.

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Sad but true story. I love my puppy though, even if he is 15, blind and deaf, but certainly not dumb, or unhappy.


r/SecondWorldProblems • • Apr 10 '11

By the way, this subreddit should be about Communist countries

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r/SecondWorldProblems • • Jul 19 '11

I never saw a 3D movie, and I can't join conversations with my friends about headhackes

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