r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 15 '15

The Six Scrolls of the Ronin At The Edge Of Time

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The First Scroll - A scroll hidden under a rotting log

Some live for glory. Some live for flair. We do not care about these things. We live for the game. And we will play it as well as -- and for as long as -- we can.

Definition of the game: The game is metaphor for life: it is a war on time, and it is a war we can't win. It is also the largest MMORPG of all time. The limits of the graphics are the limits of your imagination. The final boss is time (imagine a great titan carved out of spacetime). One button press = one sword slash. It will look something like this. The lower the timer the deeper the cut. If -- when -- time runs out, the Universe of the Button ends.

Ways to "win" the game:

  1. Hold out as long as possible.

  2. Hit the button with as little time left as possible.

  3. Die.

The Ronin At The Edge Of Time intend to do all three. When our purple brothers are vanquished, when the Knights of the Button have fallen, when the last of Redguard has been pushed back to the edge of time, we will be there.

During the final second, we will press the button when time is most thin, and we will cut through the armor and into the very flesh of space time.

In our ranks you will find wanderers, outcasts, outlaws, and fools: we are disorganized and free and we will fail, but we will fight until the last moment all the same: this is just what we do.

 

The Second Scroll - The Scroll of Swords

In this game, one button press = one sword slash on the final boss for us all: time. More accounts = more swords. How many swords do you wield?

 

The Third Scroll - The Scroll of Song

A soundtrack for the Edge of Time. Post your songs for the Final Minute here.

 

The Fourth Scroll - The Scroll of Maps

More maps will be added as they are found.

 

The Fifth Scroll - The Scroll of Wisdom: Buttondou - The Way of the Button

There is no one Way of the Button. In this scroll you can read of the wisdom passed down by warriors who came before, and share your Way of the Button so the teachings of the Ronin might spread throughout the realm.

 

The Sixth Scroll - The Scroll of Death

Death Poems are poems that samurai would write on the occasion of their death. When you press the button, your life in the game is over. Post your "Press Poems" here. Death Poems within.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 18 '15

"Last stand against the God of Time." - the Final Second in dazzling MS Paint

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Jun 07 '15

Special Thank You to /u/Bladewalker

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Thank you for creating this sub and the idea of the edge of time. This was by far my favorite experience in the Buttonverse.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 11 '15

Taking the cover off the Button.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 24 '15

The Red Sun rises. Red Flairs have appeared. The Edge Of Time is in sight.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 21 '15

"At the last second" - a haiku by /u/Cithoge

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 29 '15

Our Common Enemy

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 25 '15

Sixty seconds pass. Two hundred religions die. It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Jun 05 '15

Time itself has sealed us away...

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The god of time has seen fit to bar our way, Forever has the button been sealed.

It's been confirmed by powerlanguage himself. Our time has ended. It's been good playing.

edit: a bunch of people are calling shenanigans. There were still zombies and squires left waiting to click, and like 800 greys online at the time, more than there's been in awhile. People are thinking the mods just got tired of it all.

edit2: READ

https://www.reddit.com/r/Knightsofthebutton/comments/38q9x5/the_button_and_necromancer_postmortem/


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Jun 03 '15

Encounter at The edge of Time

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 07 '15

Made a video to help further our cause. A vision of the endgame: "Ronin At The Edge Of Time Theory" - The theory that in the final seconds of the button, some percentage of non-pressers will leave their masters and do what in their heart they know is right, and in doing so find redemption.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 27 '15

Towards the Edge of Time

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 30 '15

I watched the Button hit 10s over and over again

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I did nothing.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 28 '15

I was grey. Now I find purpose with the Ronin. I will take my chance at the Edge Of Time.

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Patiently waiting

Finding peace until time comes

Ripples on water.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Oct 28 '15

Found this in a forest.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 21 '15

Are you prepared to be stained Purple?

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Lag will be a real issue as the button gets close to 1 second. At the Edge of Time, nothing can be certain. This will be a messy affair. Some may receive 1 second Red flair, others may be stained Purple forever.

No war is clean.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 13 '15

A Ronin's Blade Falls

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 26 '15

Courage 勇気

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I feel sad for r/thebutton. It was a flourishing subreddit teaming with life, but now they say that it's dying. They are wrong.

Pressers are fleeing the r/thebutton, just because the mod decided to follow the one and only rule set forth: You can only push once. I understand the outrage, and I am angry too. But seeing everyone saying that this is the end of r/thebutton, and throwing their clicks away for the blue 42. Saying that all other flairs have lost meaning. They are wrong. I pity them. I pity those who give up, I pity r/thebutton, and the way this wonderful subreddit is being abandoned.

We are Ronin. We are brave. We have courage (勇気)! My click I will preserve for the 1 second mark. So we can end r/thebutton as it should have ended. With a glorious battle. We owe it that much. I refuse to see this beast die like a sick old man. Drowned in blue tears.

Fight with me! Let our swords strike swift and bathe the world in our blood. Fill your sword, your souls with courage 勇気!

Show courage 勇気! Lets show r/thebutton and all those who flee, what true courage is.

勇気


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 05 '15

Death Poems - poems that samurai would write on the occasion of their death. When you press the button, your life in the game is over. Post your "Press Poems" here. Death Poems within.

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Death poems:

Minamoto Yorimasa

1104-1180

Like a rotten log

half buried in the ground -

my life, which

has not flowered, comes

to this sad end.

Ota Dokan

1432-1486

Had I not known

that I was dead

already

I would have mourned

my loss of life.

Ôuchi Yoshitaka

1507-1551

Both the victor

and the vanquished are

but drops of dew,

but bolts of lightning -

thus should we view the world.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi

1536-1598

My life

came like dew

disappears like dew.

All of Naniwa

is dream after dream.

Uesugi Kenshin

1530-1578

Even a life-long prosperity is but one cup of sake;

A life of forty-nine years is passed in a dream;

I know not what life is, nor death.

Year in year out-all but a dream.

Both Heaven and Hell are left behind;

I stand in the moonlit dawn,

Free from clouds of attachment.


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Jun 01 '15

Now it is my time to rest

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 30 '15

Farewell brothers

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My watch has ended

The life of the button extended

Zero seconds is my crown

The timer, still ticking down


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 26 '15

Saw this bonsai tree near the Edge of Time today.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 11 '15

At the End of Time, we shall be the last to strike, the last to fall.

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r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • May 01 '15

The Master, the Rat, the Student, the Cat

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The Student's muscles ached, and despite the chill mountain air against his bare skin his sweat rolled down his back like spring rain from the temple's angled roof. The thought made him proud, he'd helped in thatching the roof himself, and not a drop ever got through his handiwork. He swung his ax again and the timber split with crack.

"Done," he said. The Student could hear the relief in his own voice, and it pained him because the master could surely hear it as well.

"You sound all too, pleased," the Master said.

"Finishing my work pleases me. Having done well pleases me," said the Student. "I have nothing to be ashamed of." He tried to sound matter of fact, but he felt his pitch raise at the end of his sentence. Was he asking a question? Of course not! It did please him. And why be ashamed of a job well done?

"Your work pleases me as well," said the Master. "Your working leaves much to be desired."

The Student opened his mouth to apologize. He knew not for what, but when the Master criticized, the devout student thanked him for instruction and apologized for misbehavior. There was no other way. But the Master raised a hand to silence him.

"I need not your joyless apology. Go to the kitchen and peel the carrots in time for dinner. Your brothers will be hungry, as you surely are."

An hour later the Student had just finished peeling the burlap sack full of carrots. The shavings were all in a large pot, which he could use to mulch the garden. The end of the lives of these carrots would create the soil for a new generation. Nothing wasted. Nothing left undone. Beautiful efficient work. He didn't let himself smile. This was duty.

"Dinner is not for an hour," the Master said from over the Student's shoulder.

The Student turned to his master and bowed sharply. "You said to be ready to by dinner."

"And ready you are. May I ask how, how did you enjoy your work today?"

"It pleases me to do a good job," the Student said. It was true, he had done a good job and he was proud.

"How did you enjoy doing your work," the Master asked again.

"I told you," said the Student. He realized too late that this may be seen as backtalk and pressed on. "I enjoy having done good work. My work today has been exemplary."

"And when you finish today's work?"

"I start on tomorrow's?"

"Will you enjoy tomorrow's work?"

"I'll enjoy having done it."

The Master shook his head. "Come," he said.

The granary was dim. Little light could get through. The students had done their best to seal it off from the outside world. Tight thatching kept the elements out. The base was built on a great stone block, so that rain couldn't seep through dirt and introduce the risk of rot. But that wasn't enough. Animals wanted the grain too. Animals who could chew through thatch like it was soft as river mud. Rats. They had recruited a special sort of student to deal with these intruders.

Student and Master sat side by side in the granary, a candle casting light about the room. Their shadows danced, larger than life on the walls. The Cat's shadow too, reared up like a great tiger. In reality he was small enough to fit in one's lap. Some students would hold the cat when he wanted attention. The Student was too busy for such distractions.

"What is the Cat's job?" asked the Master.

"To catch rats," the student replied.

As if on a cue, a gray Rat scurried from a hole it had chewed in the wall towards the piles of threshed grain in the center of the granary. The Cat darted for the Rat from it's hiding spot. It slapped the Rat on its tail and held it for a few seconds then batted it with a paw sending it sprawling.

"And how does he do at his job?" the Master asked.

The Student sensed a trick, maybe. The Cat was catching the Rat of course, but it wasn't doing it right. The Rat was still alive after all!

"It's wasteful," the student said.

The Cat lifted its paw and let the Rat run a few feet and then pounced, a purely a theatrical display. The Rat had no chance of escape in the first place.

"It's inefficient as well," the student said.

"It's joyful," said the Master. "The Cat does not rush to finish his job. He savors every moment. He exults in the thrill of doing his task, not in having done it. What will you do when no more jobs are left to be done?"

For once the Student was left without an answer. Then he shrugged, "I will... I will die."

The Master nodded, "You say you will be happy when your work is done, but work is never done until you are dead. If you are to be happy, you must find joy in the work itself. You must be as the Cat. His playing with the Rat is not for our benefit, but for his own."

The Student nodded and rose without a word to his feet.

"And where are you going?" the Master asked.

"I think... I want to go play with my ax."


r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime • • Apr 23 '15

Of all Button subreddits, the Ronin are 4th in growth in the past day (six times more growth than the Followers of the Shade). In the end, it seems, light wins: The Age of the Ronin is upon us.

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