r/RoastMe • u/MufasaQuePasa • Feb 03 '19
Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.
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r/RoastMe • u/mikeyvanilli • Dec 19 '19
Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for professional acting headshots. The results were... unfortunate. Please destroy me for this choice.
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r/RoastMe • u/TheHazel_Leo • Nov 15 '19
I roasted this baby picture my Mom printed on Christmas thinking it was my uncle. Turns out, it’s me. Turn the grill up please
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r/RoastMe • u/etymologynerd • Apr 09 '19
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me
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r/RoastMe • u/Davie504 • Jan 15 '20
"CELEBRITY" The power or BASS made me look perfect 😎 Good luck roasting me LMAO
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r/RoastMe • u/arseniccrazy • Nov 22 '17
Meta Roast Comcast, Verizon, and Ajit Pai by joining the fight for Net Neutrality!
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r/RoastMe • u/icrispyKing • Dec 31 '20
366 Days of RoastMe I've been roasted on this sub every single day of 2020 and today is finally the last day! Roast Me Day 366/366
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r/RoastMe • u/Herbit420 • Sep 28 '19
46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!
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r/RoastMe • u/h3h3productions • Jan 12 '17
PAPA BLESS - "CELEBRITY" We are h3h3productions, professional complainers and YouTube drama queens. Please roast us, appreciate ya.
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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '20
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me quarantined in the basement for 14 days until I can interact with her. please roast me :-)
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r/RoastMe • u/bookc420 • Feb 19 '20
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse.
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r/RoastMe • u/Katerinotv • Jan 28 '20
"CELEBRITY" I play video games for a living and don't leave the house for multiple days in a row. Roast me :)
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r/RoastMe • u/eXoChuck • Feb 11 '21
Just 2,5 years between both pictures .. what happend to me .. roast me!
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r/RoastMe • u/337718 • Nov 19 '20
Just got out of jail this morning. welcome me back to the internet.
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r/RoastMe • u/StanGibson18 • Nov 18 '16
"CELEBRITY" I'm Ken bone. Roast me. You know you want to.
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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '19
26 years old, got my first vehicle I can drive by myself. Living my best life. What ya got?
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r/RoastMe • u/FSM_Rabbi • Feb 23 '19
24 at 340lb, today i begin to b healthy, give me some motivation
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r/RoastMe • u/BooBooMadonna • Mar 31 '19
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.
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r/RoastMe • u/asmordious • Dec 23 '18
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.
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