It's so full of sugar and water you'd think they'd never met a lemon in their life. And PAPER CUPS? How the fuck do they sleep at night living with this detritus?

Fuck these ignorant, grubby-fingered plebians. I'd splash their shitty dimeapop lemonade right in their nasty little eyes if it wasn't just going to give them a sugar high.

*Edit Oh man, I can't believe I'm on the front page of /r/RealLemonade! I'd like to thank Bill Nye and St Mary for this accomplishment.

If they do I just ask for water. God I hate Minute Maid.

It literally says "contains 0% Juice."

Abomination.

Have you gone soft? Am I the only one who still cares about the sanctity of our lemonade and/or future?

My husband is a tree trimmer. He came home from work today with a huge bag of beautiful fresh lemons, from the lemon tree that he had trimmed. I was just heading out the door, as I had to go and pick up our daughter. So I gave him a quick kiss and told him I'd be back in 10 minutes.

The scene that I walked back into was unbelievably barbaric. There was a jug of maple syrup and a container of honey on the kitchen counter. It was also littered with carcasses of lemons. A quart jar sat next to this hideous mess, in which the precious, innocent, lemon juice had apparently been squeezed and then maple syrup, honey and water added to it. I screamed and my husband came running, asking me "what's wrong"? I asked him "what have you done"? He look kind of puzzled and said "I made lemonade, why are you freaking out"?

My husband and I have been together for almost 20 years, very happily married. But what happened today was so shocking that I'm not sure that I can carry on in this marriage. Am I over reacting?

Don't use cups. Drink it from the source for the most pure flavor.

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