I did join r/lounge before and thought I would stay there even after my premium expired... turns out I didn’t and I have no chance to award a post... Please may I have a gold

General kenobiavenolife

My Reddit Premium expired. And I'm too broke to buy stuff. Please help.

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear that word one more time, I'll quit!"

Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the roads and sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realising that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week already, and your daughter fell twice!"

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don't give gold but give 5 party trains because you will save some coins with that
party train 5 = 375 it just the same thing but with party train you will save 125 coins

I would love to see r/lounge again. Thanks.

Any award would be great

I'll let you know...

I hope i find her

GLOD FOR LOGNE PLS

u/TheWinterPrince52 should have a flair, everyone in favor say "I want gold"

wallet goes brr

Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake,
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make,
Bacon pancaaake!

I primarily browse reddit while I am at work (overnight security checkpoint). Shortly after the start of December, however, my entire family came down with you-know-what (somehow I managed to avoid getting it entirely), so I was deemed "at risk" and have not been able to come into work, and have mostly been off reddit for the time being as a result. I should be returning to work in the next few days though, so perhaps then I can make a triumphant return. xD

hahaha jk, unless?

His name is Lemony :3

"Are you holding the ladder, son?"

please give me gold if you agree