r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 28 '22

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

"If you believe in evolution"

Like it's something that is "believed" and not a fact.

Also this looks like a worse version of the ['🥚', '🐔'].sort() joke.

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u/gfcf14 Nov 28 '22

Creationists would beg to differ. Personally, I think it’s best if we can combine both somehow, but who knows.

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u/mammamia42069 Nov 28 '22

It’s best if we combine fact with fiction? How does that help anyone? If anything it just causes silly “debates” based on misunderstandings such as the chicken egg one in the OP

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 28 '22

Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.

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u/minecon1776 Nov 28 '22

Lmao perfect

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u/gfcf14 Nov 28 '22

Fiction? You do you, man

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

Creationists can go suck it. Their opinion deserves no attention beyond contempt. I'll consider their "theory" the day they can provide a modicum of a start of a shadow of evidence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Next we'll be combining flat earth with round earth. The truth is always somewhere in the middle. Hemisphere earth? Yeah, that's science.

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

saucer-shaped Earth

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Show me evidence that it's not saucer-shaped! Images from NASA don't count tho

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

All evidence contrary to my beliefs is faked™

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u/ALesbianAlpaca Nov 29 '22

I'm sure we can combine the civil rights movement with the KKK somehow. I am very smart.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

People with an absurd agenda beg to differ.

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u/mammamia42069 Nov 28 '22

How the fuck does no-one know for sure? This thing is solved and not even difficult

The egg came first, obviously. Over the course of evolution of this animal, eventually one of them that hatched from an egg would more closely resemble a “chicken” than the animal that birthed it

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

The egg concept really seems to throw some people.

“Which came first, the adult human or the baby human?”

Duh.

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u/mammamia42069 Nov 28 '22

You’re right, its a lot less interesting without an egg. I can only assume its an old philosophical question from a time before evolution was a widespread theory

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Only correct answer

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Right, the classification of it being a chicken starts at the first occurrence (egg) of it being a chicken. Any previous occurrences means it wasn’t a “chicken” yet.

-solved close thread

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u/GustapheOfficial Nov 28 '22

It's like choosing between plague and cholera: a solved problem. Do I want to die an almost certain, painful, disgusting death, potentially spreading the same fate to anyone living in close quarters with me or do I want to shit a lot and drink some electrolytes?

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u/mammamia42069 Nov 28 '22

This is uh… quite the comparison, why do I get the feeling you’ve used it before?

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u/Dude9515N Nov 29 '22

Don't try to prove a wrong theory friend

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u/mammamia42069 Nov 29 '22

What are you on about?

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

The egg came first. At some point in it's evolutionary chain, a gallus gallus laid a gallus gallus domesticus egg.

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u/hibernating-hobo Nov 28 '22

Thank you, that’s what i keep telling people. Then they blink twice and ask me where the egg came from :/

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

This is why I argue churches are businesses, thus we should be taxing them. Fuck them for clouding the minds of humanity everywhere with fairytales instead of filling them with science.

Edit: Yo u/yixiatros, you lost your deleted comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 29 '22

I already have so you can keep your hopes to yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 29 '22

That's not for you to decide.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

Doesn't that depend on whether you define a chicken egg to be an egg laid by a chicken, or an egg containing a chicken?

Edit: I don't exactly understand what's so contravertial here. There was a bird (not a chicken) that laid an egg which hatched into a chicken.

I'm saying that this egg may or may not be a chicken egg depending on what the adjective "chicken" before the word "egg" actually means.

Firstly, it can't simply mean "contains a chicken", because the chicken eggs you buy at a shop don't contain a chicken. So I'm asking a simple question to everyone saying I'm wrong: what is the definition of a chicken egg? Is it really so precise that there is no ambiguity?

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u/The_Slad Nov 28 '22

The question is "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" not "which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?. So im not sure that really matters.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

But in that case it's not an interesting question, because it's not even close. Eggs have obviously been around for much longer than chickens, and that has nothing to do with the precise evolution of the domesticated chicken. It would be true for any animal alive today or in the last few hundred million years.

The original comment's reasoning is only necessary if you are answering the more interesting question of chicken vs chicken egg. Also, I think it's not unreasonable to assume that this is implied in the question. You can interpret it in bad faith if you want though.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Nov 28 '22

It's still painfully obvious the chicken egg came first, the first chicken would have had to hatch from a chicken egg (mutant egg of chicken's ancestor)

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

If that's how you define a chicken egg, yes, it's obviously that way round.

But if instead I defined a chicken egg as an egg that was laid by a chicken (i.e. a "chicken's egg") then that first egg wasn't a chicken egg, it was a non-chicken egg that contained a chicken.

As an example, consider the eggs that we eat. They are unfertilised, so they do not contain the genetics needed to make a chicken. Yet we still call them chicken eggs, and I think that's because they were laid by a chicken.

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 28 '22

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Nov 28 '22

Bad bot, you're fired

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u/anastrianna Nov 28 '22

An egg with a chicken in it is a chicken egg, an egg laid by a chicken is a chicken's egg. So asking "what came first, the chicken or the chicken egg" doesn't change the answer

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

But the thing that we most commonly call a chicken egg is unfertilised, so doesn't contain a chicken. Doesn't this contradict your definition of a chicken egg?

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

if you remove the idea of the egg needing to be a chicken egg, then eggs came first by a pretty large margin…

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

I find it best to respond to assholes like this with an answer that completely ignores the part of their response that makes them an ass in the first place. They don't like it.

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

A non-chicken laid the first chicken egg. The chicken that hatched from the first chicken egg was the first chicken to lay a chicken egg.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

So are the eggs that we eat for breakfast not chicken eggs? A chicken can never hatch from them.

I'm saying that it might be more consistent to define a chicken egg as an egg that is laid by (in other words, comes from) a chicken. Is there a reason that you are stating as a fact that this is not the case?

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

If you don't understand evolution, that's on you.

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

What does it have to do with not understanding evolution?

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

My comment was directed at u/StanleyDodds because they were being an ass. As much as I hate doing it, sometimes trolls have to be put in their place.

With this additional context, I invite you to read through the comments again. You'll find that we, not just I, ignored their douchery on purpose and nobody feels bad about it.

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

You're the douche here, really. You're not answering and can't stop being haughty.

His question makes sense; it's fundamental to the process of answering the original question. But you're going on with completely irrelevant attacks and you're basically acting like a troll yourself.

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

No shit sherlock. Thanks for acknowledging my douchery, douche.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

What? I'm not talking about evolution, I'm talking about the meaning of words.

How are you defining a chicken egg?

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

If you don't understand the question. That's on you too.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

I understand the question, but I don't think you understand my question.

How are you defining the term "chicken egg"?

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u/ConcernedDudeMaybe Nov 28 '22

What question?

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

The question that I've asked in the 2 previous comments, and which I'll ask again here:

How are you defining "chicken egg"?

I'm asking this because I think you are missing my point.

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u/Wolfeur Nov 28 '22

Your take is too advanced for the average Reddit mind, I'm afraid. They can't understand words beyond their surface-level meaning.

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u/Dmayak Nov 28 '22

That take makes the answer completely dependent on what someone defines "chicken egg" and degrades discussion to personal opinion on definitions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

That's a question for the original asker, the answer to which will include the answer to their original question.

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u/StanleyDodds Nov 28 '22

But it's also a question to anyone who is so confident in their own answer, such as the original reply here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

No naturally occurring eggs contain chickens.

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u/Ononas Nov 28 '22

“If you believe in evolution”, has same energy as “If you believe earth is round and Moldova exists”

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u/Dude9515N Nov 29 '22

Nope that's only true in your Twisted world view 😂

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u/Ononas Nov 29 '22

So earth isn’t round?

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u/Dude9515N Nov 30 '22

Moldova exists, fact, earth round, fact, evolution is a theory, fact, is it a correct theory? Nope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

well I came to say the same thing so...?

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u/SpaceBanana01 Nov 29 '22

Chicken.

Otherwise how can the egg know what to develop into?

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u/gfcf14 Nov 29 '22

Well, if they like FE they can develop into VSCode to do some JS.

JK, that was kinda lame. Makes me wonder though. Does the chicken know it’s a chicken? If they look at a duck, would they think that’s a “beaky chicken” (or whatever name they’d have for themselves), or if they look at a human would they think that’s a “tall, featherless chicken?”

I didn’t mean for this illustration of an overly-complicated-without-needing-to-be response from the developer in panel 2 to turn into some form of profound discussion for the comic as a whole, nor for it to be answered literally, but well I guess I can’t predict how people will take these comics or which would be successful if at all

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u/SpaceBanana01 Nov 29 '22

Well a chicken is a chicken and remains a chicken. It does not need to know that it’s a chicken. Whereas an egg has the potential to become a chicken, therefore the chicken must exist before the egg. If it didn’t the egg can’t develop into a chicken, because it does not exist.

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u/MinosAristos Dec 12 '22 edited Dec 12 '22

Y'all are missing the point of the proverb.

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" isn't a question that expects a specific answer. It's supposed to make people think about causes and effects in cycles. It's not actually about chickens and chicken eggs, that's just an example.

The general case is:

If only X creates Y and only Y creates X, what came first, X or Y?

Evolution is irrelevant, this is abstract logic.

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u/gfcf14 Dec 12 '22

Thank you for the alternate take on this! I actually meant to expose how unnecessarily complicated some answers given by devs could be given the reply from the guy on panel 2, but didn’t think it could spark a discussion of the magnitude it did

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Nov 28 '22

Egg.

Something that was very similar to a chicken laid a chicken egg and the first chicken came out of it

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 28 '22

Whoever writes the most code this month gets featured on my Twitter!

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Nov 28 '22

I've actually written a lot of code this semester because I'm in college classes

(I know it's a bot)

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Then in that case it could not be array or stack..they are supposed to contain homogeneous data not heterogeneous one

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u/hi_i_am_back Nov 28 '22

It depends on whether you believe in theory of evolution or in some God.

If you ask a scientist who understands somatic and genetic traits will tell you the egg of the first being to be characterized as chicken came first.

If you believe in God then he put the first chicken on earth for Adam.

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 28 '22

Hey, I just heard about this thing called GraphQL. Why aren't we using it?

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u/hi_i_am_back Nov 28 '22

Because I like making apps in Flutter.

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u/Decent__Man Nov 28 '22

Well, if we use a friend class we solve this problem and have them come at the same time.

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u/Majestic_Ad_7133 Nov 29 '22

For creationists, the Bible puts forth an answer to this question in the very first chapter. It turns out, that for evolutionists, the basic answer is still the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

evolutionists

lmao what - evolution isn't a lifestyle or technique we apply.

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u/torftorf Nov 29 '22

The real answer is. "It depends on the definition of the egg" If you say a chicken egg is a egg layed by a chicken than the chicken was first. If you say a egg from which a chicken hatches it is the egg. Simple answer

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u/gfcf14 Nov 28 '22

The age old question, now with a bit of a dev spin on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/gfcf14 Nov 29 '22

When I learned it, it was meant to only be a trick question

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 29 '22

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?

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u/gfcf14 Nov 29 '22

Sorry, is this a reference to something I missed?