Internet browsing would be so much easier.

Now things will be weird.

I've searched what seems like the whole internet, and can't seem to find anything remotely like that.

Just watched "The Matrix", what an amazing documentary.

Why do they even do it?

I don't want to apply to the YouTube comments section and then be ridiculed for my lack of education (in comparison to most of the authors of comments on YouTube).

I've never had a telemarketer call me, and I lay awake at night, wondering how I can get a lower interest rate on my credit card, or how I could win a vacation to fabulous Shawnee Village in the Poconos. I've tried putting my number on the Please Call Me list, but no one ever does. I get so jealous, whenever all my friends brag about how they got a great deal on a magazine subscription when someone called during dinner, or how they raced out of the shower to answer a call from Sears, about aluminum siding.