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u/sketched8 May 17 '25
What redstone was actually made for:
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u/staffylaffy May 17 '25
Work harder not smarter
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u/Just_A_Dinner May 17 '25
I like how the part that actually works isn't even connected to the whole thing behind
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u/Designated_Lurker_32 May 17 '25
Tutorial when?
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Freaky irongolem
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u/The_Cas May 17 '25
๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐golem
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u/Eligo010 May 17 '25
How do you do this ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ text?
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u/The_Cas May 17 '25
Just copy it and then you can get ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
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u/Eligo010 May 18 '25
Alr time to get ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
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u/Eligo010 May 18 '25
oil up
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u/The_Cas May 18 '25
No thanks, I'm not a cheater
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u/A_Shitbag69 May 17 '25
This is something I'd build with Redstone except it would be just for a simple piston door
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u/MrTagnan May 17 '25
Many, many versions ago I made a truly hidden crafting table that wasnโt just part of the wall. Iโm sure now I could greatly simplify the mechanism, but back then the entire mechanism took up more space than the room the crafting table was in.
Iโve since lost the build, so no pictures. But it was the same concept behind a flush red stone door. Part of the wall would move downwards and then a crafting table would be pushed two blocks out so it was no longer in the wall. I had based off of a red stone idea I saw online that was identical, but the crafting table just replaced a block in the wall.
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u/CaramelCraftYT 26.3 and still no End Update May 18 '25
So a block swapper with a double piston extender.
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u/AP_Adapted May 17 '25
song?
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u/canyoubreathe May 17 '25
Assumptions by Sam Gallaitry
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u/YoriMirus May 17 '25
Thanks I also wanted to know
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u/canyoubreathe May 17 '25
I always try to find a song when someone's looking, because often I'm also asking that question, wishing someone else knew
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u/Rosso_di_sera May 17 '25
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u/auddbot May 17 '25
Song Found!
Name: Assumptions
Artist: Sam Gellaitry
Score: 100% (timecode: 00:57)
Album: Assumptions
Label: Unknown Repertoire Owner
Released on: 2021-05-14
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.
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May 18 '25
โBut itโs the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane! Letโs do the time warp again!โ
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u/Techman2137 May 17 '25
That looks like a lot of mumbo jumbo to me
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u/LordHayati May 17 '25
Ngl this gives me a build idea, making a theatre stage with 3 of these iron golems, with a jukebox being the way to start/stop them.
Make them swagger dance to cat or otherside.
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u/Majik518 May 17 '25
I thought there was gonna be someone behind the wall just flipping a level on and off, lol
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u/Dusry May 17 '25
YOU THRUST YA PELVIS, HUH! YOU THRUST YA PELVIS, HUH! YOU THRUST YA PELVIS, HUH! YOU THRUST YA PELVIS, HUH!
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May 17 '25
Someone who knows red stone more than me, is the red stone uselessly complicated?
Couldnโt you achieve the same results by inverting the inner pistons from the outer pistons on the same signal?
Even easier way I see is using a copper bulb as the output to the pistons, having the center bulbs inverted from the outer pistons, now on a single plus the bulbs flip and pistons do opposite
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u/fafatrer4 May 18 '25
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u/auddbot May 18 '25
Song Found!
Name: Assumptions
Artist: Sam Gellaitry
Score: 100% (timecode: 00:57)
Album: Assumptions
Label: Unknown Repertoire Owner
Released on: 2021-05-14
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.
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u/Rare-Unit7076 May 19 '25
I love how none of it does anything having anything to do with the purpose of the machine because the clock and redstone torch are up front controlling it
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u/UnitedParamedic7044 May 20 '25
At least it works, mine probably will disintegrate itself in the process
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u/oofclicky Jun 01 '25
My question is when it comes to redstone, how did people find out how to use redstone an stuff... ive been trying to figure out how everything with redstone works for years.
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u/Fnaf_fan21 Jun 02 '25
This is just way too relatable, and I'd have to watch a YouTube tutorial to do it
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u/Pure_Examination_667 bugrock user May 21 '25
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โwhat the fuckโ and โcall the policeโ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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[removed] โ view removed comment
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU May 17 '25
Else If Simulator.
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May 17 '25
Is someone going to build a cpu in Minecraft? lol
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u/Vinccool96 May 17 '25
Pretty sure weโve had that for a while
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u/ChaosPLus Oct 13 '25
It's programmable too iirc. With working ram. We've even got a GPU too I think
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u/JoyconDrift_69 May 17 '25
You're gonna have to travel back in the past to live in a time before redstone CPUs.
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u/lollolcheese123 May 17 '25
Is his code really that bad???
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u/crowmelo May 17 '25
If only his code. His models are also ridiculously complex for no reason
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u/Xex051 May 17 '25
Pretty sure most of the models in game were premade assets at one point/modeled from said premade assets
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u/Significant_Being_48 May 17 '25
Search on Google: yandere simulator toothbrush
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u/lollolcheese123 May 17 '25
Dafuq u mean "toothbrush"
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u/Significant_Being_48 May 17 '25
Search it it's not nsfw lol dw
It's just one of the reasons he sucks as a dev
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u/lollolcheese123 May 17 '25
Yeah I did holy shit wtf is that how did that end up in the game...
Like, all you need is a plate with a small box with some heightmaps.
Not whatever the fuck this is
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May 17 '25
I used to play Mechwarrior 2 in 1994. A ping of 250 was considered low. Each mech was made of 20-30 polygons. The idea of using 5000 on a toothbrush is an anathema.
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u/digi-artifex May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25
Imagine how long EACH match would take to load if all Mechs had 7K polygons (or more) each
Two strikes and the game crashes.
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May 17 '25
On a 120 MHz CPU. I don't even remember how much ram they had. 8 MB?
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u/ABHOR_pod May 17 '25
That sounds about right. I remember being excited when I won 16mb of ram (2x8) in a contest in 1999-2000.
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u/No-elk-version2 May 18 '25
Imagine how long EACH match would take to load if all Mechs had 7K polygons (or more) each
I don't think the question would be HOW LONG but IF IT CAN..
I may be underestimating stuff but I'm sure a few things would crash before even loading the game no?
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u/digi-artifex May 18 '25
I remember Skyrim back in launch day taking FOREVER to launch just to crash immediately once it was done back in the Xbox 360... If this still happens today especially with indie games, then the game is badly built.
In the case of Skyrim, well that's Bethesda for us. Well optimized, well constructed, and bug less. /s
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u/Ewanb10 May 18 '25
Because it's a model used in animations and the dumbass that he is, he thought there wasn't a difference and he could use it in his game with 0 consequences
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u/yumyum36 May 17 '25
To be fair, the engine he is using (unity) automatically converts long else if chains into switch statements so it's not necessarily that bad.
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u/Connect_Purchase_672 May 17 '25
The problem with switch statements is not execution time but maintainability and design
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u/redlaWw May 17 '25
When it can. I don't know what the if/else chains look like in Yandere Simulator, but if you have a bunch of conditionals containing calls, it can be difficult to automatically refactor them into switches unless the call is inlined.
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u/yumyum36 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25
Most of the stuff people refer to come from this video from memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LleJbZ3FOPU
(About 14:16 in)
Watching it through again, you're right, I misremembered what was being said. Unity converts long else-if chains into boolean logic (or switch statements), whichever is faster.
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u/redlaWw May 17 '25
It won't be unity itself that's doing it, but rather the C# compiler that it calls as part of code generation. In general, compilers have gotten quite good at simplifying code to make it faster, but in the case of something like this: (note that I don't know C# specifically so syntax may be wrong)
if (class.accessor() == value1) { ... } else if (class.accessor() == value2) { ... } ...Unless the
.accessor()call can be inlined (essentially converted to a.elementraw access) then there's really nothing the compiler can do about it, because there's no guarantee thatclass.accessor()will take the same value when called repeatedly.2
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u/Proper-Cup-9858 ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฅ-๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต๐จ๐ถ๐ฏ ๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ May 17 '25
The sheep with end rod (SwER) is probably one of the best components in the redstone build since it helps to reduce roughness, and adds more smoothness to the movement.