r/MarkMyWords • • Feb 06 '25 Bless Up Heartwarming Hehehe Hooray Thanks Annoyed Love

MMW: Felon in Chief is not going to survive to the end of his term. His face is already drooping on the right side when he tries to smile, indicating a previous stroke.

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At his age, and considering his god awful diet, I suspect he will not make it through the end of his presidency. The right side of his face droops any time he tries to smile, which signals a previous stroke or TBI, and is the reason I believe he constantly does that scrunch up smile instead of smiling normally. He is hiding the true him all the way till the end.


r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 08 '24 Diamonds are Forever Take My Silver Heart of Silver Silver is Forever

Solid Prediction MMW: The current thing™ will NOT spark a revolution or unite the left & right. It'll be forgotten in a few weeks at most

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r/MarkMyWords • • Feb 05 '25

MMW Biohacker millionaire Bryan Johnson will not live to be very old

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r/MarkMyWords • • Jan 12 '25

Long-term MMW: Mark Zuckerberg is currently undergoing a midlife crisis, there will be a divorce within 3 years and then lots of media coverage with him dating Instagram models and partying with Jake Paul

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r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 20 '24 Bless Up

Long-term MMW: democrats will once again appeal to non existent “moderate” republicans instead of appealing to their base in 2028

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r/MarkMyWords • • Feb 08 '25

MMW: MAGA will use the Kennedy Center to push their anti-LGBT policies

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Trump has announced that he will head the Kennedy Center and dismiss the current board.


r/MarkMyWords • • Jan 24 '25

Political MMW: AOC will be the Democratic Primary Nominee in 2028 - Despite Establishment Democrats and the GOP trying to pull every dirty trick to stop her.

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r/MarkMyWords • • Jul 03 '24 Bless Up Take My Silver

Political MMW: if a fascist gets elected and starts jailing his enemies, the gun lovers of America will do nothing

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They talk a lot about how guns are protection against tyranny. What they don't talk about is what they consider tyranny. To them it's only tyranny if it's something that's stopping them from buying a new gun.


r/MarkMyWords • • Oct 17 '24 This Take My Silver

Solid Prediction MMW: The teacher shortage is going to be a national emergency and we’re probably already too late

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I don’t think most people realize how bad the teacher shortage is across the country and what the ramifications are going to be. There’s a medium sized college near me and out of the 1200 or so grads, only 5 of them were teachers. Beyond that, there isn’t a lot of incentive for people to become teachers. Most districts are so throttled by state funding that the pay isn’t great. Behavior issues are a huge problem that parents aren’t doing anything about. Everybody acknowledges it’s a problem but people aren’t doing anything about it. Some districts are already hiring teachers from overseas because they can’t fill their positions.

Here’s my prediction. People aren’t going to give a shit until school districts have no choice but to have digital school where one teacher is teaching multiple classes via Zoom while the class is overseen by some underpaid para. By then the damage is done and it’s going to take decades to fix it.

The only way this doesn’t become a reality is if the feds and individual sates release more money for school funding. Young people don’t take jobs for “fulfillment” or “work culture” anymore. They take jobs because life is expensive. Even that isn’t enough. Parents are going to have to start parenting. I work for a school district. The amount of shitty parents dropping off their elementary aged kids off at school in their pajamas at 10:00 is fucking disgusting. The amount of parents who just don’t give a shit about their kids and their education are disgusting. The disrespect kids show their teachers is a direct connection to their home life.

Sorry for the word vomit. I’m on something today.

Edit: Talking about the United States, but I’m sure other countries are in a similar position.


r/MarkMyWords • • Jan 05 '25

MMW: RFK jr will resign six months into his leadership of HHS once he realizes Republicans won’t let him ban food dyes and pharma commercials, they just want him to ban vaccines

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r/MarkMyWords • • Jan 25 '25 Wholesome Seal This

Political MMW, if Pierre Poilievre gets voted in Canada will follow the USAs political trajectory.

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r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 21 '24 I’ll Drink to That Helpful Heart of Silver Take My Silver Polished Silver Turd

Long-term MMW: Elon Musk and DJT will have a major fallout closer to the 2026 midterms, Musk will try -and fail- to find a legal loophole to run for President in 2028. Tesla’s stock price will plummet and he will be ousted as CEO.

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r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 07 '24 This Helpful Take My Silver

MMW: When society & the economy inevitably crumbles, MAGA won’t have some grand epiphany. They’ll simply blame their failures on Democrats & Minorities, and use it as justification to increase the intensity of persecution.

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When society & the economy inevitably crumbles, MAGA won’t have some grand epiphany. They’ll simply blame their failures on Democrats & Minorities, and use it as justification to increase the intensity of persecution.

This has been the case in every example.


r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 22 '24 Bless Up

Political MMW: Netanyahu will give the Republicans a win by agreeing to a ceasefire in Lebanon, followed by the annexation of northern Gaza and, later, the West Bank

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r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 22 '24 Take My Silver Silver is Forever

Long-term MMW: Luigi Mangione intended to be caught in order to expose insurance industry practices in court.

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I am fairly certain at this point that Mangione intended to get caught and turn his trial into a media circus.


r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 09 '24

Already Debunked MMW: the UHC shooter was a professional hit paid for with life insurance payout from an UHC customer who is denied care and died

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You always read these stories of people hiring hit men to kill spouses for $15,000, what kind of hitman with someone get with a $500,000 payout from a spouse who died from a curable disease but was denied coverage by UHC? The guy left Monopoly money in his bag to be found, he had words written on the shell cases so they would be found. This seems like someone really wanted to make sure the point came across and I don't believe they're gonna find the shooter because he's probably in Europe by now.


r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 19 '24 Take My Silver

MMW: The 'Department Of Government Efficiency' won't actually be able to do anything, and will be shut down once Elon Musk is kicked out of DC.

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r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 30 '24

Solid Prediction MMW, this is will be cited and used by DOGE to gut the VA

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They helped push the the Iraq war and it’s easier to dick us over than take from social security or Medicare


r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 24 '24

MMW: Donald will push to make Luigi Mangione his first state execution

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r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 01 '24

Long-term MMW “One vote per Household” as a work around of the 19th Amendment is going to be a key policy position for the GOP in 2028

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With the Julie Roberts narrated ad about who you vote for is private information, even from your husband, the right has completely lost their minds about the prospect their wives will secretly vote Harris.

As such, if Harris wins (which I think she will), the MAGA sect of the GOP will heavily push for “election reform” to limit the number of votes per household to 1, with the implicit goal of restricting women’s right to vote.

Getting rid of the 19th Amendment is effectively impossible, and “one vote per household” is a “work-around” women voting.


r/MarkMyWords • • Feb 06 '25

Long-term MMW: this will just make the future generation voters hate each other even more

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r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 20 '24

MMW It's inevitable FRAUD

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r/MarkMyWords • • Dec 20 '24

MMW: The Donald-Elon alliance will have a bitter, nasty, explosive ending.

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And probably in the not too distant future.


r/MarkMyWords • • Nov 20 '24

MMW Judge Judy will be selected to sit on the Supreme Court.

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Since the new administration is just picking tv personalities to run the government...since the orange fellow doesntcan't read...figured it was fitting.