Full Time: Haiti 0 - 6 United States

⚽ United States: Auston Trusty 10' 10', Julian Hall 52' 52', Christian Pulisic 62' 62', Christian Pulisic 63' 63', Weston McKennie 68' 68', Folarin Balogun 82' 82'

Line-ups

Haiti (4-2-3-1)

United States (4-2-3-1)

Match Events

• Lineups are announced and players are warming up.

• First Half begins.

• 40' Josué Casimir (Haiti) is shown the yellow card.

• 40' Sebastian Berhalter (USA) is shown the yellow card.

• 45'+3' First Half ends, Haiti 0, USA 1.

• 45' Second Half begins Haiti 0, USA 1.

• 62' Substitution, Haiti. Dominique Simon replaces Leverton Pierre.

• 62' Substitution, Haiti. Ruben Providence replaces Louicius Deedson.

• 66' Substitution, USA. Folarin Balogun replaces Sebastian Berhalter.

• 66' Substitution, USA. Bryan Reynolds replaces Julian Hall.

• 70' GOAL OVERTURNED BY VAR: Lenny Joseph (Haiti) scores but the goal is ruled out after a VAR review.

• 70' VAR Decision: No Goal Haiti 0-5 USA.

• 75' GOAL OVERTURNED BY VAR: Folarin Balogun (USA) scores but the goal is ruled out after a VAR review.

• 77' VAR Decision: No Goal Haiti 0-5 USA.

• 81' Substitution, USA. Adri Mehmeti replaces Weston McKennie.

• 81' Substitution, USA. Mathis Albert replaces Christian Pulisic.

• 81' Substitution, Haiti. Yassin Fortuné replaces Lenny Joseph.

• 81' Substitution, Haiti. Dany Jean replaces Josué Casimir.

• 86' Substitution, USA. Justin Ellis replaces Malik Tillman.

• 88' Substitution, Haiti. Fafà Picault replaces Wilson Isidor.

• 90'+3' Second Half ends, Haiti 0, USA 6.

• Match ends, Haiti 0, USA 6.

Match Stats

Group A

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