r/LinuxCirclejerk • • Feb 27 '25

🛡 MOD POST 🛡: Change of ownership and some additional updates

48 Upvotes

So, the old owner has decided to step down as they have alot on their plate in personal life and whatnot, and as such, do not have the time necessary to cultivate this community to the fullest. So, I will be running mod applications. Previous experience is not necessary, but heavily preferred. A user feedback survey will be posted here as well as a mod application form, just come back to this post in 1-2 days and I should have it sorted. Additionally, images are now in comments sections (all images will be sent to the mod queue so abuse will be made known to the mods immediately).

Sincerely, Arachnid.

User feedback survey


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • Feb 05 '25

Effective today: No more r/LinuxSucks101 posts.

298 Upvotes

First offense: 48 hour temp ban

Second offense: 1 week ban

Third offense: perma ban

Stay mad Windows users.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 17h ago

Learn to avoid spies

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669 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Linux Users Right Now: 🍿

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 6h ago

AI has arrived for Slax Linux 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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It was great that it offered such lightness, it had a 300MB ISO and could be run on Live. I'm not against AI, but I don't understand why such a lightweight system requires such a ridiculous AI. What kind of supply is this, meeting what demand?


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 10h ago

I bought SteamDeck recently. Can I now use "I use arch btw"? Or SteamOS doesn't count?

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 9h ago

Best thing I’ve ever bought

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Hey look it’s the subreddit logo


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Microslop

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226 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 5h ago

The General Dynamics Itronix IX750 military UMPC booted to arch

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 1d ago

I can't download Gentoo because there's a dinosaur on my keyboard, and if I try to touch the keyboard, it bites my hand.😭

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Which is better for normal people?

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Debian is more stable. Arch is less ancient.

994 votes, 21h left
Debian-based distros
Arch-based distros

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 23h ago

One day

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 14h ago

i use alpine, whatever though

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like windows or whatever os is cool too, but i can do that in alpine


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 20h ago

Desktop Customizations

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Desktop Environment: RevolutionUI

WindowManager: RevolutionWM (forked from KWin)

Panels: Wayland version made with quickshell config, x11 version forked from hellosystem and CutefishOS.

I had a lot of fun working with quickshell. I see some really cool stuff with quickshell all over redit and thought I would try my hand at it. It really is easy to work with. Everything is theme-able so if you have any ideas for new themes or custom looks, feel free to msg me and i'll definitely consider making a customized theme from your screenshot or specifications.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago Bravo

How Archlinux literally got me a cute nurse's number and saved my life

251 Upvotes

I am an 31 year old Archlinux enjoyer. We had to go on some camping trip with my mom, and just in case there was an emergency where I had to save people, or impress cute girls, or both, I made sure to keep something in my pocket: an Archlinux USB. As a Certified Linux Knight (as I've recently started to call myself), someone had to do this. I was out there saving people from the thing called Windoze when they needed.

Anyway, we had a car crash, or so I was told. I was semi-unconscious so someone else is telling the story here.

So appearantly, they rushed me and my mom to the hospital, thankfully she was okay. The doctors started removing my clothes and pants, as usual. Turns out, I was right on the edge of dying. The doctor was preparing to electro-shock me, which they actually electroshocked me a few times. Just as I was slipping away and the doctor was about to declare my death time, a cute nurse found something in my pocket. My Archlinux USB. She yelled out with pure anticipation:

"Oh my gaawd, he used Archlinux! Me too!"

Somehow, just hearing the words "Archlinux" pulled me right back from dying. I remember whispering, "I... use... Archlinux... btw," still in a coma-like situation.

The second I said that, that nurse just started French kissing me out of nowhere. Immediately, I started feeling alive again. Doctors were shocked, they had never seen someone come back from dying like that. Even they knew the power of Archlinux at that moment. I've heard one of them started crying at this miracle :)

I got out the hospital that same day, and the nurse that saved my life, we have a date together :) She said she needed to reinstall Archlinux on her computer so ;) It was not my intention to impress cute girls like that, but Archlinux turned me into a woman magnet, inevitably ;) What can I do? As a Linux Knight, I must oblige.

Thats how Linux got me a cute nurse’s number, and also saved my life.


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

didn't know my meme was gonna reach insta so fast lmao

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369 Upvotes

i just posted it yesterday here lol (also on r/linuxmemes)


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

installing loonix in Antartika

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Nvidia announces Open-Source Huang Lifestory™

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454 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 3d ago

So how do I start using Linux?

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found on a turkish marketplace


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago Bravo

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r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

You'll never guess what I'm doing right now

375 Upvotes

r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Vulkan enshitification started ? Remote Offloading

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Threat to privacy and / or security ?


r/LinuxCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Kernel is stored in the balls

49 Upvotes